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Old April 30, 2003, 07:35   #31
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Yay!!!!!

What are the odds he'll host a reality TV show on Fox? I say 5 to 2.
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Old April 30, 2003, 08:50   #32
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"The Imperialist right wing Christian conservatives!"
That would make no sense whatsoever with my statement....
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Old April 30, 2003, 10:56   #33
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He's like a cuddly Joseph Goebbels.
Actually, that's not true at all. Goebbels was a master of delivering the truth in such a way that it kept the spirits of the people up. He didn't engage in outright lies like the Iraqi Information Minister did. On the contrary, Goebbels was honest with the German people and told them when the war was going badly. For me, Goebbels is chilling precisely because he could be honest AND so very evil at the same time...

al-Sahhaf is just fun! I think even he knew how silly his statements were, but he had little choice but to say them. And they provided entertainment for everyone!
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Old April 30, 2003, 11:37   #34
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Yes, that was my thought when I read that he was "trying" to surrender. How difficult can it be?

MOHAMMED SAEED AL-SAHAF: I wish to discuss surrender.
U.S. COMMANDER: OK, let's talk.
MOHAMMED SAEED AL-SAHAF: You will hand over your guns and...
U.S. COMMANDER: ...Uh, that's not right.
MOHAMMED SAEED AL-SAHAF: Sorry, I'll try again. You will dismantle your nuclear weapons...
U.S. COMMANDER: ...Nope, you still haven't got the hang of it. Try again.


Now do an interview with him
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Old May 1, 2003, 01:01   #35
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and our hero will be able to go back to reporting the news!

http://www.gulfnews.com/Articles/new...rticleID=86010
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Does somebody have the webpage with his list of quotes?
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I got the impression that MSS is not lying outright. There was the possibility that his underlings fed him all the junk information produced by those surrendering Republican Guards.
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This is the best news since the fall of Baghdad!

Since George Bush likes him so much, perhaps he could replace Ari Fleischer. Imagine,

"Deficit? What deficit? There is no deficit and there never will be! Those who say tax cuts lead to deficits are liars. We all know that tax cuts lead to higher tax revenue due to an increased economy. How could anyone doubt this?"
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nobody is commenting on his new career
does nobody care about the future of our hero?
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I needed that this morning. Thank you.

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