May 1, 2003, 18:17
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you gay tw@ts.
Nivea blue shaving foam and definitely Nivea BALSAAAAM after shave are the killer combination, what.
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May 1, 2003, 18:19
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May 1, 2003, 18:21
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Originally posted by Zylka
hahahaha as a hetero I sure am faggier than you
Shopping...
Drugs...
Facial Care...
I know it all!!!
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And fashion!
And I'll continue wearing my hoodies and caps, even though it's supposedly quite the fashion crime.
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-Salmon & Fish Oil 1000mg caps, 1 for every meal. An old gf who was the school's absolute knock-out shared with me this secret, and believe me it will have your whole body looking like velvet and ready to be ass-sexed on QAF!
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Yuck, no thanks. 
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...and HAVE FUN! Results come in under a week, and it keeps getting better and better as girls look at you as if you're a Bavarian model and self defeated guys keep trying to pick fights with you at the Den until you put a cigarette out on one of their wrists and throw a chair at a wall as a diversion to run away, only to find th
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May 1, 2003, 18:24
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Fashion falls under shahpping 
You can't taste the fish oil, they are in tough gel caps. Trust me, it'll give you the most feminine skin desired. Even I often get a hard on when looking at my velvet coat!!!
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May 1, 2003, 18:28
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President of the OT
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One of these days, I'll have to meet you.
You'd better not be 400lbs and have a trenchcoat.
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May 1, 2003, 21:15
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As I said, I don't use gels anymore, but when I did, Edge was the best.
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May 1, 2003, 21:19
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I just use a regular bar of soap. You lather it up while your in the shower and then shave by touch. If you still feel hair on your face the take another pass at it with the razor.
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May 1, 2003, 21:55
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Z is the master of this stuff. He is on about the fish oil and especially the water. You can also put olive oil and flax oil on your veggies. Personally I throw Health From the Sun Total EFA oil into my smoothies and onto my veggies. It's got a nice mix of oil and doesn't taste hideous.
Oil is also good because it keeps your heart healthy and it lubricates your joints. They say there are fats that heal and fats that kill, well fish oil, flax, and olive oil are the ones that heal.
Oh and speaking of which, start taking a multivitamin supplement. Twinlab is my personal favorite. Make sure you take it with food and a glass of water, or your stomach can get upset.
Asher, you can get a UV-free, fake tan here:
http://www.mystictan.com
Don't know if they have these in your parts, but I've fooled several people, including a sun bathing surfer, who didn't know the difference with it.
Just make sure you read up on how to do it and also do it the first time on the weekend.
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May 1, 2003, 21:57
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Oil is just fat that is liquid at room temperature. Trust me most people now days don't have a problem with not getting enough fats. 
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Christianity is the belief in a cosmic Jewish zombie who can give us eternal life if we symbolically eat his flesh and blood and telepathically tell him that we accept him as our lord and master so he can remove an evil force present in all humanity because a woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from an apple tree.
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May 1, 2003, 22:02
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That's not the point though Oerdin.
There is GOOD fat, and there is BAD fat.
Flax, olive, and fish oil are all good fats.
Oil from land animals is generally BAD fat but is good when consumed in very moderate quantities.
But it's not as bad as hydrogented oil which is the absolute worst.
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May 1, 2003, 22:19
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What's the difference between the Mach 3 and the Mach 3 Turbo?
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May 2, 2003, 02:45
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the blades for the mach3 turbo are $1-2 more expensive.
it does feel smoother, however. but i don't know if it's worth the extra cost, since the mach3 itself is heaven...
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May 2, 2003, 08:40
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Wow this thread is great both for it's advice and the laughs.
Zylka, and Starchild, you both get my next vote for the Apolyton Hall of Fame 
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May 2, 2003, 08:42
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Gay? GAY POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YES TO ADVOCATION  more boys!
edit by MtG: Well, you're my boy now.
Last edited by MichaeltheGreat; May 2, 2003 at 10:04.
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May 2, 2003, 09:31
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Boris, sugarhips, it'll take more than a $20 for you. Hate to tell ya this but I don't do discounts for seniors. *kiss*
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Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
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May 2, 2003, 09:43
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Sigh. Okay, since you're clueless and really want to know.
Cleansing. Use the mildest soap possible. The problem with regular soaps is either overdrying the skin or things that have high ph and mess up your skin natural chemistry. So neutrogena or eucerin or dove are okay. Don't apply the soap bar directly on your face. make a foam in your hands, then apply. I do recommend a foaming cleanser which are better than soaps. Every possible maker makes them, even ponds and neutrogena.
Toner.
What toners do is equilibrate the ph of your skin to prevent overdrying. You can go without them but you'll do a lot better with them.
Moisturizer.
It doesn't matter if you have oily skin, your skin tries to compensate for the loss of oils it lost when you washed your face, went out in dry air, weather, etc. and you need a moisturizer. look for one for your skin type.
Sunblock.
UV rays are nasty. (ozone layer, blah, blah,blah, global warming, bladety blah) Use it. It'll help you wrinkle less, and your skin won't fry.
Eye creams.
There are day and night variations. Difference is the amount of moisturizing materials. Day ones are lighter and night time ones are repairing ones.
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May 2, 2003, 09:49
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"I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis
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May 2, 2003, 10:06
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He's toasted fecal splatter now.
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May 2, 2003, 10:07
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Boris, sugarhips, it'll take more than a $20 for you. Hate to tell ya this but I don't do discounts for seniors. *kiss*
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What a ripoff! Paying more than $20 for used furniture is simply ludicrous. *smooch*
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Tutto nel mondo è burla
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May 2, 2003, 10:08
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Originally posted by MichaeltheGreat
He's toasted fecal splatter now.
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Nastiest...imagery...ever!
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Tutto nel mondo è burla
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May 2, 2003, 10:39
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What a ripoff! Paying more than $20 for used furniture is simply ludicrous. *smooch*
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*cough* youmustbethetownbicyclethen *cough*
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Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
-Richard Dawkins
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May 2, 2003, 11:11
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hey asher
Don't go misrepresenting our weather like that . . . I have a similar patio picture of the snow but its pretty much all gone now and you CAN tan in Calgary, if you wish. Great weather the last couple of days and possible tanning weather again today if you are so inclined.
Speaking of inclination, by being "out", do you mean that you are "out" as a bisexual , which was your declared orientation IIRC or have you determined that you have a preference for men?
On moisturizers etc, I just use whatever Mrs Flubber has on the counter and I use both the Mach 3 and/or an electric razor depending on my mood and how close a shave I need.
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May 2, 2003, 11:28
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How about starting off getting a proper facial at a beauty salon? Might be worth it just to steam out properly/disinfect the pores nicely/get all the minor stuff out.
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May 2, 2003, 12:29
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what a frigging ponce
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May 2, 2003, 12:36
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is it comfrotable to type this and write all the advice down at the same time, Provost? 
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May 2, 2003, 12:55
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None of this moisturising stuff has anything other than a psychosomatic effect. You'd be better smearing your face in lard...
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May 2, 2003, 12:57
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Krammer liked butter... give it a shot.
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May 2, 2003, 12:58
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Originally posted by Provost Harrison
None of this moisturising stuff has anything other than a psychosomatic effect. You'd be better smearing your face in lard...
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Says the man with the skin of a dead elephant.
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May 2, 2003, 13:03
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Provost, it does work. Really.
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May 2, 2003, 13:05
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Well, I guess I like to keep it simple - For my face (and body for that matter): A wash cloth, "Dove" Soap, & Hot Water...but then, I've never had any problem with my complexion.
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