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Help the kids starving in Africa!
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No, let them die and go to Helsinki this summer
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7.96% |
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Add them up to college savings
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11.50% |
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Stylish clothes
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Stylish hi-tech stuff
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9.73% |
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Buy something from Apolyton so they won't shut down
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9.73% |
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Get something for Apolyton users (lol don't vote this)
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11.50% |
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Driving Licence courses (yes, I'm 20 and I cannot drive yet)
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17.70% |
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A brand new computer
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12.39% |
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Pay phone bills so you can stop chatting from an internet cafe
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11.50% |
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May 9, 2003, 05:36
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Warlord
Local Time: 04:01
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Nov 2002
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Go to driving school 2 or 3 times before getting the licence, maybe you'll turn out better than those sick *******s who were jumping in front of me then hitting the brakes on the Napoli - Avelino highway. 
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The monkeys are listening.
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May 9, 2003, 06:13
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Deity
Local Time: 09:01
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: May 1999
Location: The City State of Noosphere, CPA special envoy
Posts: 14,606
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Invest the money in a blue chip stock.
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I am in your hands!
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No, my hands are rather full 
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(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
(")_(") "Starting the fire from within."
Last edited by Urban Ranger; May 9, 2003 at 06:37.
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May 9, 2003, 06:45
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Emperor
Local Time: 03:01
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Nov 1999
Posts: 3,801
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Buy a flight ticket and get to Helsinki. Then we Finnish Apolytoners can give you help with how you can invest the cash. Especially with such lifestylists as Pekka and Anodyne, it shouldn't be a problem.  If you afterall decide not to come here, then make a nice bonfire of those two 500 € notes.
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"Kids, don't listen to uncle Solver unless you want your parents to spank you." - Solver
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May 9, 2003, 07:38
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King
Local Time: 02:01
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Italia
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My, I didn't expect something written by me to have such a success
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I want to be a financial planner. Send it all to me and I will invest it for you. Promise. If you fail to get any returns, you can, I dunno, ravish me ruthlessly in a night of passion.
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One night only? tsk, you understimate me 
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Or maybe you could finally respond to all those penis enlargement e-mails you get?
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LOL I was thinking of putting this option in the poll, but this would have caused an decisive decay of this thread
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but datajack might be
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Oh yes, he might be
Go on posting, I need even more laughter
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I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.
Asher on molly bloom
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May 9, 2003, 07:56
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Emperor
Local Time: 01:01
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Minion of the Dominion
Posts: 4,607
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Don't get a drivers liscense, get a bike. 
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Rethink Refuse Reduce Reuse
Do It Ourselves
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May 9, 2003, 08:11
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King
Local Time: 01:01
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Helsinki
Posts: 2,247
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You dont want to ***** about saving money when you're young, you want spend every last you have having a good time and making the memories.
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I have wasted my life...
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May 9, 2003, 08:38
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Deity
Local Time: 03:01
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Jun 2001
Posts: 11,112
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Originally posted by Osweld
Don't get a drivers liscense, get a bike.
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A bike? Not in Italy... those drivers, drives as maniacs, so you're not safe on a bike
...unless you're allowed to bike where people walk... 
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This space is empty... or is it?
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May 9, 2003, 09:30
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Emperor
Local Time: 02:01
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Dec 1969
Location: a raving alcoholic drama queen with a penchant for the biosciences
Posts: 3,646
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Buy me the entire Buffy DVD collection. It's money well spent.
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Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
-Richard Dawkins
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May 9, 2003, 10:10
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King
Local Time: 20:01
Local Date: November 1, 2010
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Halloween town
Posts: 2,969
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Originally posted by Rasbelin
Buy a flight ticket and get to Helsinki. Then we Finnish Apolytoners can give you help with how you can invest the cash. Especially with such lifestylists as Pekka and Anodyne, it shouldn't be a problem. If you afterall decide not to come here, then make a nice bonfire of those two 500 € notes.
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NOOOO! Dont trust the Finns w/ ur money!
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