Thread Tools
Old May 8, 2003, 18:34   #1
oedo
Apolytoners Hall of Fame
Prince
 
oedo's Avatar
 
Local Time: 02:02
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: and the revolution
Posts: 555
The Whitehouse Homepage
http://www.whitehouse.org
I surfed there about an hour ago and it took me some time until I realized....
but see yourself. this page rocks!
__________________
justice is might
oedo is offline  
Old May 8, 2003, 18:36   #2
Asher
Apolytoners Hall of Fame
President of the OT
 
Asher's Avatar
 
Local Time: 19:02
Local Date: November 1, 2010
Join Date: Nov 1999
Location: Calgary, Alberta
Posts: 40,843
The .com version is better
__________________
"I'll never doubt you again when it comes to hockey, [Prince] Asher." - Guynemer
Asher is offline  
Old May 8, 2003, 18:42   #3
Al B. Sure!
Emperor
 
Al B. Sure!'s Avatar
 
Local Time: 21:02
Local Date: November 1, 2010
Join Date: Mar 1999
Location: Philadelphia
Posts: 9,706
Oedo:

it took you some time before you realized this site was fake?

damn liberals got a twisted view of Conservatives...
Al B. Sure! is offline  
Old May 8, 2003, 18:43   #4
orange
Civilization III Democracy GameNationStatesDiplomacyApolytoners Hall of Fame
Emperor
 
orange's Avatar
 
Local Time: 20:02
Local Date: November 1, 2010
Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: It doesn't matter what your name is!
Posts: 3,601
Speer - Do you have a sense of humour? At all? Ever?
__________________
"Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez

"I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui
orange is offline  
Old May 8, 2003, 18:45   #5
Al B. Sure!
Emperor
 
Al B. Sure!'s Avatar
 
Local Time: 21:02
Local Date: November 1, 2010
Join Date: Mar 1999
Location: Philadelphia
Posts: 9,706
lol some of these things were hilarious...

"Jimmy Carter was the first mentally retarded President. "

"Bill Clinton was also the first to stain the Presidential Seal with beer and to spout Godless, adulterous seed in every corner of the Presidential powder room."

lol good stuff
Al B. Sure! is offline  
Old May 8, 2003, 18:45   #6
SlowwHand
inmate
Civilization II MultiplayerApolytoners Hall of FameGameLeague
Deity
 
SlowwHand's Avatar
 
Local Time: 20:02
Local Date: November 1, 2010
Join Date: Sep 1999
Location: Republic of Texas
Posts: 27,637
http://www.whitehouse.gov/
__________________
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
SlowwHand is offline  
Old May 8, 2003, 18:46   #7
orange
Civilization III Democracy GameNationStatesDiplomacyApolytoners Hall of Fame
Emperor
 
orange's Avatar
 
Local Time: 20:02
Local Date: November 1, 2010
Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: It doesn't matter what your name is!
Posts: 3,601
http://www.whitehouse.com
__________________
"Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez

"I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui
orange is offline  
Old May 8, 2003, 18:48   #8
Sava
PolyCast Team
Emperor
 
Sava's Avatar
 
Local Time: 20:02
Local Date: November 1, 2010
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: mmmm sweet
Posts: 3,041
You really have to wonder about people that are totally indoctrinated with a party line.
__________________
(\__/) "Sava is teh man" -Ecthy
(='.'=)
(")_(") bring me everyone
Sava is offline  
Old May 8, 2003, 18:48   #9
oedo
Apolytoners Hall of Fame
Prince
 
oedo's Avatar
 
Local Time: 02:02
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: and the revolution
Posts: 555
yes, I stumbled over the Joe McCarthy article first. and it all seemed to make sense to me.

I detected the .com version already when Billy Boy was president. I remember it took me some time too, until I realized it was a fake.
__________________
justice is might
oedo is offline  
Old May 8, 2003, 18:49   #10
orange
Civilization III Democracy GameNationStatesDiplomacyApolytoners Hall of Fame
Emperor
 
orange's Avatar
 
Local Time: 20:02
Local Date: November 1, 2010
Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: It doesn't matter what your name is!
Posts: 3,601
i liked the crusade against masturbation and letters from kids. Hahaha...
__________________
"Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez

"I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui
orange is offline  
Old May 8, 2003, 19:16   #11
mrboo123
Rise of Nations MultiplayerC4DG VoxCiv4 SP Democracy GameNationStates
King
 
mrboo123's Avatar
 
Local Time: 19:02
Local Date: November 1, 2010
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Saskatchewan
Posts: 1,716
EDIT: A-holes won't let me post picture
Attached Thumbnails:
Click image for larger version

Name:	funny.jpg
Views:	19
Size:	7.8 KB
ID:	44424  
__________________
Former President, Vice-president and Foreign Minister of the Apolyton Civ2-Democracy Games as 123john321
mrboo123 is offline  
Old May 8, 2003, 19:25   #12
Ned
King
 
Ned's Avatar
 
Local Time: 17:02
Local Date: November 1, 2010
Join Date: Oct 1999
Location: of Aptos, CA
Posts: 2,596
I'm afraid that most liberals will not know that this is a parody.
__________________
http://tools.wikimedia.de/~gmaxwell/jorbis/JOrbisPlayer.php?path=John+Williams+The+Imperial+M arch+from+The+Empire+Strikes+Back.ogg&wiki=en
Ned is offline  
Old May 8, 2003, 19:29   #13
Traianvs
BtS Tri-League
King
 
Traianvs's Avatar
 
Local Time: 03:02
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Jan 2000
Location: Belgium, land of plenty (corruption)
Posts: 2,647
I'm afraid that most conservatives will not know that this is a parody.


Btw: May 8, 1945

President Harry Truman announces, "The forces of Germany have surrendered to the United Nations," through a radio broadcast to the American people from the White House.



oh yeah
__________________
"An archaeologist is the best husband a women can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her." - Agatha Christie
"Non mortem timemus, sed cogitationem mortis." - Seneca
Traianvs is offline  
Old May 8, 2003, 19:32   #14
oedo
Apolytoners Hall of Fame
Prince
 
oedo's Avatar
 
Local Time: 02:02
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: and the revolution
Posts: 555
Quote:
Originally posted by orange
i liked the crusade against masturbation and letters from kids. Hahaha...
this one beats it all:
EVIDENCE: Have you caught your child masturbating? If you walk into your son's bedroom without knocking and he's in there with his pants down holding his erect penis, he's probably masturbating.


Quote:
I'm afraid that most liberals will not know that this is a parody.
yeah Ned. a valid point even. but did you ever consider that Dubya could be a parody as well?
__________________
justice is might

Last edited by oedo; May 8, 2003 at 19:40.
oedo is offline  
 

Bookmarks

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 21:02.


Design by Vjacheslav Trushkin, color scheme by ColorizeIt!.
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.2
Copyright ©2000 - 2010, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Apolyton Civilization Site | Copyright © The Apolyton Team