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Old May 10, 2003, 20:48   #1
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Cop mistaken for male stripper
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Monday, May 5, 2003 Posted: 10:49 AM EDT (1449 GMT)

JERUSALEM (Reuters) -- An Israeli policeman responding to neighbors' complaints about a rowdy all-female party received an unexpected welcome at the door when revellers mistook him for a stripper and began to take off his clothes and stroke him.

"The women had ordered a stripper dressed as a police officer," national police spokesman Gil Kleiman said on Monday.

The policeman showed the women his badge but they thought it was part of the act.

He was extricated only after his partner came up and vouched for his identity, Kleiman said.

"She took off my shirt and untied my shoelaces," the officer was quoted by the Yedioth Ahronoth daily as saying about one of the partygoers.

"She started stroking me and called on her friends to join in."


Admit it guys - how many of us would just play along, huh?

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What did they do with his GUN...?
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I think you can still change it.
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nope, wont work. thanks though
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If this were the be the other way around, they would be iin jail.

Funny story though
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Ah but it is true.


Btw, how would anyone else handle this type of situation, had he been the cop?
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I would have played along as long as it was fun. Then, I'd politely request the ladies to stop being loud because of the neighbours, and by explaining that I could shut off the party if they continued.

cruel and egoistic, I know... But
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I'd go along with it and have sex with the hot women

perhaps I don't have the proper morals to be a cop
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Btw, how would anyone else handle this type of situation, had he been the cop?
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