May 11, 2003, 20:15
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Worst movie ever!
now, the question is not: which movies are so bad..they are funny! Or "this movie is so bad, it could go on MST3K". The question is, which movie was just so horrible, awful, terrible, that you could not bear to watch it, period, without resorting to violence (against the person or thing showing it, or yourself) ?
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May 11, 2003, 20:17
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Taxi Driver.
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May 11, 2003, 20:20
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most of the bad movies I enjoy them cause theyre funny.
Most of the movie that leaves bad taste in my mouth are usually ones that end up being nominated for dumb awards. :bleh:
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May 11, 2003, 20:26
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I'm with Calc, i enjoy bad movies because they are funny 
I'd say Mortal Kombat II: Annihilation is an all time bad movie. The acting is awful, the voice overs are terrible, the fight scenes are overly dramatic, and the storyline is laughable. All the makings of a bad movie. Shame, too, since MKI was very good, in my opinion.
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May 11, 2003, 20:36
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The adventures of Buckaroo Banzai in the fifth dimension.
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May 11, 2003, 20:45
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I just hated Taxi Driver and thought it a wasted evening.
To fit GePap's criteria, Reefer Madness.
Made in the 30's as an anti-marijuana statement, it became a cult classic.
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May 11, 2003, 20:50
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Let's see, there's...
Ecks vs. Sever (I still don't know what that movie is about)
Eye of the Beholder (my friends say this movie sucks)
Dragon Heart II
Highlander Endgame-the villain sucked major donkey balls
Dungeon and Dragon's-same actor. 
There's more but I can't think of them.
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May 11, 2003, 20:58
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Planet of Apes - PETA propaganda
Independence Day - Alien space ship has Mac interface?!!
Starship Troopers - Our current National Guard can wipe them out in less than 15 minutes.
Dungeons and Dragons - Everything is bad.
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May 11, 2003, 21:04
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O yes, D&D was definitely bad.
I quit watching Bedazzled and A Knight's Tale after five minutes, and I fell asleep during Good Will Hunting.
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May 11, 2003, 21:12
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D&D was bad, but funny because of its suckiness.
I absolutely hated Lost in Space, since the movie actually takes itself seriously. While it isn't the worst pile of **** around, it has become my measuring stick when analyzing bad movies
Edit : ah yes, something you Yanks ave probably missed, and you are lucky of it. Sex is Comedy is an atrocious film directed by some wanabee-Frenc-intellectual whose focus is to explain how hard it is to make nude scenes. The self-satisfaction, bellybutton-gazing and intellectual jerking-off of this film makes me sick :vomit:
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May 11, 2003, 21:18
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I can't stand to watch most movies, especially the "hollywood blockbusters".
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May 11, 2003, 21:22
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steven segal movies
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May 11, 2003, 21:24
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Originally posted by Gangerolf
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 Those are deffinately some of the worst.
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May 11, 2003, 21:26
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yeah, I just saw his newest one, The Foreigner 
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May 11, 2003, 21:33
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Chick flicks, especially British chick flicks. "Will the foppish dandy win the heart of the lady?" Who ****ing cares?
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May 11, 2003, 21:39
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Originally posted by Gangerolf
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How could I forget!
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May 11, 2003, 21:40
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Signs 
Especially the last 15 minutes...
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May 11, 2003, 21:59
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Who can forget "Howard the Duck"?
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May 11, 2003, 22:42
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Superman IV
Lethal Weapon IV
Is it written somewhere that the 4th sequal must suck?
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May 11, 2003, 22:50
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I definitely agree with D&D.. though it was so bad it made me more angry.
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May 11, 2003, 23:01
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what was wrong with signs? killer camerawork and effects to work the suspention...not much to suspend but if there was sumthin it would be even better
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May 11, 2003, 23:09
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Originally posted by badams52
Superman IV
Lethal Weapon IV
Is it written somewhere that the 4th sequal must suck?
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May 11, 2003, 23:20
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The worst movie I ever actually tried to watch was The Adventures of Baron von Munchausin (sp?). I made it through about 30 minutes and just couldn't, under any circumstances, watch any more - and I wish I had those 30 minutes of my life back.
I'm sure there are worse ones made, though.
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May 11, 2003, 23:28
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Originally posted by Charlemagne120
what was wrong with signs? killer camerawork and effects to work the suspention...not much to suspend but if there was sumthin it would be even better
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May 11, 2003, 23:31
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Originally posted by Kontiki
The worst movie I ever actually tried to watch was The Adventures of Baron von Munchausin (sp?). I made it through about 30 minutes and just couldn't, under any circumstances, watch any more - and I wish I had those 30 minutes of my life back.
I'm sure there are worse ones made, though.
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I don't think it was that bad, but it was not interesting either.
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May 11, 2003, 23:31
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The Mangler
this film is so bad it is almost unspeakable. you have to watch it.
most other horror movies fit this category as well.
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May 11, 2003, 23:40
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Originally posted by dejon
Who can forget "Howard the Duck"?
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The film is bad, but it was funny because of its so silly, so it's not bad bad.
"Quack Fu"
The really bad ones are the ones that take itself seriously, like Cape Fear (the one with DeNiro) and Good Will Hunting. What a bad waste of my time.
Then there are some truly atrocious ones. Like in one movie this man's going around town looking for a friend. So he's at this one place walking around looking at everybody there:
Man (who is looking for his friend), "Is everybody out here?"
Woman, "No, but if you could wait for five minutes..."
Man (cutting her off), "No, I am busy."
What the !@$&$%? 
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May 11, 2003, 23:51
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Cape Fear was OK, and made even better by the simpsons
don't forget Big Trouble in Little China
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May 11, 2003, 23:58
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anyone see that movie called the Transporter? It was one of the bad types were we laughed cause it was bad. In fact, my frienda=s and i went to a late night dinner and sat and laughed about it for 2 hours... hehe. it made the movie worth the money we paid for it. We even rented it recently when it came out on video to relive the experience (the movie itself actually seemed betetr to me the 2nd time, for some reason, tho still utterly terrible).
A movie that bored me to death was one called Soul Food... terrible. And another called Dead Man Walking or something like that was also bad. D&D was terrible. Steven Segal movies are typically bad, a are Chuck Norris movies.
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May 12, 2003, 00:00
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TITANIC!!!
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