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I've seen Transporter.. I thought it started pretty good, so I was excited about it. I mean like the first 20 minutes or so. But then suddenly it started to suck so bad I was almost crying. I got angry.
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May 12, 2003, 00:03
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Sci-fi and horror are the 2 worst genre.
Most movie directors and screen writers don't understand science, sadly.
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May 12, 2003, 00:03
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Can anyone remember the name of the movie where there was haircutting championships in UK.. And this one woman had cancer and..something like that. IT WAS SO HORRIBLE! It was honestly the worst movie ever. I dare you to watch it.
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May 12, 2003, 00:13
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Battlefield Earth
The Bandit Queen [1994]
Beowulf
Underground [1995]
Urban Legend 2 [Actually walked out on this one].
Iris [2001]
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May 12, 2003, 00:15
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Originally posted by Pekka
I've seen Transporter.. I thought it started pretty good, so I was excited about it. I mean like the first 20 minutes or so. But then suddenly it started to suck so bad I was almost crying. I got angry.
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 I had exactly the same feelings. That intial car chase gave it promise... but it slowly went to hell after that.
Each line got worse and worse, until the last bit of dialogue...
*weepy chinese girl voice*
"he was a bastad.... but he was my fatha..."
The people in the theatre actually started laughing at the film at this point.
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May 12, 2003, 00:22
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Oh, and Cidar House Rules. That was ::vomit::
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May 12, 2003, 00:23
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Originally posted by Lord Merciless
Sci-fi and horror are the 2 worst genre.
Most movie directors and screen writers don't understand science, sadly.
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Sci-fi and Horror are my two favourite genres.
Do you mean they are the hardest to pull off, or you just hate horror and science fiction?
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May 12, 2003, 00:24
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Kramerman, Tell me about it.. It's the worst to give some hope and then just take it away.
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May 12, 2003, 00:26
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Dude Where's My Car
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May 12, 2003, 00:28
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Oh yeah Battlefield Earth that was pretty bad.
Cider House Rules has to have been the most depressing movie ever.
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May 12, 2003, 00:35
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I hate depressing stories. The onl2 emotions of mine that are ever touched my movies are laughter and depression... its starnge. I dont cry, i dont get scared, but i do laugh my as off and get depressed.
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May 12, 2003, 00:37
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Originally posted by Bkeela
Sci-fi and Horror are my two favourite genres.
Do you mean they are the hardest to pull off, or you just hate horror and science fiction?
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It is extremely difficult to make a good horror movie, while it is very easy to make a bad one. Just look at all the Friday the Thirteen ones, Scream (all three of them), and Urban Legend (I suppose you could classify the last 4 as thrillers, since there isn't anything supernatural involved. However, the dividing line is rather blurry.) You get a masked killer to chase after a helpless woman, who will inevitably get brutalised, while playing some awful "mood enhancing" music. If not that, come up with some gory and ugly "thing," and let it run around killing people. It's so boring, it's so stock.
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May 12, 2003, 00:39
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Anaconda
and slept through most of The thin red line.
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May 12, 2003, 00:42
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Originally posted by Ted Striker
Cider House Rules has to have been the most depressing movie ever.
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To me, it's not the depressing part the got to me. It's the utterly contrived script. It's so heavyhanded, with events just heaped on top of each other.
Such a bad waste of my time.
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May 12, 2003, 00:50
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May 12, 2003, 00:52
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Is that a public service by the Information Ministry? 
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May 12, 2003, 00:53
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Originally posted by Urban Ranger
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Of course 
There are no American infidels in Poly! The peoples of Apolyton are perfectly safe! 
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May 12, 2003, 00:55
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The worst film I have seen in a long time was the recent "Identity". Ugh, how utterly contrived and dreadful.
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May 12, 2003, 00:57
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monkspider, NO! Identity was GOOD
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May 12, 2003, 01:13
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Oh yeah, you are the serial killer expert. I should have figured you would get mad at me for that comment. 
Sorry Pekk. 
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May 12, 2003, 01:19
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Evolution. It didn't even take itself seriously, and it still sucked. Which is hard.
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May 12, 2003, 01:20
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The worst film I have seen in a long time was the recent "Identity". Ugh, how utterly contrived and dreadful.
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Identity was EXCELLENT until about 3/4 of the way through when they just completely changed the plot and then it just totally SUCKED.
It had excellent potential to be a classic.
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May 12, 2003, 01:38
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My daughters brought the Good Girl home from the video store a few weeks ago. Friends movies suck as a rule, but Jennifer Aniston made a big mistake getting in this one. I had to leave the room after 20 minutes, and my daughters ejected the tape ten minutes after that. We never do that, we watch plenty of sucky movies, but this was just unbearably pathetic without any chance to find a hero to root for. You just wanted all the characters to shut up and die.
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May 12, 2003, 01:53
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Office Space was the one exception. That had Jennifer Aniston in it.
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May 12, 2003, 01:56
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Worst Movies Ever: Onegin, Lost in Space
Starship Troopers actually was a great movie!!
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May 12, 2003, 01:56
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monkspider, no problem
Ted Striker, Yeah the movie had more potential.. but still I think it was entertaining and don't regret seeing it.
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May 12, 2003, 01:57
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Yeah I thought Starship Troopers was alot of fun.
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May 12, 2003, 02:52
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Originally posted by Bkeela
Sci-fi and Horror are my two favourite genres.
Do you mean they are the hardest to pull off, or you just hate horror and science fiction?
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I should have said that they are tough to pull off. That's also why these genres are more likely to generate "worst" movies.
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May 12, 2003, 03:17
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"Contact". I hate that movie. I simply detest it.
Annoying so much, I kept muttering "why the **** should I care" for most of the movie.
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May 12, 2003, 03:34
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The only two movies I ever walked out on (and this was in a dollar theater):
Robot Jocks
Sleepwalkers
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