May 13, 2003, 18:48
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Originally posted by orange
oh the escort service...right...
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No, NOW I'm dressed for the escort service. 
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May 13, 2003, 18:53
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Slut. 
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May 13, 2003, 18:55
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My eyes, my eyes 
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May 13, 2003, 18:56
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Originally posted by Alinestra Covelia
This photo was taken when I was "chemically inconvenienced" during a rave thing at a Beijing night club called "Orange"...
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It's a sign!
Will you marry me?  
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You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez
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May 13, 2003, 18:57
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Originally posted by Provost Harrison
My eyes, my eyes
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Can't handle my radiant loveliness? I understand, poor things.
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May 13, 2003, 18:58
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Originally posted by Alinestra Covelia
This photo was taken when I was "chemically inconvenienced"
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GAAAAH!!! IT'S THE CHICK FROM 'THE RING'!!!!!
*runs away*
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May 13, 2003, 19:02
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Yeah, you're right. My real name is actually Sadoko and I was found underneath a rotten building in a well after my adoptive father bashed my skull in and threw me down 150 years ago. (Note - this applies to Ringu, Japanese precursor to "the Ring".)
If I knew that this was going to make me the target of marriage proposals, I'd have charged a fee for my pics. Drat.
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May 14, 2003, 01:27
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I've said it once, and I'll say it again:
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Originally posted by me:
Bah. In reality, all 'females' in the internet are hairy men from Texas. He's been stolen pictures from his incest-victims.
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May 14, 2003, 01:29
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King
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Uh Boris...How come in your pics you seemingly don't have any eyebrows?
Do you pencil them in?
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Beyond Alpha Centauri-Witness the glory of Sheng-ji Yang
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May 14, 2003, 01:31
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King
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Originally posted by Alinestra Covelia
Yeah, you're right. My real name is actually Sadoko and I was found underneath a rotten building in a well after my adoptive father bashed my skull in and threw me down 150 years ago. (Note - this applies to Ringu, Japanese precursor to "the Ring".)
If I knew that this was going to make me the target of marriage proposals, I'd have charged a fee for my pics. Drat.
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 My pics here are me drunk or getting drunk....but they're old.
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Despot-(1a) : a ruler with absolute power and authority (1b) : a person exercising power tyrannically
Beyond Alpha Centauri-Witness the glory of Sheng-ji Yang
***** Citizen of the Hive****
"...but what sane person would move from Hawaii to Indiana?" - Dis
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May 14, 2003, 01:54
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hairy men from Texas
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You have something against us!? 
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May 14, 2003, 01:58
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If I knew that this was going to make me the target of marriage proposals, I'd have charged a fee for my pics. Drat.
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You didn't answer my question  
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You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez
"I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui
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May 14, 2003, 03:32
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I loved that last pic AC. You should maintain that face all the time.
Boris, your old avatar was great. Your new one grosses me out for some reason.
Part of the fun of poly is picturing all of these avatars chiming in to each thread.
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May 14, 2003, 03:43
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Originally posted by Tuomerehu
I've said it once, and I'll say it again:
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Bah. In reality, all 'females' in the internet are hairy men from Texas. He's been stolen pictures from his incest-victims.
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No. Until proven otherwise all females are 50 year-old obese Americans with a KFC bucket in one hand an a penis in the other.
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May 14, 2003, 04:07
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Bah. In reality, all 'females' in the Internet are hairy old men from Texas.
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No. Until proven otherwise all females are 50 year-old obese Americans with a KFC bucket in one hand an a penis in the other.
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Erm, what's the difference?
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May 14, 2003, 10:25
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Originally posted by Frankychan
Uh Boris...How come in your pics you seemingly don't have any eyebrows?
Do you pencil them in?
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No middle finger smiley available, so 
My eyebrows are light blonde, so they tend not to show up too well in pictures.
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May 14, 2003, 11:03
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Ooooh
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I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.
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May 14, 2003, 13:06
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back off, orange, I proposed her first.
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May 14, 2003, 13:09
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King
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Originally posted by MattyBoy
Part of the fun of poly is picturing all of these avatars chiming in to each thread.
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Im not a monkey in a lab typing messages to you. I swear.
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May 15, 2003, 22:02
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Prince
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I posted my pic in the picture thread, finally. Tho i have a temporary beard now (explaination with pic).
Do i look like anything yall imagined? Or did yall think i looked like a star destroyer...
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May 15, 2003, 22:03
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Prince
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btw, boris, General Veers ( ) is an awesome avatar 
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May 15, 2003, 22:06
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Originally posted by Alexnm
back off, orange, I proposed her first.
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yeah but you can't beat my rugged good looks and rapist wit 
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You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez
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May 15, 2003, 22:07
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Kman :
I imagined you more bearded and more mprimitive, a bit like this centurion or somesuch you had as an avatar some time ago.
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"I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
"I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis
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May 15, 2003, 22:11
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Prince
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Kman :
I imagined you more bearded and more mprimitive, a bit like this centurion or somesuch you had as an avatar some time ago.
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hehe... i cant believe you remember that... i should dig that out to show yall what hes talking about. That was my Baldur's Gate and Dungeon's and Dragon's character portrait as well as the portrait of the character in my story in the story forum. In short, it is what i wish i looked like  .
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May 15, 2003, 22:17
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Originally posted by Tuomerehu
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No. Until proven otherwise all females are 50 year-old obese Americans with a KFC bucket in one hand an a penis in the other.
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Erm, what's the difference?
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Well in my limited experience, one is readily available over the counter at your nearest KFC and you are encouraged to share it with the rest of your family.
I haven't seen advertisements lauding the family suitability of the other.
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Maybe it's just me.
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May 15, 2003, 22:27
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ah... my old avatar
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May 15, 2003, 22:33
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Originally posted by Boris Godunov
One of the reasons I changed my avatar is that I didn't want people to start thinking of me as a hairy Russian Tsar.
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He just wore a beard (he had to!), but he wasn't hairy deep inside.
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May 15, 2003, 22:37
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Yes, this one (pic attached in case you change it again )
It was your avatar when I spamm invested the DemoGame forum the most, so you bet I remember it
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"I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
"I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis
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May 15, 2003, 22:40
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Originally posted by The Vagabond
He just wore a beard (he had to!), but he wasn't hairy deep inside.
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(Actually, the real Boris had no beard)
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May 15, 2003, 22:40
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Originally posted by orange
yeah but you can't beat my rugged good looks and rapist wit
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Was that just a really sad typo for the word "rapier" or do you really mean "rapist"?
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