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Old May 16, 2003, 12:16   #1
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You are a Commie Traitor. Don't worry, the SWAT team will be over soon to take you to the "enemy combatant" holding camp.


Aaaw, but I like free market economics.
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Old May 16, 2003, 12:20   #2
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You are a Commie Traitor. Don't worry, the SWAT team will be over soon to take you to the "enemy combatant" holding camp.
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Old May 16, 2003, 12:41   #4
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Old May 16, 2003, 13:01   #5
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You are a Commie Traitor. Don't worry, the SWAT team will be over soon to take you to the "enemy combatant" holding camp.
And it's Josef Stalin. Bah.
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Old May 16, 2003, 13:04   #6
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rhetorical question: can non-Americans post here for their +1s?
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You are an Average American. However, your mind has probably already been corrupted by unpatriotic thoughts. Report to your nearest Department of Homeland Security center for re-education.
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Christianity is the belief in a cosmic Jewish zombie who can give us eternal life if we symbolically eat his flesh and blood and telepathically tell him that we accept him as our lord and master so he can remove an evil force present in all humanity because a woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from an apple tree.
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rhetorical question: can non-Americans post here for their +1s?
Posts don't count in the Off Topic Forum.
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Old May 16, 2003, 13:29   #11
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The center for re-education should be sub-contracted to Murdoch. He will probably volonteer anyway.
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You can post here but you won't get a +1. This is the OT buddy.
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Ha... I got the quote and the quoted correct .
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Sava was right!
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You are a Commie Traitor. Don't worry, the SWAT team will be over soon to take you to the "enemy combatant" holding camp.
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Ha... I got the quote and the quoted correct .
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Evil commie traitor ere. Even though I purposefully avoided the too obvious last question.
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and then under that was added

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Bah! it's taking FOREVER to come up with my results. I was totally wrong on the quote, btw, since I've never heard of it before.

Edit: I'm an average American. Whatever.

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WTF!?

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By the way:
"Everyone imposes his own system of government as far as his army can reach."
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Oh well, at least I got the Stalin quote right.
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You are a Commie Traitor. Don't worry, the SWAT team will be over soon to take you to the "enemy combatant" holding camp.

Sooo, no surprises there then.
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Gee, I seem to be a commie traitor.
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You are Vice President **** Cheney. GOD BLESS AMERICA!

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(I got that right.)
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You are a Commie Traitor. Don't worry, the SWAT team will be over soon to take you to the "enemy combatant" holding camp.

-I completed the quote propperly but misattributed it.
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Apparently commie traitors go to church on Sunday.
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After spending 10 minutes on "Host contacted. Waiting for reply" quiz finally sent back results and locked up my browser. I have no idea how I rate and won't try again.

Who could answer any of those questions, anyway? You can't turn on the TV without hitting Law & Order or CSI, there was no "Newspapers are too liberal to bother reading" option, and few churches have service in the afternoon.

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