June 15, 2003, 12:25
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Deity
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Local Date: November 2, 2010
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Admit it, you've always wanted to do this!
I have absolutely no idea if it IS REAL, just go with it, it will only be better if you do.  
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June 15, 2003, 12:28
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King
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I seriously doubt a 17 year old wrote that. But it's funny nonetheless.
P.S. Why the hell do they give him a job for filling out the application form incorrectly, but no bugger'll give me a job when I do fill them out properly?
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June 15, 2003, 12:29
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Emperor
Local Time: 23:46
Local Date: November 1, 2010
Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: Fort LOLderdale, FL Communist Party of Apolyton
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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June 15, 2003, 12:32
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Retired
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I'd seriously consider hiring the guy after reading that 
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June 15, 2003, 12:37
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Warlord
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What, only one blonde to keep him company? That guy sets his sights low.
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June 15, 2003, 12:50
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Deity
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You sure he got hired?
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(")_(") "Starting the fire from within."
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June 15, 2003, 12:55
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Emperor
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Read first line of opening post for the answer.
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June 15, 2003, 13:13
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Emperor
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Funny, but definitely not real. Just to be sure.
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June 15, 2003, 13:53
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Deity
Local Time: 20:46
Local Date: November 1, 2010
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Location: Las Vegas
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I'd have to hire someone if they wrote that. He would liven up the place and keep morale higher 
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