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Old June 16, 2003, 17:55   #1
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NEW DELHI (Reuters) - A 13-year-old Indian boy has begun producing winged beetles in his urine after hatching the eggs in his body, a senior medical official says.



Doctor Chittaranjan Maity, Medical Education Director of West Bengal state where the boy is from, said doctors found the beetles while examining him for pain in the groin area.


"Doctors were really surprised to see the beetles," he told Reuters on Monday. "There are eggs of the beetle in a fistula in his body and he is getting medical treatment to try to kill the eggs," Maity said.


The boy had been taken to hospital on Sunday after complaining of pain while urinating.


The beetles - more than half a centimetre in length -- belong to the Staphylinidae rove beetle family of insects. Most types are predators but some feed on fungi, algae and decaying plant matter.


An expert in urology, Doctor N. Subramanian, said that in theory it was possible for insects to hatch in the body and come out in urine but said he had not heard of such a case.
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Old June 16, 2003, 18:00   #4
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Er... yes.
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You know that the big 3 immigrant nations to the U.S. are China, Mexico, and...India.
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But let's give North America back to the Indians.
Got a one-track mind today, Slowwhand?
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I don't want to waste TOO much time reading ALL of your posts.
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a good use for the smiley

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as for immigrants, Indians are cool people. We had some in my high school. Smart as hell, they put the other Asians to shame

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A 13-year-old Indian boy has begun producing winged beetles in his urine
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The beetles - more than half a centimetre in length -- belong to the Staphylinidae rove beetle family of insects.
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The boy had been taken to hospital on Sunday after complaining of pain while urinating.
No ****ing **** he was complaining of pain! He's got beetles almost a centimetre long coming out of his manhood!
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Mhh shouldn' t the Stomach Acid ( ...) take care of such intruders?
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this is why we need a puke smiley

I'm going to be sick
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hey it's better than them being in his ejaculate
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shut up

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I was just trying to keep this Iowan on the right path.
Some days he just can't keep up with my whirling dervish of a mind.
I have more important things to do.



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hey it's better than them being in his ejaculate
Could you imagine the look on the partners face

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