June 19, 2003, 10:45
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That was not a troll, Azz.
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June 19, 2003, 10:47
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It's a 'lol' rating. 
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June 19, 2003, 11:07
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Ah, just like oral sex then.
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I was waiting for someone to make that comment but I was figuring that it would be a female, or one of our gay troopers. 
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June 19, 2003, 11:08
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is Mike Hunt a gay trooper? 
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June 19, 2003, 11:14
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I'm just glad I got there first. 
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June 19, 2003, 11:15
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"Gay trooper" ...
Better say something like "a soldier of love".
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June 19, 2003, 11:55
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in the army of lovers?
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June 19, 2003, 11:58
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Ecthelion gets the drift. 
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June 19, 2003, 11:59
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June 19, 2003, 12:03
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You're just taunting us to get out and laugh too, just so that you could know who we are and then ban us.
Besides, finding A girl is not the problem. Finding THE girl is an obstacle.
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June 19, 2003, 12:12
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Iiiiiiiiii'm crucifiiiiiiieeeeeeed..... erm...
Finding A girl can be harder than finding THE girl, Az
(just trying to add a twist)
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June 19, 2003, 12:13
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Originally posted by MikeH
Oh, tip for those of you in Wales. My Welsh housemate says you can't fail if you say (in a welsh accent) "Nice shoes luv, fancy a fvck?"
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i'll have to give that one a try when i get back to swansea, wonder if it'll still work with a cockney accent
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June 19, 2003, 12:19
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could you explain that to me
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June 19, 2003, 12:21
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I had a friend who also believed in the 1 out of 10 concept. He would bet people that he could get laid by somebody he didn't know. He would then ask 10 girls pretty much what MikeH's housemate asked... but more along the lines of... Hey beautiful, you want to go back to my place and _____. Many would slap him in the face, some would just laugh... but usually, it didn't take 10 women before one of them said yes.
As the ole saying goes... If you don't ask, they can't say yes
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June 19, 2003, 12:21
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explain what?
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June 19, 2003, 12:23
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EVERYONE I know that was looking for the perfect girl, is still looking. (and playing civ in their underwear all night) All my married friends settled for less than perfect. Go Figure.
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June 19, 2003, 12:24
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the fvck joke
I don't believe the 1/10 concept, BTW... it's lim (y-->0, x->oo) (y/x)
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June 19, 2003, 12:26
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ask mike, think it comes from a film (twin town rings a bell).
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June 19, 2003, 12:26
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I don't believe the 1/10 concept, BTW... it's lim (y-->0, x->oo) (y/x)
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While I would never have the guts to try that approach... This guy never had any problems with it.
But then again... he was a good looking guy
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June 19, 2003, 12:35
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Most of the guys that believed in and were successful using the 1/10 theory were reasonably good looking guys. If you're trollish, make that the 1/1000 theory.
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June 19, 2003, 12:37
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anway... theory sucks and talking these things with experienced guys only makes things worse
Az, I'm appalled
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June 19, 2003, 12:37
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"I see you have no real plans to ever get married"
I figure if there are good looking women who can like a movie like Kangaroo Jack, I'll be able to find one that can tolerate such a wretch as me.
"All my married friends settled for less than perfect. Go Figure."
So did their wives!
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June 19, 2003, 13:00
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Originally posted by rah
It doesn't matter if they're your type. Everyone needs to practice. And practicing with girls that aren't your type takes the pressure off. An attempt to flirt does not commit you to marriage and kids. And maybe if a girl your type sees you flirting with someone else, you may seem more desirable.
Practice practice practice. So you don't choke when it counts.
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I understand that, but I just can't get interested in girls, who acts exactly as all other girls... Everybody around here, simply does the same thing as their friends does, because they say "It's cool"... if a girl has the guts to say "It might be cool for you, but I hate it", then I'd be more interested
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June 19, 2003, 13:04
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Originally posted by rah
EVERYONE I know that was looking for the perfect girl, is still looking. (and playing civ in their underwear all night)
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"Is that the Eiffel Tower, or are you just happy to see me?" 
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June 19, 2003, 14:21
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And of course, if you find that almost perfect girl, she'll let you play civ all night in your underwear.
RAH
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June 19, 2003, 14:44
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I've found the best way to flirt is to have a large penis.
I suck at flirting, too.
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June 19, 2003, 15:19
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Anybody have any strategies for this: cute girl working as a cashier at a supermarket in my neighbourhood. I prefer to ask someone out after I got the chance to get to know her a bit but there isn't much of an opportunity to have chat. (obviously) but I've never seen her outside of her workplace either. How do I handle this?
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June 19, 2003, 15:24
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Say, "So do you like work here or something?"
Stupid can be cute.
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June 19, 2003, 15:25
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Genius!
But how about waiting at the entrance until her working day is over?
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June 19, 2003, 15:26
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Then I can look both stupid and stalkative.
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