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Old June 21, 2003, 00:14   #1
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If you woke up tommorow and realized that you are gay?
What would you do? How would you cope? Would it ruin you, or be a new beginning? How would your friends and families cope? Would this change any of your core values? Would you percieve things differently at all? Would you change your behavior or stay the same?
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Old June 21, 2003, 00:14   #2
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So I just wake up in the morning and realize I'm gay? How do I know? Did I just wake up with a sore butt or something?
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Old June 21, 2003, 00:22   #4
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I'd be pissed because I'm not thin and pretty anymore. Homosexuality would be wasted on me.
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"Hey! Why the hell have I been smoking pickles all these years if I wasn't gay until this morning?!"
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Old June 21, 2003, 00:37   #6
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Old June 21, 2003, 00:37   #7
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Old June 21, 2003, 00:38   #8
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Old June 21, 2003, 00:39   #9
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Old June 21, 2003, 00:42   #10
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Re: If you woke up tommorow and realized that you are gay?
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If you woke up tommorow and realized that you are gay?
What if you woke up tommorow and realized that you are straight?

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Old June 21, 2003, 00:46   #11
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If I were, my family would accept it. Well, my side of the family anyway. My fiancee would not be too happy.

Somehow I don't think it will happen though.
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if i were full blown gay...nothing would change. id just be more lonely i suppose
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Old June 21, 2003, 00:56   #13
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Old June 21, 2003, 01:00   #14
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Old June 21, 2003, 01:01   #15
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s'cool. it ain't anybody else's business anyhow.

my exgf might wonder if she caused it to me though. and i'd have to tell her no, it was just some wierd thing where i woke up one day and realized i was gay.
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What if I woke up and realized I was gay?

Spend the rest of the day wondering what the HELL I was drinking the night before that made me so out-of-it enough to forget that I already knew I was gay.

What if I woke up and realized I was straight?

*Cold shudder* Well, there goes any chance of 100% avoidance of sireing (sp?) children. Don't have'em, don't want'em, and don't want the risk.
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I kind of wish I was gay.

I have a easier time talking to men than I do women. Women seem like aliens to me. I grew up with no sisters, so it is difficult for me to understand women. Men are very easy to understand.

I wish I was gay.
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dissident, talking to gay guys though is another bag of tricks. especially when youre 19 and you have to put up with a bunch of sexually depraved self absorbed *******s who happen to fancy you.
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Well, waking up and being gay. BAD

Waking up and being a lesbian. HELL YEAH
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Old June 21, 2003, 05:04   #23
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I have yet to offer myself to the homeless of NYC, unlike a certain New York based homo I could me...

Aw hell, this subtle thing takes too long. Boris is a slutwhore. There, I said it. Let's drink to celebrate.

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That would be rather dissappointing. Here goes half my target audience. Dang!
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