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Old June 21, 2003, 06:54   #31
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I guess I would have to start my "video collection" again, too.
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Old June 21, 2003, 07:30   #32
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so you already are, Dal?
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I think the discussion with my gf would not be too pleasant
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Old June 21, 2003, 07:48   #34
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I'd get more sex than I'm getting now. Fags are such sluts!
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If you woke up tommorow and realized that you are gay?
I would try to find a girl and get over it.
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Old June 21, 2003, 09:39   #36
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'If you woke up tommorow and realized that you are gay? '

Have a sex-change operation and become a lesbian?
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Old June 21, 2003, 09:41   #37
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Old June 21, 2003, 09:43   #38
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Tsk. Tell us why you touch yourself all over in the morning.
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Old June 21, 2003, 09:46   #39
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dissident, talking to gay guys though is another bag of tricks. especially when youre 19 and you have to put up with a bunch of sexually depraved self absorbed *******s who happen to fancy you.
But we have to put up with snot-noses like you, too!
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Old June 21, 2003, 09:48   #40
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I'd get more sex than I'm getting now. Fags are such sluts!
The F word is exclusive property of homosexuals. We'll let you off with a warning this time, but continuation of its use by non-queer persons results in immediate assimilation.
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Old June 21, 2003, 09:54   #41
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Old June 21, 2003, 09:59   #43
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Old June 21, 2003, 10:00   #44
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I would start drinking alcopops, get those daft shorts that finish half way between knee and ankle, get a couple of ear-rings, dye my hair in a rainbow, suddenly lose all strength in my wrists, be immediately able to cross one leg over the other like women can without a thought for my bollocks, and most importantly realise all this and get myself an appointment at a psychotherapist clinic or hypnotyst or something so that I can be returned to my natural state.

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Old June 21, 2003, 10:02   #45
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Old June 21, 2003, 10:05   #46
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I'd be okay with it. Nothing really changes. Although the extra feelings of indentity would be cool.

Oh and yeah, my wife would go nuts.
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Old June 21, 2003, 10:07   #47
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Those shorts you described ain't gay, though, Bodd's...???
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Old June 21, 2003, 10:09   #48
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So little would change for Bodds, in other words. Although it disturbs me that he isn't psychiatric help already!
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He's right about the crossing legs, though... I'll never get how some guys can do that...
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Maybe they are castrated.
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Old June 21, 2003, 10:15   #51
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I was just aboutto ask if they're eunuchs, but that can't be it... where'd they take their queer lust from?
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Maybe there is an explanation for both afflictions in there somewhere?
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Heterosexual men don't sit with their legs crossed? You see, just like straight men, gay men tend to cross their legs with shin resting on the knee...
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Old June 21, 2003, 10:18   #54
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the ultra queers (those at gay pride parades) don't....
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I had a dream once where I woke up and realised I was gay

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Old June 21, 2003, 12:22   #56
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If I were gay... life would turn topsy turvy. People would be accepting, but confused.
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Old June 21, 2003, 12:54   #59
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But we have to put up with snot-noses like you, too!
sorry i dont put out enough for the gay population
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What would you do? How would you cope? Would it ruin you, or be a new beginning? How would your friends and families cope? Would this change any of your core values? Would you percieve things differently at all? Would you change your behavior or stay the same?
These were not hypothetical questions for me, about six years ago.
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