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Old June 25, 2003, 23:52   #61
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Have we got any horse left? I'm still hungry.
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Old June 25, 2003, 23:54   #62
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We dont eat them, we sodomize them..


So if ur not honry... horses cant really help you.
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Old June 26, 2003, 07:01   #65
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Old June 26, 2003, 11:43   #68
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It was in a movie.
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Old June 26, 2003, 13:37   #73
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How about "Kill and rape the horses"?

Though, how do you rape something that's dead?
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I think it was something like brun the village, rape the horses, and ride off on the women...

Can't find the scipt so I don't know for sure how it went... Just thought it was funny...
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i'm sure there are deviants... who take the eternal silence as lack of consent...

i'm sure there are deviants... who take the eternal silence as consent...
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Silence is the sign of consent, goes the Finnish proverb.
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So it's legal if she keeps her big mouth shut?
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Umm, well, if she's trying to inflict bodily harm or demonstrating denial in other similar fashion, not necessarily... but if she just lays there quietly, yes, it's legal, unless the age or family factors are involved.
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No no no.

It was, "and we raped the horses, and rode off on the women!"
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