June 27, 2003, 19:10
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MrFun walks in and is disappointed there are no self-help books available on developing Apolyton humor.
Gets really nervous when he sees all these other loons trying to hide weapons behind their backs.
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June 27, 2003, 19:11
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certain people in here have become very odd.... they make Tuome seem normal....
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This obviously proves that Coldwizard = sivistynyt - kassiopeia, Wise Finn.
CW: Sometimes you're even bigger weirdo than kass... - Jeki, Wiser Finn.
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June 27, 2003, 19:30
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Weapons behind our backs? Oh, right, these!
/me pokes the Wombat with his ridiculously large sword *
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June 27, 2003, 19:33
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* Cruddy shouts (distant): "Is it safe to come in yet? I could do with a coffee."
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"The CIA does nothing, says nothing, allows nothing, unless its own interests are served. They are the biggest assembly of liars and theives this country ever put under one roof and they are an abomination" Deputy COS (Intel) US Army 1981-84
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June 27, 2003, 21:28
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The coffee's great, but you have to fight to the death for it armed with only the antennas on cell phones. I personally prefer using them to poke the opponent's eyes out, but that's just me.
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June 27, 2003, 21:32
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Originally posted by Cruddy
* Cruddy shouts (distant): "Is it safe to come in yet? I could do with a coffee."
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Only those with the courage to get past the asylum inmates I call customers get coffee, as mrmitchell said.
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June 27, 2003, 21:36
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* Cruddy walks in and tries to look nonchalant.
Kass, could I borrow your sword for a minute? Or you just cut off the Wombat's ear? That's all I want it for.
Mr DinoDoc? A large mug of coffee please. I'm gasping.
Oh, and a steak and kidney pie please.
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Some cry `Allah O Akbar` in the street. And some carry Allah in their heart.
"The CIA does nothing, says nothing, allows nothing, unless its own interests are served. They are the biggest assembly of liars and theives this country ever put under one roof and they are an abomination" Deputy COS (Intel) US Army 1981-84
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June 27, 2003, 21:40
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Of course. You've earned it. I hope you enjoy the meal.
/me hands Cruddy his food
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June 27, 2003, 21:49
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This is um -- an interesting place, to say the least. 
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June 27, 2003, 21:49
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* Cruddy takes the pie.
Thanks DD.
Never mind Kass. I've had an idee for that.
* Cruddy unfolds a tiny pocket knife
* Cruddy cuts off the Womba's left ear.
* Cruddy cuts open the pie, and puts the ear inside.
I always wanted to be in the pioneer brigade.
* Munch
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Some cry `Allah O Akbar` in the street. And some carry Allah in their heart.
"The CIA does nothing, says nothing, allows nothing, unless its own interests are served. They are the biggest assembly of liars and theives this country ever put under one roof and they are an abomination" Deputy COS (Intel) US Army 1981-84
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June 27, 2003, 21:54
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/me waves unholy vorpal ghosttouch shocking returning hammer at Cruddy and CW.
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With such viral bias, you're opinion is thus rendered useless. -Shrapnel12, on my "bias" against the SS.
And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worth while, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction: "I served in the United States Navy!"
"Well, the truth is, Brian, we can't solve global warming because I ****ing changed light bulbs in my house. It's because of something collective." --Barack Obama
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June 27, 2003, 22:00
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Let's all just put away our weapons and have a nice chit-chat ok?
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June 27, 2003, 22:01
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/me pins bull's eye to MrFun's back
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Rosbifs are destructive scum- Spiffor
I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
If government is big enough to give you everything you want, it is also big enough to take everything you have. - Gerald Ford
Blackwidow24 and FemmeAdonis fan club
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June 27, 2003, 22:02
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* Cruddy ducks, and starts whittling a table leg into a weapon.
You fiend! Come between a man and his meal, would you? Just you wait till I've finished building a catapult.
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Some cry `Allah O Akbar` in the street. And some carry Allah in their heart.
"The CIA does nothing, says nothing, allows nothing, unless its own interests are served. They are the biggest assembly of liars and theives this country ever put under one roof and they are an abomination" Deputy COS (Intel) US Army 1981-84
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June 27, 2003, 22:03
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Originally posted by DinoDoc
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** MrFun runs into restroom and changes shirt and then keeps his back to the wall at all times **
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June 27, 2003, 22:06
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Originally posted by MrFun
** MrFun runs into restroom and ... keeps his back to the wall at all times **
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Upon entering men's rooms, I thought you normally made it a point to make your backside readily available?
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June 27, 2003, 22:09
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* Criddy realises the catapult will take too long has a beter idea.
* Cruddy grabs a pepper pot, rips the lid off, hurls the contents at Lornestar
* Cruddy presses button on his GPS and casts teleport
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Some cry `Allah O Akbar` in the street. And some carry Allah in their heart.
"The CIA does nothing, says nothing, allows nothing, unless its own interests are served. They are the biggest assembly of liars and theives this country ever put under one roof and they are an abomination" Deputy COS (Intel) US Army 1981-84
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June 27, 2003, 22:10
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Originally posted by Boris Godunov
Upon entering men's rooms, I thought you normally made it a point to make your backside readily available?
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Kinda hard for me to do that, if I'm the top. 
Are you here for a drink tonight? I'm going out to the real clubs.
See ya later everyone.
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June 27, 2003, 22:41
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* Cruddy runs in and grabs his coffee.
You'll be sorry. Bwa-ha-ha-ha!
* Cruddy runs out again quick.
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Some cry `Allah O Akbar` in the street. And some carry Allah in their heart.
"The CIA does nothing, says nothing, allows nothing, unless its own interests are served. They are the biggest assembly of liars and theives this country ever put under one roof and they are an abomination" Deputy COS (Intel) US Army 1981-84
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June 28, 2003, 00:04
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* QCubed strings a rope across the door to trip cruddy.
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June 28, 2003, 00:14
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* Cruddy jumps over the rope, but spills the coffee
Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
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Some cry `Allah O Akbar` in the street. And some carry Allah in their heart.
"The CIA does nothing, says nothing, allows nothing, unless its own interests are served. They are the biggest assembly of liars and theives this country ever put under one roof and they are an abomination" Deputy COS (Intel) US Army 1981-84
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June 28, 2003, 00:54
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* QCubed offers legal services to sue the coffeemaker.
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June 28, 2003, 01:02
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* Cruddy keeps moving fast
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Some cry `Allah O Akbar` in the street. And some carry Allah in their heart.
"The CIA does nothing, says nothing, allows nothing, unless its own interests are served. They are the biggest assembly of liars and theives this country ever put under one roof and they are an abomination" Deputy COS (Intel) US Army 1981-84
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June 28, 2003, 01:02
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(distant) Just you wait till I borrow a moby! You're all doomed, you hear me? Doooooomed....
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Some cry `Allah O Akbar` in the street. And some carry Allah in their heart.
"The CIA does nothing, says nothing, allows nothing, unless its own interests are served. They are the biggest assembly of liars and theives this country ever put under one roof and they are an abomination" Deputy COS (Intel) US Army 1981-84
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June 28, 2003, 10:00
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Kinda hard for me to do that, if I'm the top.
Are you here for a drink tonight? I'm going out to the real clubs.
See ya later everyone.
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/me screams "Ahhhh! My Virgin eyes!"
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With such viral bias, you're opinion is thus rendered useless. -Shrapnel12, on my "bias" against the SS.
And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worth while, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction: "I served in the United States Navy!"
"Well, the truth is, Brian, we can't solve global warming because I ****ing changed light bulbs in my house. It's because of something collective." --Barack Obama
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June 28, 2003, 10:08
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Virgin? I'm sure MrFun can remedy that, too!
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June 28, 2003, 10:11
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He is in the Navy. He needs to learn sooner or later.
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I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
If government is big enough to give you everything you want, it is also big enough to take everything you have. - Gerald Ford
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June 28, 2003, 10:12
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Teehee!
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June 28, 2003, 12:28
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Originally posted by DinoDoc
He is in the Navy. He needs to learn sooner or later.
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June 28, 2003, 15:40
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/me casts lvl5 smite gay homsexuals (and DinoDoc)
/me waves holy talisman at Mr.Fun "ix-nay on the omo-hay exual-say"
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With such viral bias, you're opinion is thus rendered useless. -Shrapnel12, on my "bias" against the SS.
And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worth while, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction: "I served in the United States Navy!"
"Well, the truth is, Brian, we can't solve global warming because I ****ing changed light bulbs in my house. It's because of something collective." --Barack Obama
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