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Old June 22, 2003, 21:09   #1
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How lucky can one man be in one day..?
Concratulate me. I'm going to be a rich man!

First this.....

Dear sir/ma.

I am DR.Mrs Peace Lamine Bank Manager of Diamond Bank
of
Nigeria, Lagos Branch. I have urgent and very confidential business
proposition
for you. On June 6, 1997, a FOREIGN Oil consultant/contractor
with the Nigerian
National Petroleum Corporation, Mr. Barry Kelly made a
numbered time (Fixed)
Deposit for twelve calendar months, valued at
US$25,000,000.00 (Twenty- five
Million Dollars) in my branch. Upon maturity, I
sent a routine notification to
his forwarding address but got no reply. After
a month,we sent a reminder and
finally we discovered from hiscontract
employers, the Nigerian National
Petroleum Corporation that Mr. Barry Kelly
died from an automobile accident. On
further investigation, I found out that
he died without making a WILL, and all
attempts to trace his next of kin was
fruitless. I therefore made further
investigation and discovered that Mr.
Barry Kelly did not declare any kin or
relations in all his official
documents, including his Bank Deposit paperwork
in my Bank. This sum of
US$25,000,000.00 is still sitting in my Bank and the
interest is being rolled
over with the principal sum at the end of each year.
No one will ever come
forward to claim it. According to Nigerian Law, at the
expiration of 7 (seven)
years, the money will revert to the ownership of the
Nigerian Government if
nobody applies to claim the fund. Consequently, my
proposal is that I will
like you as an Foreigner to stand in as the next of kin
to Mr. Barry Kelly so
that the fruits of this old man's labor will not get into the hands of some
corrupt government officials. This is simple, I will like you to provide
immediately your full names and address so that the Attorney will prepare the
necessary documents and affidavits, which will put you in place as the next of
kin. We shall employ the service of two Attorneys for drafting and
notarization of the WILL and to obtain the necessary documents and letter
of probate/administration in your favor for the transfer. A bank account in
any
part of the world, which you will provide, will then facilitate the
transfer of
this money to you as the beneficiary/next of kin. The money will be paid into
your account for us to share in the ratio of 60% for me and 40%
for you. There is no risk at all as all the paperwork for this transaction
will be done by the
Attorney and my position as the Branch Manager guarantees
the successful
execution of this transaction. If you are interested, pleas reply immediately
via the private email address below. Upon your response, I
shall then provide
you with more details and relevant documents that will help you understand the
transaction. Please observe utmost confidentiality, and
rest assured that this
transaction would be most profitable for both of us
because I shall require your assistance to invest my share in your country.
Awaiting for your urgent reply.

Best Rgard

Dr Mrs Peace Lamine



then this.....

Dear Sir,

permit me to introduce this unique bussiness opportunity to you .Though unsolicited for,but promising and risk free. I got your contact and profile from the your country net subsidiary bureau of geographical information unit(GIS).And apologise for infringing into your privacy

I am Mrs Nenita Villaran-a citizen of philippine, widow , and legitimate heir to the late former Minister of finance who was assassinated for been working with the ex-president Joseph .E in
philippine.I inherited the sum of Ten million united states dollars(UDS10,000,000,00) from my late husband.And this said fund has been deposited in a security and finance company.But the insecurity and family unrest because of this fund from my late husband's family has compelled me to leave Manila-Philippine as pressures from my late husband's political successors and family members whom believe i have an idea where this fund is deposited persisted .Actually,in anticipation and plans to frustrate all these stresses of theirs the fund which was initially deposited in disquise of family valuable in metallic trunk box in a security company in Manila philippine was later reconceal in an under ground ware house of the same security in Abidjan-Coted'Ivoire under special arrangement with the director of the security company as the safest,easily retrievable and most fortified security strategy to check interferance until the box is due to be release my bussiness partner (the consignee) to frustrate greedy in- laws and family members of my late husband who are interested in this money.
My purpose of soliciting your assistance boil down to the fact that I did not want my family name to be involve to avoid re candling of their interest in this money,couple with the fact the terms of deposit of the consigment ( box )authorized the company to made this box retrievable to my bussiness partner(unname).

I want you to contact the the security company as the my bussiness partner, after receiving the authorized deposit certificate from me to enable the company release and carry the consigment(box of money) to your designations address with their Diplomatic Mission/Courier service to your safe addree while you make arragement for me to join you in your country for investment matter of urgency.Because I do pay $100 daily as demurraage to the security company.However, when you are through i will join you to give you the code to unlock the box for your percentage (15%)and the proposed bussiness investment in your country .Do not doubt my intention as i assure you this will benefit both of us without much input from you, yet be you will be incharge of my investment in your country.FOR BENEFIT OF DOUBT I WILL SEND TO YOU MY PHOTO AND THE CERTIFICATE OF DEPOSIT if you are willing to assist me i will forward the authorized certificate of deposit which have the security company's contact for your perusal and conviction.

Thank and hoping to hearing from you soonest

Best wishes

Madam Nenita Villaran



and finally this.....

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Sir/Madam
We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Lottery Winners
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to ticket number 8914656588-6410 with serial number 569-510,batch number:
90965566,lottery ref number: 7756981735 and drew lucky
numbers:660-11-23-52-45 which consequently won in the
1st category, you have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of ONE
MILLION EURO CASH ?1,000,000.00 (ONE Million Euro) only.
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep your winning
information confidential until your claims has been processed and your money
Remitted to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double
claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some participants.
All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from
over 20,000 company and 30,000,000 individual email addresses and names from
all over the world. This promotional program take place once in every three
years. This lottery was promoted and sponsored by the World Largest software
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year USD50 million international lottery. To file for your claim, please
contact our fiducial agent MR. HANS BOER of the,VIBRAK TRUST AGENCY NL.
TEL:+31-61-3515-865.
Email: hansboer1@netscape.net

Remember, all winning must be processed not later than 8th. of july 2003.
After this date all unclaimed funds will be included in the next stake.
Please note in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications please
remember to quote your reference number and batch numbers in all
correspondence. Furthermore, should there be any change of address do inform
our agent as soon as possible.
Congratulations once more from our members of our staff and thank you for
being
part of our promotional program.
Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified.
Sincerely yours,
Mrs. ROSE VANDERK.
Lottery Coordinator.


all in the space of 24 hours...ah, life is good...
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Old June 22, 2003, 21:27   #2
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Although the last one isn't really worth it is, is it. Pfff 1 measely million euro, why even bother...
Well, I guess some change can become in handy at some point ...

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Old June 22, 2003, 21:31   #3
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HE BACKED OUT OF MY DEAL WITH HIM!!!
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Old June 22, 2003, 22:12   #4
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the euro's strong against the dollar right now...
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Maybe you could use your winnings to set up confidence tricks - I'm told that people fall for them quite often.
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All right! Need some help spending your $?
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Old June 22, 2003, 23:12   #7
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All right! Need some help spending your $?
Give me your bank account details and I'll forward the money........
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Old June 22, 2003, 23:59   #8
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HE BACKED OUT OF MY DEAL WITH HIM!!!
was that before or after he cut off your testicles?
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Old June 23, 2003, 00:03   #9
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It a scam, don't sent any money at all.
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Shut up Joseph! You envious person, you....

reds4ever: YOU LUCKY BASTARD!

I bet you get all the best chicks too....
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I think it is his moral duty to help.
In the first case we´ve got the Savings of an old man, which shouldn´t fall into corrupt hands:
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Consequently, my proposal is that I will
like you as an Foreigner to stand in as the next of kin
to Mr. Barry Kelly so that the fruits of this old man's labor will not get into the hands of some corrupt government officials.
In the second case he is helping a lone widow:
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I am Mrs Nenita Villaran-a citizen of philippine, widow , and legitimate heir to the late former Minister of finance who was assassinated for been working with the ex-president Joseph .E in
philippine.
So don´t distract honorable people from doing good things for the world, Joseph
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