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Old June 25, 2003, 18:48   #31
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You provide no proof, you provide NOTHING! You just want to make up birthdays... you criminals!

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Old June 25, 2003, 18:50   #32
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Imran, I know I've been spending too much time here because I laughed so hard outloud for that one..

Where is Fezzorito? He's missing his b-day party
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Old June 25, 2003, 19:03   #33
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You provide no proof, you provide NOTHING! You just want to make up birthdays... you criminals!



Thanks for brightening up my day.
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Old June 25, 2003, 19:21   #34
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No problem... that statement (or derivatives of it) will ALWAYS stick in my mind and remind me of Fez!
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Old June 27, 2003, 11:40   #35
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*******s.

At least I have a life.. and I am not coming back to this joke.

AOL sucks... stupid hotel.

Anyways, I am not coming back to all the BSers here after I am done with my vacation.
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*******s.

At least I have a life.. and I am not coming back to this joke.

AOL sucks... stupid hotel.

Anyways, I am not coming back to all the BSers here after I am done with my vacation.
You crack me up. You always say 'screw this place' , as if you expect everyone on the board to wrap themselves around your ankles and plead for your allmighty beneficient presence to remain.

Please. Get over yourself....
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What an *******. People express sincere birthday wishes, and you reply that way?
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Old June 27, 2003, 16:37   #38
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*******s.

At least I have a life.. and I am not coming back to this joke.

AOL sucks... stupid hotel.

Anyways, I am not coming back to all the BSers here after I am done with my vacation.
Yeah -- you're NEVER coming back here.

No one on Apolyton really likes me, but I keep coming back here anyway.
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How many times has Fez/Giancarlo said that?

Fez, you got a birthday thread. Be happy! Yah, one person makes a silly joke, so learn not to take things too personally.
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Old June 27, 2003, 19:53   #40
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What an *******. People express sincere birthday wishes, and you reply that way?
My thoughts exactly - though replace "assh*le" with the lesser charge of "jerk." My God, Fez. When have I ever attacked you? Honestly, why should you care about the comments made by people who've made it their favorite passtime to attack you?

How 'bout thanking those of us that don't hate you?

Sheesh. Ordinarily I would blame Skanky ( ) for this, but Fez mentioned AOL so...well...you know.



Fez, when you've calmed down, thank us at that time. Mkay?
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Old June 28, 2003, 09:15   #41
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*******s.

At least I have a life.. and I am not coming back to this joke.

AOL sucks... stupid hotel.

Anyways, I am not coming back to all the BSers here after I am done with my vacation.
YES!!!!

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awww come on Fez, we love you really!!!
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You provide no proof, you provide NOTHING! You just want to make up birthdays... you criminals!

God, I laughed so hard I had an asthma attack.
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That's indeed classic.

Anyway, Fez, maybe you don't know it, but we like you a lot here, we don't laugh at you, with laugh with you.

If cannot apperciate a couple of good clean fun jokes, and want to be offended by everything, then up yours.
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It seems like he had a birthday just a few months ago...oh well, I guess that I'm just loosing it.

Happy Birthday Fez!
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*******s.

At least I have a life.. and I am not coming back to this joke.

AOL sucks... stupid hotel.

Anyways, I am not coming back to all the BSers here after I am done with my vacation.
Yes, no, no, yes, yes, no.
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It seems like he had a birthday just a few months ago...oh well, I guess that I'm just loosing it.
He did...he's a queen you know
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This is pathetic... look I do not have the time for this.. my plans are all messed up! My trip to Italy is in danger of falling apart because I have to take a ¨home leave¨ to the US, but I want to go to Italy.

Look, I might not be back for another month and half...

Sorry for bursting out at you all, but right now is not the time for petty jokes. Why the **** did you people even bother opening this damn thread?
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...erm, because they wanted to wish you happy birthday, on congratulate you on having a birthday on the same day as a brilliant person
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ok, so... unhappy birthday, Fez. Boo!
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This is pathetic... look I do not have the time for this.. my plans are all messed up! My trip to Italy is in danger of falling apart because I have to take a ¨home leave¨ to the US, but I want to go to Italy.

Look, I might not be back for another month and half...

Sorry for bursting out at you all, but right now is not the time for petty jokes. Why the **** did you people even bother opening this damn thread?
So answer the damn question -- what's your sexual orientation this week?
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This is pathetic... look I do not have the time for this.. my plans are all messed up! My trip to Italy is in danger of falling apart because I have to take a ¨home leave¨ to the US, but I want to go to Italy.

Look, I might not be back for another month and half...

Sorry for bursting out at you all, but right now is not the time for petty jokes. Why the **** did you people even bother opening this damn thread?
What is pathetic is bumping your birthday thread 3 DAYS after the last post.
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What is pathetic is bumping your birthday thread 3 DAYS after the last post.
You dumb idiot... I haven´t been on the computer in those three days!

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Says the idiot.
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