June 26, 2003, 19:57
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My Brother? The Drunk ?
I told you about him running off into a ditch, getting put on probation.
He failed a urinalysis test on a probation office visit. 
Soooo, he checked into the old pokey this afternoon.
The old clink. The old cooler. The old slammer. Stir.
There, he will spend his nights for the next 7 days.
Texas is nice, see. They're letting him out to go to work.
Then he reports back to the old hoosegow.
WTG, Craig. You bonehead! 
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June 26, 2003, 20:07
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Princess
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WTG MEATHEAD
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June 26, 2003, 20:28
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When he comes back, have a  
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June 26, 2003, 20:30
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Apolyton Grand Executioner
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There's a product called Urine luck for just that sort of situation. 
What a maroon.
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June 26, 2003, 20:36
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From what I'm told, they include a test for Golden Root now too.
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June 26, 2003, 21:07
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King
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How hard is it to stay off the sauce for 24 hours before you report to the probation office?
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June 26, 2003, 21:49
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A brother of yours driven to drink? No way!
Seriously, good luck to him, Slow! Straighten the varmint out .
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June 26, 2003, 22:04
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Well Sloww, after you've given him a good ear bashing, you then have the lousy job of building him back up again.
Addiction is horrible. At least the addict gets the hit from what they are addicted to - it's bloody hell for the people that care about them.
As for the probabtion thing - maybe he's learned his lesson, maybe he hasn't. Probably not first time - but if he's got an ounce of intelligence, that's better than none.
The very BEST of Irish, British, and Spawny Get Luck to you Slow. It's not a real HEAVY job - but it's a major pain in the arse.
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June 26, 2003, 22:21
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Emperor
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Imagine that... addiction is a problem... the substance is just a vehicle.  
Good luck to your bro Sloww... you should support "leftist" programs aimed at helping addiction.
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June 26, 2003, 22:25
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Originally posted by MichaeltheGreat
There's a product called Urine luck for just that sort of situation.
What a maroon.
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That's the same stuff as golden seal but I think many labs check for golden seal now too.
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June 27, 2003, 14:26
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Deity
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uhhhhh oh. He isn't at work. 
Evidently, he was misinformed.
Now the question becomes, how long is he incarcerated ?
Man. Knowing he's bouncing off walls.
He isn't so hot with stress.
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June 27, 2003, 14:48
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Warlord
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That's not good Sloww. Some people never come around - and the ones that do take their time.
I'm saying prison is "good" for him - but when you DO see him, ask him how much it'll take before he can quit getting into trouble.
Oh yeah, and in Britspeak "spawny get" is someone with the Devil's own luck. A special breed that have such unbelievable luck. That's what I wished you mate, unbelievable luck.
Good luck with the character building. I don't think anyone here envies your position.
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"The CIA does nothing, says nothing, allows nothing, unless its own interests are served. They are the biggest assembly of liars and theives this country ever put under one roof and they are an abomination" Deputy COS (Intel) US Army 1981-84
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June 27, 2003, 16:09
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Deity
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Thanks for the thought, Cruddy.
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June 27, 2003, 23:16
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Deity
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Héy, were all drunk from time to time 
(like I'm now for example )
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June 28, 2003, 00:08
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Deity
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We're not all in jail unexpectedly.
Not that it's not his fault...
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