Tabemono declaires peace

GodKing · June 28, 2003, 15:44

We, the members of Tabemono, declair that a state of peace currently exists between us and all other teams.

We invite you at this time to join us in a feast.

edit: typo

Rhothaerill · June 28, 2003, 16:11

And props to those who bring the tastiest food...

DaveMcW · June 28, 2003, 16:39

Monty Python offers to bring cheese. Is there any kind you prefer?

BigFree · June 28, 2003, 16:48

It's hard to join you when we don't even know who or where you are.

We have sent out a scout, please send him home with a take out bag.

Dauphin · June 28, 2003, 21:05

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Originally posted by Rhothaerill
And props to those who bring the tastiest food...

Thats us Izzardians (English) out then.

Rhothaerill · June 29, 2003, 01:40

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Originally posted by Big Crunch
Thats us Izzardians (English) out then.

You have cake!! It's better than death.

Thirgaral · June 29, 2003, 06:32

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Originally posted by GodKing
We, the members of Tabemono, declair that a state of peace currently exists between us and all other teams.

We invite you at this time to join us in a feast.

edit: typo

We'll join you if it'll be Sunny weather...

Hot_Enamel · June 29, 2003, 08:03

I'll bring one of Beta's armpit lice

Darekill · June 29, 2003, 08:43

Urgh!
Those halfsentient mamals again......

GodKing · June 29, 2003, 10:03

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Originally posted by DaveMcW
Monty Python offers to bring cheese. Is there any kind you prefer?

GARGONZOLA (you have to say it with a snobby british accent - not that the brits are snobby...

)

Theseus · June 29, 2003, 11:15

Thank you, GodKing, for the invitation to your feast.

We will be bringing a flag.

mrmitchell · June 29, 2003, 12:53

Let us gather round the table, and feast on our abundance of....cheese, cake, and lice. :vomit:

Well whut about that scout that wants the takeout box? Think we could chop him up?

Konquest02 · June 29, 2003, 14:15

I have a nice collection of Hot_Enamel's fleas, all categorized by location found: armpit, head, lower back, etc... Those last ones are particularly taseful. I will bring'em all so we'll have a great feast/shower!

Rhothaerill · June 29, 2003, 15:03

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Originally posted by Konquest02
I have a nice collection of Hot_Enamel's fleas, all categorized by location found: armpit, head, lower back, etc... Those last ones are particularly taseful. I will bring'em all so we'll have a great feast/shower!

I'm rapidly losing my taste for monkey meat with all those fleas and lice. Definitely take a shower!

BigFree · June 29, 2003, 17:06

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Originally posted by mrmitchell
Let us gather round the table, and feast on our abundance of....cheese, cake, and lice. :vomit:

Well whut about that scout that wants the takeout box? Think we could chop him up?

Sounds a little 'rainy' in tone there, not sure if we will like that. Maybe we can skip a feast that isn't so 'happy'.

Dauphin · June 29, 2003, 18:20

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Originally posted by Rhothaerill

You have cake!! It's better than death.

Sorry we're out of cake, we only had three bits and we didn't expect such a rush.

mrmitchell · June 29, 2003, 20:34

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Sounds a little 'rainy' in tone there, not sure if we will like that. Maybe we can skip a feast that isn't so 'happy'.

Oh, he won't get wet at all. In fact he'll have a looooot of sunshine heat.

Master Zen · July 1, 2003, 03:47

We can bring the women....

perhaps it'd be cool if they popped out of Cake or Death's cake

rendelnep · July 1, 2003, 06:37

Dave you also forgot waffer thin mints and of course.....

,

, lovelllllly

, wonderful

Darekill · July 1, 2003, 08:18

@rendelnep
Did you forget about the mess those wafer thin mints caused last time we geve it to someone? I don't want to clean it up again. So no wafer thin mints but lots of

,

, lovellllly

, wondreful

Zero · July 3, 2003, 22:43

I just want a banana and Im good.

(oh and if u have those slow spinning venting fans that would be nice, cause human seats are really uncomfortable... I'd rather hang on one fo those fans and get dizzy... but just banana will be enough if you dont have it)

Beta · July 5, 2003, 19:38

Bugs! Need bugs!

And yes - the ceiling fan!!!

(scratch scratch scratch - ah - look what I found! Hors d'oeuvres.)

GodKing · July 7, 2003, 13:03

Oh monkey people, over hear please. I just had this new wooden furniture commissioned just for you. We had to cut down several hundred acres of worthless woodlands in order to get the wood, but we will eventually plant the lands with some good food producing plants - a grain field perhaps. This furnature is designed to accomidate your tails and to make it easier for you to pick the lice off of eachother.

For those of you who want some wafer thin mints - please use this plastic lined room to eat them in so as cleaning up the mess will be much easieer on the staff.

Thank you all adn have a good day.

(peace is still declaired)