Baby born with abnormal liver!

Vesayen · July 4, 2003, 19:23

And 4 legs, 3 arms and 3 kidneys

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...170/4kudf.html

Can you imagine tryin to clothe that sucker? LOL! No wonder it has no pants on!

Gangerolf · July 4, 2003, 19:24

bizarre

VJ · July 4, 2003, 19:25

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Immortal Wombat · July 4, 2003, 19:29

Ah and they're going to operate, and deny the poor baby a chance as a world famous circus sideshow.

How weird would that be though, if they kept the spare limbs and showed them to the grown-up child. "and here are your other two legs..."

Spiffor · July 4, 2003, 19:37

Disturbing. Glad they operate him.

Provost Harrison · July 4, 2003, 20:06

What I want to know is - where does the arse go?

monolith94 · July 4, 2003, 20:26

They should let him keep the extra arm - it could come in useful if he ever becomes a waiter.

The Mad Monk · July 4, 2003, 20:59

[magneto]BEHOLD! Homo sapiens SUPERIOR![/magneto]

Kramerman · July 4, 2003, 21:08

i wonder what the hell is in the water?

rather disturbing... im genuinely concerned of wtf caused that mutation

Kramerman · July 4, 2003, 21:09

anyone know if the extra arms and legs are functional? the extar arm would be really cool...

Nubclear · July 4, 2003, 23:10

oedo · July 4, 2003, 23:13

not funny. I would say this is pretty sad.

MichaeltheGreat · July 4, 2003, 23:24

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Originally posted by Kramerman
i wonder what the hell is in the water?

rather disturbing... im genuinely concerned of wtf caused that mutation

An incompletely formed conjoined twin.

Q Classic · July 4, 2003, 23:51

let's hope the baby doesn't have multiple personalities in the future which have ghost pains.

st_swithin · July 5, 2003, 02:12

I don't know, I think having multiple personalities is pretty f*cking cool - after all, the only way to ensure a witty and enlivening conversation is to be by one's self.

637AC5 m'1-w63-

pls hry. -rn

Proteus_MST · July 5, 2003, 07:32

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Originally posted by oedo
not funny. I would say this is pretty sad.

Only if we consider his integration into society.
He would always be a Curiosity for the people.

As for his ecological Fitness on the other hand, I don´t know.
As monolith alrerady mentioned, this extra Arm could be useful (if he is capable to use it to full extent) not just as a waiter.
Although on the other Hand I could find no use for those extra Legs, as they seem to point into the wrong direction (backwards) but who knows maybe they could be of use, too.

Az · July 5, 2003, 07:54

This is NOT a mutation.

General Ludd · July 5, 2003, 08:16

That's right. It's everyone else who are the mutants!

Az · July 5, 2003, 08:30

No. It seems to be a result similar to siamese twins.

Proteus_MST · July 5, 2003, 10:11

Sounds plausible.
If it´s really incomplete siamese twins thet question if the Extra Leg and Arm are incorporatedf (and can be controlled) by his nervous System will be very interesting (and also the question how the centres of his Brain develope (after all you could assume that a larger space would be devoted to movement control and body senses of the limbs)

Solver · July 5, 2003, 10:20

Yes, apparently an incomplete twin... but I feel sorry for the kid. Yes, they have to operate him and leave with two legs, but the third arm is really a dilemma. I would probably let the kid decide for himself when he grows... IF it's usable. All in all, it can really be useful. However, he would then have to endure terrible problems with other people.

Pave · July 5, 2003, 11:10

I feel sorry for the baby too

, hope he (or is it she?) can live with an extra arm...

Vesayen · July 5, 2003, 11:18

I kinda agree...... They really shouldnt amputate the arm if its functional, I might look a little freakish but *I* would definatly want an extra arm! Very usefull!

Az · July 5, 2003, 11:21

I thought you don't mastrubate.

Provost Harrison · July 5, 2003, 12:13

Quote:

Originally posted by Vesayen
I kinda agree...... They really shouldnt amputate the arm if its functional, I might look a little freakish but *I* would definatly want an extra arm! Very usefull!

Easy to say when you haven't got one...if you had one you'd feel like a freak and try getting laid with it

Asher · July 5, 2003, 12:15

Quote:

Originally posted by Provost Harrison
Easy to say when you haven't got one...if you had one you'd feel like a freak and try getting laid with it

Think of how many places he could touch on a woman at any given time.

Provost Harrison · July 5, 2003, 12:19

Heh very true

But having three arms may look a bit weird...and the tailor bills would be a b!tch

Asher · July 5, 2003, 12:23

I wonder if anyone has ever been born with two d*cks.

Urban Ranger · July 5, 2003, 12:54

I don't think the extra arm is functional since it's very unlikely that it has the skeletal connections. Where would you put the arm on a person's body?

Immortal Wombat · July 5, 2003, 16:05

Quote:

Originally posted by Asher
I wonder if anyone has ever been born with two d*cks.

There was a guy on Tarrant on TV with two d*cks. He was Peruvian. Apparently both was fully functional. No doubt there have been other undocumented cases.