July 7, 2003, 15:38
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SHOCKED six-year-old Leah Lowland checked out a mystery bulge on her Incredible Hulk
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Hulk doll's monster willy
By THOMAS WHITAKER
Showbiz Reporter
SHOCKED six-year-old Leah Lowland checked out a mystery bulge on her Incredible Hulk doll — and uncovered a giant green WILLY.
Curious Leah noticed a lump after winning the monster, catchphrase “You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry,” at a seaside fair.
And when she peeled off the green comic-book character’s ripped purple shorts, she found the two-inch manhood beneath them.
Horrified Leah immediately ran to mum Kim and reported the find. And last night Kim called for a ban on the saucy toy. She said: “A hulk with a bulk like this just shouldn’t be allowed.
“Considering the doll is only 12-inches tall it’s amazing how big his willy is.
“And it’s definitely not an extra piece of material left on by mistake.”
Kim, of Biggin Hill, Kent, said the toy was one of several prizes she could choose after Leah knocked down cans with bean bags at the fair on Brighton Pier.
Kim chose the doll because she thought Leah would like it amid publicity about the new Hulk movie, to be released in the UK on July 18.
But she said: “Later when she was playing with it, she discovered it had a lump under its shorts. Being curious she took them off, then ran up to me asking why her doll had a willy. I find it very odd as none of her other dolls have anything like this.
Big shock ... Hulk's giant manhood
“Ever since, she’s been telling her friends that her hulk has a willy.
“It sounds funny, but kids should not be exposed to this kind of thing. It should be taken off the shelves.”
The toy’s Spanish makers Play by Play — based in Valencia — claimed on their packaging that it was merchandise to coincide with the release of the film.
Bosses were unavailable for comment last night.
The movie, which has already proved a hit in the US, tells how a botched experiment transforms scientist Bruce Banner into the raging Hulk whenever he becomes angry.
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http://www.thesun.co.uk//article/0,,...310256,00.html
Those Spanish people are crazy 
check out the link to see the doll 
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July 7, 2003, 15:42
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July 7, 2003, 15:42
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Those whacky Euros.
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July 7, 2003, 15:42
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July 7, 2003, 15:43
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Looks at link: 
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July 7, 2003, 15:44
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I don't know... it goes halfway down to his knees. Looks about right to me. 
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July 7, 2003, 15:46
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Well this Hulk really is incredible
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July 7, 2003, 15:48
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That's a massive beast
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July 7, 2003, 15:50
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I just saw the picture of the kid with the doll.... ROTFLMAO...
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July 7, 2003, 16:04
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Hulk's going to be a popular one among the plushophile crowd.
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July 7, 2003, 16:10
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Why does that doll have an impossibly large penis?
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July 7, 2003, 16:40
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Originally posted by elijah
Why does that doll have an impossibly large penis?
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well that is the new marketing technique...
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July 7, 2003, 16:43
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Seems to me it's too short for anything other than freaking out parents.
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July 7, 2003, 18:01
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To me it appeared that the end third was all foreskin. In the age of AIDS it's irresponsible to portray an uncircumcised doll. The makers should be ashamed of themselves.
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July 7, 2003, 18:03
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It's about damn time. There is no excuse for making needlessly anatomically unrealistic humanoid figures.
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July 7, 2003, 19:02
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The incredible bulk
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July 7, 2003, 19:05
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Awesome
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July 7, 2003, 20:08
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I think I just found my avatar....
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July 7, 2003, 20:09
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July 7, 2003, 20:12
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that's just plain hilarious
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why shouldn't kids be exposed to those kinds of things? 
Is it more healthy to believe that men having nothing under their pants like a Ken doll?
funny story though.
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July 7, 2003, 20:14
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Originally posted by Dissident
why shouldn't kids be exposed to those kinds of things?
Is it more healthy to believe that men having nothing under their pants like a Ken doll?
funny story though.
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Sometimes I wonder how much is too much to expose kids to.
At other times, I wonder if too many parents treat their kids more naive than they really are.
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July 7, 2003, 20:33
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here's a question.
what girl hasn't seen a boy's penis?
hasn't everyone played "doctor" as a kid?
I had no problem showing my penis to girls when I was a kid. I don't do that now mind you- - don't call the cops on me. I had no shame back then.
Life was great when you have no shame.
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July 7, 2003, 20:36
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July 7, 2003, 20:39
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Originally posted by elijah
Why does that doll have an impossibly large penis?
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What do you mean "impossibly?" 
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July 7, 2003, 20:54
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Originally posted by elijah
Why does that doll have an impossibly large penis?
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So Barbie (of the impossibly large breasts) doesn't laugh at him.
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July 7, 2003, 20:58
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Anybody else think its a fake?
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July 7, 2003, 21:00
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It's not a fake.
The doll was modelled after me. I'm a male model. the only difference is they painted the body green.
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July 7, 2003, 21:04
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. the only difference is they painted the body green.
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so you are 12 inches tall?
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July 7, 2003, 21:07
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yes
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