why britney spears? - Page 4

Drake Tungsten · July 12, 2003, 02:19

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at least she's not ann coulter.

Are we sure that she doesn't have any teeth in her vagina?

Al B. Sure! · July 12, 2003, 02:29

you people are weird... are you saying that every guy i asked secrely likes men?

Dis · July 12, 2003, 02:39

Ann Coulter is a man.

Drake Tungsten · July 12, 2003, 02:40

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are you saying that every guy i asked secrely likes men?

Well, in their defense, she is pretty good-looking for a man.

Al B. Sure! · July 12, 2003, 02:50

she looks vastly better than britney spears to me... and everyone i asked would most definently agree... i mean no one even mentioned britney spears yet meagan good (or what most people said, "that girl in that 50 cent video) was mentioned by everybody.

Drake Tungsten · July 12, 2003, 02:54

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i mean no one even mentioned britney spears yet meagan good (or what most people said, "that girl in that 50 cent video) was mentioned by everybody.

Britney's been a sex symbol for years. How long will "that girl in that 50 cent video" be around? Probably about as long as "that girl in the "Hot in Here video." You have to be really fine to stick in the public conciousness, which Britney is.

BTW, that girl in the "Hot in Here" video was smokin' (not the main chick, but one of the background girls). I wish they'd bring her back.

Dis · July 12, 2003, 02:56

btw the Olsen twins are now legal

the only reason they are still talked about is because men wanted to have sex with them- including me. We were just waiting for them to get legal. This was similar to the case with Britney Spears. Now Spears is getting a bit old, no one makes a fuss about her anymore.

Now I need to finish writing my letter to the Olsen twins. I think I have a good chance of scoring with them.

VJ · July 12, 2003, 02:57

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Britney's been a sex symbol for years

Really? For who?

Dis · July 12, 2003, 02:57

to women mostly

yes that seem weird, but women (girls actually) are her primary fans and idols.

Al B. Sure! · July 12, 2003, 03:01

well britney spears is also a singer... i dont know what meagan good is aside from appearing in videos...

there's also the whole mainstream/not mainstream thing... making an appearance in a rapper's video and being on the covers of magazines like XXL, King, Ebony, Essence, etc. aint really no way to get known in the mainstream.

Drake Tungsten · July 12, 2003, 03:03

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Really? For who?

Non-gay men. And even some gay men. And women, as Diss said.

VJ · July 12, 2003, 03:06

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Non-gay men.

Ouch.

Al B. Sure! · July 12, 2003, 03:13

tuo's gay?

anyway i dont normally be acting like this but for real, i cant stop trying to look for pictures of this woman (but there's almost none of them)

yall know me that i dont be oggling over pictures and **** but damn i'm getting kind of close... tell me that aint the perfect female form?

Q Classic · July 12, 2003, 03:15

she's a sex symbol, just not an attractive one.

just like how dr ruth is a sort of sex symbol, but she's so not attractive.

Q Classic · July 12, 2003, 03:17

i don't like the face...

Al B. Sure! · July 12, 2003, 03:18

damn **** britney spears... yall are crazy...

Q Classic · July 12, 2003, 03:20

i don't like britney spears either...

Al B. Sure! · July 12, 2003, 03:24

it's like drake and q cubed are fighting over who makes the better hamburgers, burger king or mcdonalds, but they're both just slabs of half cooked meat... who cares?

Drake Tungsten · July 12, 2003, 03:27

Burger King!!!

Q Classic · July 12, 2003, 03:39

no, the best hamburgers are the home-made ones. get ground chuck, smush it together with your hands, and then make a patty...

then you grill it over charcoal...

Ted Striker · July 12, 2003, 03:52

I'd bang all these chicks

and q cubed your women are not even close to being as hot as britney

Sikander · July 12, 2003, 05:12

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Originally posted by st_swithin
Hey Mrt, we had the same haircut in university!

What a coincidence! And people are talking about Brittany, and there are people from the UK, which is also called Britain or Great Britain! What an amazing coincidence!

How could I possibly leave such riveting conversation?

Confused I expect.

Sikander · July 12, 2003, 05:25

I think the enormous disconnect we have here is based upon the fact that each of us has different standards for people we meet in real life and celebrities. Thus a woman who would snap your head around on campus becomes "mediocre" when placed in a TV show with a celebrity who you fantasize about.

I think all of the women in this thread are attractive. I might not date them, as attractiveness doesn't make up a majority of my criteria for that, but if I were drunk and single, and they were asking you can bet that I'd be on them almost as quickly as Ted would.

VJ · July 12, 2003, 05:27

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tuo's gay?

Speculation from this has been so wild in various places that I'm slowly starting to suspect it myself.

Sikander has a point, if I wouldn't were too lazy to post an opinion, it would've been quite similar to his.

Drake Tungsten · July 12, 2003, 05:30

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but if I were drunk and single, and they were asking you can bet that I'd be on them almost as quickly as Ted would.

That's the proper attitude to have. You can learn from this man, Q Cubed.

Kramerman · July 12, 2003, 05:31

spears is quite attractive, despite being uber-fake. christina is not attractive to me, probably for much the same reason spears is not attractive to Qcubed. That band camp girl is not attarctive to me. her, i just dont like her. cant explain, but i guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and i dont behold anything there.

and burger king and mcdonlds are both terrible, but i would much rather eat at burger king anyday. id almost rather eat dog **** than mcdonalds.

and MRT, awesome hair

you look like a tough dude, i bet you could kick ass

child of Thor · July 12, 2003, 10:05

There is a saying 'any hole is a goal'. And i'd bang any woman just for the sake of it. I don't care what she might look like as long as it felt good. If i needed the prop of a few beers then so be it.
****ing women is great and all women deserve it, no matter how they look.
Oh yeah ugly women try harder too(a friend told me.).
So it's not how they look its how hard they try

Jac de Molay · July 12, 2003, 10:12

Aguilera looks like a skinny, overdone, wet poodle.

And I dont know why speer keeps posting pictures of that she-male. Girls with ripply muscles anywhere are

. Women need to be soft and curvy

geeslaka · July 12, 2003, 10:16

I agree with Speer on this on. The girl he posted pics of is better looking than any of the other gels.

TCO · July 12, 2003, 11:28

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Originally posted by Ted Striker
Look at all you guys acting like you are too good for Britney.

"She's not that hot."

"I guess I'd do her if nobody else was around."

Hell yeah you'd be hitting that thing like a starving lion on one of those crippled wildebeasts in Wild Animal Kingdom.

You are frigging poetic. Where do you get this stuff?