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Old July 11, 2003, 10:44   #1
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Just call me Sheriff Hunt.
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The long-expected outcome became reality Tuesday night as Aiken County voters picked the GOP nominee, Lt. Mike Hunt, as their next sheriff.
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Old July 11, 2003, 10:47   #2
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, my borther-in-law teaches a kid named that... it is awful
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Great stuff.
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Old July 11, 2003, 10:52   #4
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Do you think he tells criminals to spread 'em, or do the criminals tell him that?
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Old July 11, 2003, 10:53   #5
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Old July 11, 2003, 10:58   #6
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Being comprehensively fingered by thousands of voters must surely bring a lovely warm feeling to Mike Hunt. It's almost enough to make you reach for the tissues and dab away the wetness smearing your cheeks.
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Old July 11, 2003, 11:01   #7
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Old July 11, 2003, 11:01   #8
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Apparently his campaign slogan was "Mike Hunt.... Open for you" but I can't find a link with that on.

I am also unsure if pregnant chads were a problem at his election.
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a bit off topic, but you guys remember the soccer team mascot who won against more serious applicant in UK when they wanted new governor or something? It was hilarious..
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Old July 11, 2003, 11:07   #10
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I was close:

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"Mike Hunt / Accessible for You." [Denver Post, 6-23-03; Salt Lake Tribune, 5-26-03] [Augusta Chronicle, 5-14-03]
http://www.msnbc.com/comics/nw.asp

Genius.

Haven't heard that Pekka, what was the story?
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the monkey becoming mayor or hartlepool youy mean?
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Oh yeah! That was hillarious.
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Old July 11, 2003, 11:20   #14
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Well if the monkey was the mascot.. then yeah
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Hartlepool has a monkey for a mascot. They should have a pool full of hearts for a mascot. Liverpool is self explanatory I think.
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I wish I wouldn't have posted that.
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Yeah but do you know why Hartlepool has a monkey for a mascot?

Apparently a Monkey washed up on the shore there after a shipwreck, they thought it was a French spy so they hanged it.

Hmmm... it says that in the link but it's funny enough to post again.
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Wait a minute. That's supposed to be hanged, isn't it?
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Could be 'hung like a monkey' however well endowed they may be...
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hmm

so the french have monkey like characteristics?

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so the french have monkey like characteristics?

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Perhaps the monkey surrendered without putting up a fight, that may have convinced the townspeople he was French.
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You would think he'd at least use "Michael" instead of "Mike"

Perhaps he just decided to take it head on...
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