July 12, 2003, 20:04
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Originally posted by Agathon
Lies!!!!
You are just annoyed 'cause he's the man.
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WAAHHHHHHHHHH!!
I wanna be spokesperson! 
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July 12, 2003, 20:08
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I still think Starchild's spokesperson, as he's been here longest. You ain't even 2nd Funboy 
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July 12, 2003, 20:12
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Originally posted by red_jon
I still think Starchild's spokesperson, as he's been here longest. You ain't even 2nd Funboy
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Nope, Boris is No. 1 gay guy on Poly; just like Che is comrade No. 1. They're Godzilla, and we're thousands of screaming Japanese. Let's just accept our mediocrity.
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July 12, 2003, 20:19
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At least I'm probably the tallest person on poly 
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July 12, 2003, 23:18
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Originally posted by Agathon
Nope, Boris is No. 1 gay guy on Poly; just like Che is comrade No. 1. They're Godzilla, and we're thousands of screaming Japanese. Let's just accept our mediocrity.
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Only a Newbie would say that. Starchild is the most veteran homosexual at Apolyton still posting and is the only recognized ambassador for the homosexuals.
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July 12, 2003, 23:38
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Originally posted by Shi Huangdi
Only a Newbie would say that. Starchild is the most veteran homosexual at Apolyton still posting and is the only recognized ambassador for the homosexuals.[/IMG]
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Ambassador? Sheesh....
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July 12, 2003, 23:40
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How can Boris be the spokeman for the gay community when he's over 25???? 
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July 13, 2003, 01:38
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Originally posted by Boris Godunov
But the biggest worry, IMO, is the increasingly lax attitudes towards safe sex by the younger generation of gays.
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This is indeed a very serious problem which does not yet get the attention it needs.
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July 13, 2003, 02:13
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There's no way that Boris is the spokesperson for the gay agenda here on Poly; Starchild is a thousand times more fabulous and the only one really deserving of the position.
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July 13, 2003, 06:11
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This is the happiest thread of my life. *sniff*
As the official Apolyton gay spokesman, I'd like to say something that, I feel, captures the level of responsibility I feel towards all those people I have to represent and protect:
BOW BEFORE ME WORTHLESS MEATBAGS! Be Humbled by the Glorious Radiance that is the Starchild! Sing my Praises! Worship me as a god! When I'm done with you, the living shall envy the dead!
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July 13, 2003, 06:34
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 Yep, I too have to say that if any of us deserves to be the Apolyton Spokesperson ... It's the Dancing Queen himself! You go girl! 
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July 13, 2003, 06:38
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See, Wittlich knows his place. Sadly, heretics like Boris must be hunted down and made an example of....
Two shiny pennies to whoever brings me Boris, preferably with skin attached. That's twice his normal weekend rate.
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July 13, 2003, 06:41
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Ouch!  Princess to B*tch in 6.2 seconds flat! Simply Fabulous!
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July 13, 2003, 07:27
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At least I'm probably the tallest person on poly
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I wouldn't bet on it. If my memory's correct, Saras is enormous.
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July 13, 2003, 09:47
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Starchild simply can't be the spokesperson for the gay agenda. You see, as a minority group based on sexual identity, it is a prequisite that the spokesperson actually be capable of getting sex. Considering the cobwebs that I've heard have gathered on his atrophied member, I'd say the title must go elsewhere.
That, and his political knowledge of the "gay agenda" could be detailed on the back of a business card.
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July 13, 2003, 09:49
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Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
I wouldn't bet on it. If my memory's correct, Saras is enormous.
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I thought Azazel was 6'8" or something like that. And there are legends about other enormous aspects of him... 
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July 13, 2003, 09:56
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Originally posted by Boris Godunov
Starchild simply can't be the spokesperson for the gay agenda. You see, as a minority group based on sexual identity, it is a prequisite that the spokesperson actually be capable of getting sex. Considering the cobwebs that I've heard have gathered on his atrophied member, I'd say the title must go elsewhere.
That, and his political knowledge of the "gay agenda" could be detailed on the back of a business card.
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Honey, just cause you're easier to get into than an open doorway doesn't mean you get to be spokesperson. Not that's I'm saying you're a shameless slutwhore, dear, but from what I've heard, and downloaded, the wide-mouth bass has nothing on you.
Though apparently the smell is quite similar.
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July 13, 2003, 10:02
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Yes, I realize that from your perspective, getting laid even once a year would classify one as a "slutwhore," but just remember it's all relative.
Oddly enough, "relative" can also describe the last person Starchild had a decent shot of bagging.
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July 13, 2003, 10:14
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I'm amazed you managed to free up your hands and orifices long enough to type that out.
Speaking of orifices, it's true that you're partially blind in one eye due to a botched blowjob, yes?
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Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
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July 13, 2003, 10:18
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Why would I need an orifice to type?
No, the only vision problems I have are risidual damage from that time I saw your picture. The reflexive eye-clawing was not good, nor was the damage to my vocal chords caused by the involuntary shrieks of terror.
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July 13, 2003, 10:20
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Yes, it must have been hard when you realised how much less cuter you are compared to me.
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Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
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July 13, 2003, 10:24
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Honey, the last time your visage could be associated with the word "hard" was probably during the Major administration, given your penchant for attracting only paedophiles.
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July 13, 2003, 10:26
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Smookie, the last thing you ever made hard was a boiled egg.
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Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
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July 13, 2003, 10:27
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I had a boiled egg this morning, so that's true.
Victory is mine!
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July 13, 2003, 10:38
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Girl, Girls!!! Do we really want a *****fight in front of the breeders?!? Consider those who are thinking of coming out - we don't want to scare-off possible recuits..now do we?
Opps, I believe I've acknowleged part of our unspoken agenda. For those not in the Gay Apolyton community - Ignore this post.
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July 13, 2003, 10:41
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People, we are like the Jews. We want to keep a small, select group of chosen. No converts necessary nor sought. Go about your business.
Wittlich, you ****, you are giving us away! Your indiscretion means a demotion. Now instead of shining Asher's shoes and doing his laundry, you will work for Fez. That will teach you to hold your tongue!
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July 13, 2003, 10:51
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Dang, I was getting ready for an old fashioned breeder converting. 
*puts down his harpoon and machete*
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Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
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July 13, 2003, 10:53
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Thank you for the confirmation Boris - I guess that I've been drinking too many brandy-cokes that I've started having fantasies...  ops:
Oh NO!!!! Boris-Sweety-Darling, what can I do to make it up to you? Don't sentence me to a fate worse than...well, Asher!
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July 13, 2003, 11:02
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Agent Starchild reporting for duty sir! Shall I start Operation Boy Bar - attempting to destroy the Heterocentric Orthadoxy by drinking as much as possible?
I thought up the plan myself.
[/cheap excuse to post photo]
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Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
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July 13, 2003, 11:07
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Damn Starchild! I didn't know you were that good looking!
Are you planning on a trip to "The City" anytime soon?
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