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Old July 15, 2003, 13:16   #1
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Don't Scope Out Women On The Internet
This is something I don't get. This ex-marine named Toby chats a girl named Shevaun up on the internet. They enjoy each others' company a lot, so they set a time to meet in Paris. She comes along and says...

Shevaun: Hi, I'm Shevaun.
Toby: You can't be Shevaun. Shevaun said she was 18 years old while we were chatting.
Shevaun: Well, really I'm 12.
Toby: You're one sick puppy. I'm outa here.

What's the result? Toby is an instant fugitive, his life is ruined by having his name and picture plastered all over the European media as a sexual predator.

http://www.nbc17.com/news/2333350/detail.html
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Old July 15, 2003, 13:17   #2
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Well... he picked her up in London and they BOTH flew to Paris. He should have known when he met her in London.
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Old July 15, 2003, 13:18   #3
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Wait a second. You're right! That's awful fishy.
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Old July 15, 2003, 13:22   #4
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Really, he should have gone to the Czch republic, where taking young girls across international lines and having sex with them is legal.
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Old July 15, 2003, 13:22   #5
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yeah its a bit suss. i think i could tell the difference between a 12 yo and 18 yo.
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Old July 15, 2003, 13:24   #6
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OK, then continue to scope out women on the internet. But meet them first in Paris.
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I think we should reserve judgement until they show up... then we'll see if anyone actually happened.
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Old July 15, 2003, 13:29   #9
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Mr. Polanski?!?
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Here's your Oscar.
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scope out?

aint that when you spit out mouthwash?
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scope out is a word we used in the 80's (or was it the 90's?). Well either, way the word is out of fashion
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Yep, it came out right before "scoping the Betties"

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Well... he picked her up in London and they BOTH flew to Paris.
according to french officials, they never arrived in paris.
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I didn't know R. Kelley liked Paris.
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Well either, way the word is out of fashion



So what's the idiom today?
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ugh!

I just seen a picture of her on the CNN article.

I can see why he left
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You're right, Diss. That girl is ugly, even for a British chick.
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Certain "looking" is illegal too.
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As for the girl being ugly, well this is hardly a prime specimen of manhood is it.

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Old July 16, 2003, 05:47   #23
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They'd make a great couple.
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It seems they both thought the other one was about 19.
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Even if she were 18, "scoping out" 18 year olds as a 31 year old man kind of reeks of desperation. Which the pic explains i suppose.
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Not neccesarily, lightblue. well, ok, 18 is a bit low. not a bit even, quite low. ...hmm.. ok...
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That can't be the same guy.



And please don't ban me for posting that girl's picture. I swear I couldn't find a picture of the guy without her in it.
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Same mouth, he obviously bloated out once he left the Marines.
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I actually can see someone mistaking her for an 18 year old.... guy.
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