July 17, 2003, 05:56
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Perhaps you are confused...maybe the hair you have on your palms did not allow you to feel the hair on your 'lovers' face! 
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July 17, 2003, 06:50
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this is starting to be a very hairy mess......
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July 17, 2003, 08:40
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Originally posted by Master Zen
The one I've bonked has no facial hair...
I have a feeling that picture is just another RP deception!
Plus, I wasn't THAT drunk when it happened! 
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Oh yeah, I remember now. You were kinda drunk but you spent the night with Sophia's handmaiden not "Lady" Togas herself. Remember that she had to freshen up after getting all the Ghengolian BarBQ sauce in her hair. Some food simply should not be eating by sasquatch-looking women.........
Now the handmaiden, hello nurse!
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July 17, 2003, 12:44
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King
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Here comes the chopper to chop off your beard...
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July 18, 2003, 00:47
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First person to discover the technology of Nair should offer it to RP immediately for free... if they're around by then 
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July 18, 2003, 01:05
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King
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After the crowd was stunned that Panzer had actually spoken, they took the message in. Soon, the crowd had grown into a mob, and were clubbing each other over the head with various blunt objects such as axes and spears. Although it isn't clear whether this was an act of support for the government's decision or an attempted mass suicide before the Roleplay army came, it is clear that the nation of the Glory of War is in a buzz over this news.
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What!? What is this!?
We told the spies to attack Panzer, not each other!
(Maybe something was lost in the trip...took a lot of encoding and a lot of travel. Perhaps...)
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July 18, 2003, 02:03
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Prince
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Originally posted by Master Zen
First person to discover the technology of Nair should offer it to RP immediately for free... if they're around by then
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Pfft you guys are lame. :-P Can't you think of something more creative than turning around my own joke, which was about GoW wo men?
I don't believe I mentioned anything about it being RP, thanks.
Let's bump up the creativity! :P
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July 18, 2003, 05:00
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Um... ok, hows this:
RP now stands for Really Pissed!
Hmmm... ok, not so good. I'll try later...
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July 18, 2003, 22:38
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Hey - now I'm really upset. Everybody in this thread is making fun of the latest member of Team Monkey. When we find out what species he/she is, and what her/his name is, we will let you know. In the meantime - just back away - real slow - OK? Or I will call in the gorillas....
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Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war .... aw, forget that nonsense. Beer, please.
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July 19, 2003, 22:04
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Deity
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So Vox is claiming the sasquatch?
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July 20, 2003, 18:48
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Emperor
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Actually, one could claim that she belongs on Cake or Death, in a groovy reverse female-to-male executive transvestite kind a way. 
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Duas uncias in puncta mortalis est.
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July 23, 2003, 17:45
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Cake or Death works, it should fit in just fine over there.
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July 23, 2003, 19:00
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IT??!! You call her "It"?
Look, she's not a weirdo transvestite. If she lived in a cave in Central Park with 100s of shoes, she'd be a weirdo transvestite. Nonononono!!! You can tell she's an executive (Leader Head) transvestite!!
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The greatest delight for man is to inflict defeat on his enemies, to drive them before him, to see those dear to them with their faces bathed in tears, to bestride their horses, to crush in his arms their daughters and wives.
Duas uncias in puncta mortalis est.
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July 23, 2003, 19:19
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Hmmm, she does look like a squirel though
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July 23, 2003, 20:13
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Sounds like a your going a little heavy on the cake and not enough on the death to me.
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July 23, 2003, 20:15
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Its hard to go with death at the pace this turn is moving. If the goal is to make GS fat on cake while waiting, looks like you're succeeding
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July 23, 2003, 20:26
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Emperor
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Quick, who's got a grapefruit??!!
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The greatest delight for man is to inflict defeat on his enemies, to drive them before him, to see those dear to them with their faces bathed in tears, to bestride their horses, to crush in his arms their daughters and wives.
Duas uncias in puncta mortalis est.
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July 23, 2003, 21:15
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Apparently Roleplay is fattening up their Chickens for Christmas Dinner.
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July 23, 2003, 22:04
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Chickens.... what chickens.... oh, you mean those chickens... na. We like them fresh.
So, you know it has been a while when you realize that even GoW women are starting to look cute. Perhaps we can have another inquisition soon and chop off the head of a real looker, so that I can have some company here in the Ghost World? One of the soon to be ND slaves would do just fine.
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July 23, 2003, 22:15
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I thought I heard something? Just the wind.........
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