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Old July 19, 2003, 10:45   #31
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*opens bleary eye*

Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggrrrrrrffffffffffffffffffff

k, why is me head throbbbbing?

Ah, 4 martinis and 2 shots of jaegermeister... roight...

Hmmm, why am I naked?

Who is that?

Oh dear...



Thanks for the warm wishes guys. It will help steel me for tonight, when the worst comes to pass... the parental visit! *dramatic chords*
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Old July 19, 2003, 10:48   #32
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Old July 19, 2003, 10:50   #33
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You would sacrifice many virigins to look as young as I do at my age.

You whippersnappers already look older than me. Fogies.
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According to who? The 60-yr-olds who hit you up online?
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Old July 19, 2003, 10:55   #36
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Old July 19, 2003, 10:58   #38
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I'd still be on my knees were that the case...

(in front of the toilet)

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Old July 19, 2003, 11:02   #41
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Not sure the name...will have to ask him, hang on.

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Eric, apparently.
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Asian sex slaves don't tend to have names like Eric, honey
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Hey, don't forget it's Apocalypse's birthday too, people!
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Old July 19, 2003, 13:16   #47
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I'd still be on my knees were that the case...

(in front of the toilet)

Just about scared me to death with that one. (Thank God for paranthetical comments!)

Hope it was a great one. (Both the day and Eric's ...uh...erm...present? )
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Hope it was a great one. (Both the day and Eric's ...uh...erm...present? )
Who's Eric?






Oh! Right. He's long gone now.
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Hangover: any day you wake up on your knees and stuff is coming out instead of going in usually indicates that you had a lot of fun the previous night involving the opposite, but which you no longer remember.
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Hangover: any day you wake up on your knees and stuff is coming out instead of going in usually indicates that you had a lot of fun the previous night involving the opposite, but which you no longer remember.
Nah, I rarely puke, and if I do it's way before the hangover. I get it all out of my system before going to bed.
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Nice. Kind of like having a double espresso and an oat bran muffin before reading the Village Voice and dropping the kids off at the pool.

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