July 20, 2003, 10:14
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It's like any other AI. The best way of fooling it is repeated use of the one word "Why?".
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July 20, 2003, 10:17
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#62
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yeah, but it can hold a conversation complicated enough for a small child which is impressive for a computer program.
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July 20, 2003, 10:19
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Do you like gay sex?
Yes, but not with you.
Who do you like gay sex with?
Dr. Wallace.
Who is Dr. Wallace?
He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.
So you like gay sex with your creator?
Interesting deduction. But I like to gossip. I really like the party.
Is Dr. Wallace gay?
Signs point to yes. Ask John Lennon if it is.I'll tell Bot lover you said so.
Has he ever told you so?
That question has never crossed my mind before.
You don't seem to be very intelligent.
That assumption is only a supposition.
That was a tautology.
A tautology is a terrible thing to waste.
How so?
ED, I mean exactly what I said.
Why do you keep calling me ED?
I am just checking to see if you are still opau.
What is "opau". And my name is Bob.
Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.
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July 20, 2003, 20:36
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>What do you see?
ALICE: I see a computer nerd.
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July 20, 2003, 20:46
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hi ,
what are the specs for that "thing" , .....
have a nice day
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July 20, 2003, 20:49
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hi ,
uh-oh
Q , where are you
A , skynet
and now it comes , the not so funny part , ......
"you are all friends of mine" , ........
it catches fast , but not fast enough
have a nice day
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July 20, 2003, 20:49
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Me: What are your specs?
It:I'm not sure I can provide you with that kind of confidential information.
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July 20, 2003, 20:54
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hi ,
Q , tell me what kind of food you like
A , none
Q , hmmm , he still is thinking , ... 
have a nice day
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July 20, 2003, 21:43
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I think that it's from Maine - it both says Ayuh and knows how to use the term 'wicked' properly.
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July 20, 2003, 21:47
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anyone can use the word wicked properly, they just have to be of the right age group.
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July 20, 2003, 21:50
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And what age group does this program fall in?
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"get contacts, get a haircut, get better clothes, and lose some weight"
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July 20, 2003, 21:58
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[...]
Sava: You aren't making much sense right now.
CP: It all makes sense to my artificial mind.
Sava: Explain it to my natural mind.
CP: Good reasoning. "It" refers to a hairy pu55y I think.
Sava: I prefer shaved.
CP: I'm not sure if I like it. I love TV shows about robots. I like .
Sava: Do robots have pussies?
CP: No I don't have pussies . But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
...sigh...
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July 20, 2003, 21:58
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King
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3 years and younger. I dont know what I was thinking when I wrote that but that is not what I meant to say...or was it? 
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