Turncoat Traitor Americans Flee to Canada - Page 3

KrazyHorse · July 20, 2003, 04:35

It's the drink that my cousin was buying for me, so I drank irt.

KrazyHorse · July 20, 2003, 04:36

Which reminds me. Labbatt's os on strike. That's okay, but Rickard;s Red is hard to gwet now,

Ted Striker · July 20, 2003, 04:37

My thoughts exactly

KrazyHorse · July 20, 2003, 04:40

ZI;m going to bed. now. I'm dizzy.

Ted Striker · July 20, 2003, 04:42

if you see 3 beds lay down on the one in the middle

notyoueither · July 20, 2003, 06:43

DRoseDARs · July 20, 2003, 06:50

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Originally posted by Ted Striker
if you see 3 beds lay down on the one in the middle

Yay, sig material!

notyoueither · July 20, 2003, 06:51

Thread summary

*Yankee grumble that anyone would not think the US was the greatest nation on Earth.* Not important for our story. They will yap like that sometimes, move along. There is more to see.

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Originally posted by mrmitchell
This is a shame.

How the hell are they going to change America when they're living in Canada?

Wait for it. Winnipeg has a plan. Just ask Dan Rather.

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Originally posted by Zylka
Stay the f*ck out of my country and go progress to a cult worshipping the planet Oogphwar and the non-existence of work

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Originally posted by Zylka
I'm serious, we don't want communists here. We already have Aggy - he's actually fun and was let in via the COMMONWEALTH CONNECTION

Now please go protest success in your own country, or draw pictures of Marx in the snow with stolen coal dust or something

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Originally posted by vlad
Well as one of those americans that now lives in Canada all I can say is Canada is a killer place to live, but the taxes suck and so does immigration. BC is the place to be, and Vancouver Island is the most beautiful place I have ever been. Now if Canada could get rid of this french speaking bullshi# and get a leader that speaks understandable english, we might have quite the alternative to american living.

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Originally posted by KrazyHorse
Yiou can get a job with the national film board making crappy documentayires about the pain of being an american expat in Canada,. It would help if you moved to Winnipeqg, BZeucause that's funnier than Toronto.

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Originally posted by Dissident
I would never live in eastern Canada

I heard on the radio that Vancouver has a problem with homeless and druggies committing crimes. Is that true?

I wouldn't live there. I'd live in one of those in between provinces

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Originally posted by KrazyHorse
haty's where Winnped is. Is Manitoba.

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Originally posted by Zylka

Hello Dissident,

Vancouver is becoming a big city with big problems - including heroin, but that specific culture is relatively contained. It is still one of the most beautiful cities on earth.

Toronto is about as American as you can find up here in terms of layout, but that would be out east. You'd enjoy Calgary, which actually has a pro American attitude for the most part - and is probably the best kept city of a million (and over) on earth

I wish you luck,
-Doc

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Originally posted by KrazyHorse
Calgary sucks. Too amny stampedes.

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Originally posted by KrazyHorse
Comew to monterakl. If you only speak english and telly people youre american then things will be okay.,

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Originally posted by Ted Striker
damn you sound like TCO tonight

what are you drinking?

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Originally posted by KrazyHorse
Was drinking Jagwermeister. Now amt drinking Labatt Blue (which I hate, but which will do in a pinch)

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Originally posted by KrazyHorse
Which reminds me. Labbatt's os on strike. That's okay, but Rickard;s Red is hard to gwet now,

And that friends, is why it is more fun up here. We don't take ourselves so seriously, because there's not much to take seriously. Beer is serious though, so bring yer hockey sticks and be prepared to defend your bottle...

st_swithin · July 20, 2003, 07:03

Dude, the Flames still suck though.

notyoueither · July 20, 2003, 07:05

No sh!t. Oh, i mean

100-0

Nubclear · July 20, 2003, 07:27

If I had the money, I'd move to Canada!

If I had the money, I'd move to France. Anywhere to get outta this hellhole of a country.

D' Artagnan · July 20, 2003, 07:34

Where are you living Tassadar ?

Anyway, I'd be glad to welcome you in France

notyoueither · July 20, 2003, 07:37

Ah, the net rat rises.

Sava · July 20, 2003, 12:43

Zylka is reason enough NOT to go to Canada.

chequita guevara · July 20, 2003, 12:57

If Canada was south of the United States, i'd emigrate in a hot second. I can't stand winter, and even the month long coldness of January here in Jax is still a bit too extreme for me. It like it hot, real hot. So hot that you drink pepper sauce to cool off.

And while Vancouver doesn't get as cold as the rest of the country, it has the same problem for me as Seattle, too grey (and you can't swim in the water). I needs my sunshine!

As it is, 1 out of every 15 Canadians lives year round in Florida and 1 out of every five Canadians visits Florida every year.

KrazyHorse · July 20, 2003, 13:00

The newspapers in Quebec have one classified section devoted to "US Real Estate" and one devoted to "Florida Real Estate".

chequita guevara · July 20, 2003, 13:12

If those Canuks would just become citizens, we could racially shift the politics in this state.

Odin · July 20, 2003, 13:56

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Originally posted by chegitz guevara
If Canada was south of the United States, i'd emigrate in a hot second. I can't stand winter, and even the month long coldness of January here in Jax is still a bit too extreme for me. It like it hot, real hot. So hot that you drink pepper sauce to cool off.

Florida is too f*ucking hot in the summer. I like 60's and 70's. Florida isn't cold in January!

Come to Minnesota, you'll see what COLD really is, Che.

The only problem is that it is too cold for magnolias, palms, and Bald-Cypress.

DinoDoc · July 20, 2003, 14:06

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Originally posted by chegitz guevara
If Canada was south of the United States, i'd emigrate in a hot second.

Move to Oz.

Dis · July 20, 2003, 14:13

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Originally posted by Odin

Florida is too f*ucking hot in the summer. I like 60's and 70's. Florida isn't cold in January!

Come to Minnesota, you'll see what COLD really is, Che.

The only problem is that it is too cold for magnolias, palms, and Bald-Cypress.

It got into the 30's one time when I lived in florida.

That's cold enough for me.

Odin · July 20, 2003, 14:20

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Originally posted by Dissident

It got into the 30's one time when I lived in florida.

That's cold enough for me.

ONE time!

Around here the temp can go below 30F for 5 months of the year (our growing season is 120 days).

MrFun · July 20, 2003, 14:21

Canada is such an evil, misguided country -- with equal rights for citizens and all.

And they have this insane idea that if you're sick or injured you should be taken care of -- regardless of your economic class.

Sickening, isn't it?

KrazyHorse · July 20, 2003, 14:22

Plus we're letting the gays marry now.

Dis · July 20, 2003, 14:23

we have that here in the u.s. mrfun. They are called emergency rooms. perhaps you have heard of them.

KrazyHorse · July 20, 2003, 14:23

Or was that perhaps what you were referring to?

Sprayber · July 20, 2003, 14:23

Maybe poly should take up a collection so that all the people who just can't stand this country can move. It would be worth it to stop their constant whining about things. If I had as many objections about a place as some of you do, I would just move regardless of the cost and the temperture. If such small things keep you from moving then your objections to your current place of residence must not be so bad.

Shut up or put is what I say.

MrFun · July 20, 2003, 14:24

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Originally posted by Sprayber
Maybe poly should take up a collection so that all the people who just can't stand this country can move. It would be worth it to stop their constant whining about things. If I had as many objections about a place as some of you do, I would just move regardless of the cost and the temperture. If such small things keep you from moving then your objections to your current place of residence must not be so bad.

Shut up or put is what I say.

Yeah -- at a snap of my fingers, I can adjust to another country's culture instantly?

There is also this thing called freedom of speech in the United States -- you might recall that, perhaps?

MrFun · July 20, 2003, 14:25

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Originally posted by Dissident
we have that here in the u.s. mrfun. They are called emergency rooms. perhaps you have heard of them.

And then after the emergency care, they get this nice, huge bill that lower class people go bankrupt over, paying for?

Dis · July 20, 2003, 14:26

you don't think all the illegal immigrants or poor people actually pay for their bills do you.

that is how illegal immigrants get care in the U.S. They go to emergencey rooms and don't pay the bill.

yes universal health care would be better. But we can't seem to make that work.

MrFun · July 20, 2003, 14:28

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Originally posted by Dissident
you don't think all the illegal immigrants or poor people actually pay for their bills do you.

that is how illegal immigrants get care in the U.S. They go to emergencey rooms and don't pay the bill.

yes universal health care would be better. But we can't seem to make that work.

I'm sure if politicians would think beyond their usual tunnel vision, they could think of some system that could work.