IWS Eleven Results

loinburger · July 23, 2003, 22:59

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1. Who's the best character from the sitcom Full House?
(Note: Did not count for points)

NA		7

Joey		4

Olsen Twins	4

Zykla		4

Danny Tanner	3

Kimmy Gibler	2

barmaid		1

Fez 		1

Lou Pinciatti	1

Uncle Jesse	1

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2. Who's the ugliest person alive?

Zykla			7

Michael Jackson		4

George W. Bush		3

Ming			3

Margerat Thatcher	2

Ann Coulter 		1

Avril Lavigne		1

Banana 			1

Barbra Streisand	1

Buck Birdseed		1

Fez			1

Günter Verheugen	1

Janet Reno 		1

Kassiopeia		1

kristopherj		1

Linda Tripp		1

Me!			1

Pat Robertson		1

Rex Murphy		1

ron jeremy.		1

some finn 
(a politician)		1

Steve Tyler		1

Wiglaf			1

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3. Which war will be the most popular answer to this question?

WW2			18

Gulf War II		10

Crimean			1

Shadow War 		1

Slowwhand's war 
against non-crackers 	1

Star Wars		1

The Great 
Banana Crusades 	1

Vietnam			1

War of the Worlds	1

Ww3			1

Zylka			1

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4. Trousers or Pantaloons?

Pantaloons		18

Trousers		16

Freeballin'		2

full-body-condoms 	1

loinburger · July 23, 2003, 23:00

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5. Fill in the blank: "I'd buy __________ for a dollar!"

That			9

Zylka			6

Apolyton		2

BANANAS			2

crap			2

Sex			2

2 dollars		1

a horse			1

a whore			1

Beer			1

Canada			1

Civ IV			1

Coffee			1

Diamonds		1

George W. Bush		1

Slowwhand's sister 	1

the world		1

Trousers		1

Wutang			1

your mother (as 
spoken by sean connery)	1

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6. Who from Poly would you most want to meet in real life?

Zylka		12

MtG		4

Ming		3

nobody		3

Blackwidow	2

Asher		1

Devilmunchkin	1

EVC		1

Laz		1

myself 		1

NYE		1

OFITG		1

Sava		1

Skanky Burns	1

Sloww		1

Stefu		1

the Great 
Banana 		1

Vel		1

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7. Did you cry when they shot Bambi's mom?

No			24

Yes			6

Disney sucks bananas	1

maybe			1

not seen		1

Only until we 
grilled her up.		1

She died?		1

They shot Bambi's mom?	1

Aarrgh! Use spoiler 
tags! You're ruined 
it for me!		1

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8. Whose dying words were, "The rest is silence..."?

Hamlet			9

Zylka			9

EvC			2

Napoleon		2

Albert Einstein		1

Bananacan Empire
leader Banan the Sixth 	1

Bob Dole		1

Boromir			1

george plimpton		1

Harpo Marx		1

Harry Houdini		1

Joe's.... joe mommas! 	1

loinburger		1

Lou Pinciatti		1

Lucille Ball		1

Mei Lang		1

Simon and Garfunkel 	1

The bastard who 
took my lighter.	1

who cares		1

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9. Is Wutang truly for the children?

Yes			27

No			4

Banana			2

Depends on the old man	1

Not my children anyway	1

wtf			1

Wutang			1

loinburger · July 23, 2003, 23:01

Code:

Immortal Wombat		121
Method			115
MikeH			115
Skanky Burns		113
Azazel			112
Kassiopeia		111
Imran Siddiqui		110
Shi Huangdi		106
Agathon			106
JohnT			105
Kirnwaffen		103
MrWhereItsAt		101
KrazyHorse		100
St Leo			96
Eli			95
Jaguar Warrior		94
badams52		91
monolith94		89
FrustratedPoet		84
Q Cubed			84
DRoseDARs		82
Lonestar		80
DinoDoc			76
:) Smiley		75
Cruddy			72
Frozzy			67
skywalker		65
Stefu			61
Tuberski		59
Jon Miller		56
Uncle Sparky		54
alva			51
Atahualpa		50
Fergus Horkan		48
Wernazuma III		46
st_swithin		37
Sava			34
mrmitchell		11

And the winner is: Immortal Wombat. Close round at the top, mrmitchell wins the booby prize by a mile.

mrmitchell · July 23, 2003, 23:02

get on with the scores! hopefully no one scored below 8

YES! YES! YES! 34-11! IN YOUR FACE, SAVA!

Kuciwalker · July 23, 2003, 23:02

So who won?

loinburger · July 23, 2003, 23:02

Christ you people are impatient. They've got flood control on, y'know.

mrmitchell · July 23, 2003, 23:05

Oh, sorry. I was just anxious to make sure that I had lost by a wide margin.

Tuberski · July 23, 2003, 23:05

I think the "spoiler tag" answer for Bambi should win automatically!!!!

ACK!

Imran Siddiqui · July 23, 2003, 23:06

Woooot! 7th place

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mrmitchell · July 23, 2003, 23:09

I think "She Died?" and "They shot Bambis mom?" should be combined.

(But, yes, "spoiler tag" is the funniest answer this round)

loinburger · July 23, 2003, 23:10

Nope, they're different questions. The former implies that the person knew that Bambi's mother had been shot, but not that she died.

Similarly, "a whore" and "sex" are different answers. The former means that you want to be a pimp, the latter a john.

Imran Siddiqui · July 23, 2003, 23:10

Yes, subtle distinctions make all the difference in I'm With Stupid

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Kuciwalker · July 23, 2003, 23:15

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Originally posted by mrmitchell
I think "She Died?" and "They shot Bambis mom?" should be combined.

(But, yes, "spoiler tag" is the funniest answer this round)

I just hope it's not true.

Kassiopeia · July 23, 2003, 23:20

Yes! Sixth! Now that's more like it.

IW has now won thrice

mrmitchell · July 23, 2003, 23:22

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mrmitchell wins the booby prize by a mile.

Does that mean I get to see boobies?

loinburger · July 23, 2003, 23:33

Well, it's official: Zylka has inched out Hamlet as the number one answer to question 8, due to a last-minute submission.

mrmitchell · July 23, 2003, 23:35

So the scores have to be rejiggered don't they?

Well, it's a good thing I'm still at last place. phew.

Tuberski · July 23, 2003, 23:35

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Originally posted by loinburger
Well, it's official: Zylka has inched out Hamlet as the number one answer to question 8, due to a last-minute submission.

How can you have a lsat minute submission after the scores have been totalled?

Even Florida didn't screw it up THAT badly.....

ACK!

loinburger · July 23, 2003, 23:36

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Originally posted by mrmitchell
So the scores have to be rejiggered don't they?

No. I've added one more grand total to the list, but did not change the scores for any of the individual answers. It's done. I'm only making that change because I closed the polls early.

Tuberski · July 23, 2003, 23:40

Figures that the malcontent that was late, was the guy that started "I'm with Stupid" in the first place.

ACK!

Skanky Burns · July 23, 2003, 23:42

Wutang! 4th place, my personal best so far!

Kassiopeia · July 23, 2003, 23:45

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2. Who's the ugliest person alive?

Kassiopeia 1

Oi! Someone out there is really begging for me to post another pic of myself.

loinburger · July 23, 2003, 23:47

Has Zylka even posted a picture of himself, or are people just getting incredibly lazy with their answers?

mrmitchell · July 24, 2003, 02:05

Well, the number of Zylka answers, I think, has either fallen or remained the same from the last round. Which means that people are getting lazier, because there was a nice number of Banana answers too that wasn't detracted from because of the Zylkas.

But maybe they knew that "Zylka" was the ticket to getting at least more than one point per question.

Skanky Burns · July 24, 2003, 03:36

People know that a Zylka answer will be used by others. But it sucks, because it is becoming an "I'm with Zylka" competition. Nothing against the guy, but a boring competition is rather... boring.

FrustratedPoet · July 24, 2003, 05:53

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I think the "spoiler tag" answer for Bambi should win automatically!!!!

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(But, yes, "spoiler tag" is the funniest answer this round)

I aim to please.

FrustratedPoet · July 24, 2003, 05:54

And I think we should perhaps introduce some anti-Zylka legislation into the rules for the next game. At this rate the game will die in a round or two from boredom and predictability.

Maybe cut all the scores for answering "Zylka" in half? At least for questions that don't call for an answer that is a Poly poster.

MikeH · July 24, 2003, 06:14

3rd, 8th and joint second so far. I rule at this game. Well... not enough to actually win a round but.

As for Zykla legislation, at least it gives us something to answer for questions that we have no idea about like that sit-com one.

FrustratedPoet · July 24, 2003, 06:17

I also think that, since people seem to have so much trouble with it, that "Zylka" and "Zykla" should be counted as two seperate answers.

MikeH · July 24, 2003, 07:11

True.