July 25, 2003, 01:28
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I imagine he'd have to spring for dinner and a movie before he can anwser that one. 
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July 25, 2003, 01:32
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Now look, could everyone please settle down? Its obvious that these 2 star crossed noobs have been making eyes at each other across the cubicles for some time and are so besotted with each other that they've become completely tongue tied when together.
This is not your casual fling with the office slapper.
Could be love boys.
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July 25, 2003, 01:35
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It could be his worst nightmare 3 weeks down the road when his irrate ex plays stupid highschool rumor games at his work.
ust something to think about.
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July 25, 2003, 01:39
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Walk up to her and say "Let's ****." She'll be so impressed with your astounding confidence that she will elope with you to a remote Austrian villa and you will spend the rest of your days in glorious ****...uh, love too.
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July 25, 2003, 01:41
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Must be hell in the elevator or around the photocopy machine.
*why doesn't he ever ask me out?*
*I'm sure she'd say no*
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July 25, 2003, 02:50
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Well U are gonna have to decide:
Am I A wish I would of type of guy
Or I wish I wouldnt of
Just ask her out whats the worst that can happen She says No
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July 25, 2003, 03:51
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Laz and the Gimp is the expert on these office romance matters - He's helped many young hopefuls. I hope he sees this thread.
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July 25, 2003, 05:09
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Clearly you should ask her out. Make sure she knows that you might be moving to Montreal fairly early in the proceedings, though. Better to do it before the sex than after ... and certainly not during.
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July 25, 2003, 07:00
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Oh for christ's sake ask the girl out.
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That's all i needed.
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July 25, 2003, 08:07
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Good luck!  
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July 25, 2003, 10:07
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If you had to marry with everyone you date people would be very careful about who they date.
What I mean is: What is bad about asking someone to go out, maybe have a supper, some cinema or wathever? Ask her to go out as friends and if there is feeling between you things will go on. Don't try to do everything as soon as posible "because you are moving to another city" or you will spoil it.
Hope it helped.
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July 25, 2003, 10:15
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Of course! Worst thing she can say is no... a small price to pay.
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Worst thing she can say is
'I forgot to take the pill'
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July 25, 2003, 10:19
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July 25, 2003, 11:22
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Her name is Irene! Do you know what I'd do to date somebody named Irene??? Ask her out!
Lucky bastard
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July 25, 2003, 11:26
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Irene? People still get called that these days..? 
Go for it. Main problem with these type of things is being always prepared to strike, since you never know when the opportunity will arise. I should know...
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July 25, 2003, 11:47
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Irene, good night
Irene, good night.
Good night, Irene
Good night Irene,
I'll see you in my dreams.
Go for it buddy.
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July 25, 2003, 12:14
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Wasn't an Irene in Accounting the subject of a Dilbert comic where the guys just spent all day daydreaming about her?
(Yes, you lucky bastard, go get her! You don't just let an Irene pass by!)
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July 25, 2003, 12:16
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Done!
Jeez. I'd forgotten how nervous i could get asking a girl out...
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July 25, 2003, 12:17
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Did she say yes?
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July 25, 2003, 12:25
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Done!
Jeez. I'd forgotten how nervous i could get asking a girl out...
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Always a good sign. If you ain't nervous, it ain't worth it.
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July 25, 2003, 12:27
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Of course she did! I think she was relieved that i finally had the courage to do it!
Anyways. 
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July 25, 2003, 12:30
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July 25, 2003, 12:35
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July 25, 2003, 12:36
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I'm off to listen to Goodnight Irene, at least I can be happy for you
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July 25, 2003, 12:36
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And, we want pictures. PG-rate, of course.
(or whatever is the cleanest rating).
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July 25, 2003, 12:41
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Did you check if she had an Adam's Apple first?
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July 25, 2003, 12:58
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I have to admit that's not what i've been checking out.
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July 25, 2003, 14:34
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Did you check if she had an Adam's Apple first?
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He lives in Canada not Thailand.
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July 25, 2003, 14:38
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Good work. Now all you have to do is keep on her good side. Office breakups are one of the bigger ****ups to have.
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July 26, 2003, 00:43
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Did you check if she had an Adam's Apple first?
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The size of the hands and feet are a more reliable guide....but anyway........
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