When I grow up I want to be...

Space05us · July 30, 2003, 03:17

Help me finish the sentence!

My choices so far...

Doctor
Psychologist/Psychiatrist
Biologist
Businessman
Bum
Teacher
GI Joe the American Hero

Im soo lost

Space05us · July 30, 2003, 03:19

oh and then there are colleges to choose from

Drake Tungsten · July 30, 2003, 03:19

Bum. It's best to have achievable goals.

Jon Miller · July 30, 2003, 03:30

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Originally posted by Space05us
Help me finish the sentence!

My choices so far...

Doctor
Psychologist/Psychiatrist
Biologist
Businessman
Bum
Teacher
GI Joe the American Hero

Im soo lost

of those I like Bum and Biologist best

my interests were
Engineer, Mathematician, Physicist, Bum (Engineer went out in highschool)

Jon Miller

Eli · July 30, 2003, 03:50

Superman!

st_swithin · July 30, 2003, 03:54

Or as Drew Barrymore so eloquently put it, anything but NOTHING.

I'm not sure I would have understood the profundity of that statement two days ago, but yesterday it hit me like a speeding Escalade.

Space05us · July 30, 2003, 04:00

Im sure if I were a dying child in a third world nation I would be getting more serious answers, but I guess because Im just a white rich kid I dont deserve them, eh?

Who knows maybe you guys really want more unproductive members in society so the communists can take over

Jon Miller · July 30, 2003, 04:01

I gave you an honest reponse

Jon Miller

Jon Miller · July 30, 2003, 04:03

to be honest, you would know a lot more about you than us

or at least I would think so

if you think I know you better than you know yourself on this matter

than you are in serious trouble, or at least shouldn't bother with planning that far ahead

Jon Miller

st_swithin · July 30, 2003, 04:04

COMMIES!!! Commies are far better than trolls, I think.

Pekka · July 30, 2003, 04:12

the future husband of Britney
software engineer
hugh hefner
fighter pilot

st_swithin · July 30, 2003, 04:14

HONEST INJUN ANSWER:

The next Dominick Dunne.

Kramerman · July 30, 2003, 04:17

I aspire to be either an astronaut, or a porn star... both are very hard to acheive dreams.... someday... *tear*... someday

....perhaps i could mix the two?

oh yeah, this is about you. Be an archaeologist

Kramerman · July 30, 2003, 04:18

a storm chaser would be cool

or interior decorator... fung shwe (sp?) is in high demand now

Pekka · July 30, 2003, 04:19

Or I want to be big and fat and sweaty, but have a catch that makes all women want to sleep with me. Like Ron Jeremy. That would be cool..

st_swithin · July 30, 2003, 06:01

Ew.

I used to want to be big and fat and sweaty so I could 'fit in' to the video game industry standards of what is commonly perceived as intelligence.

Now I'm so fvckin' happy that I'm not any of those things. And I have an enormous johnson, which Nihilists are not threatening to remove.

FrustratedPoet · July 30, 2003, 06:14

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Originally posted by st_swithin
And I have an enormous johnson, which Nihilists are not threatening to remove.

Keeping the marmots out of your bathtub is another important step.

And get a rug that really ties the room together, that's also crucial to happiness.

MikeH · July 30, 2003, 06:15

When I grow up I want to be a child again.

st_swithin · July 30, 2003, 06:18

I have no trouble with marmots, it's the black-feeted ferrets that cause all the trouble.

People keep peeing on my rug. I have no idea why. They seem to be looking for someone who has the same name as I do, but I have no idea who they are.

Sikander · July 30, 2003, 06:45

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Originally posted by Pekka
Or I want to be big and fat and sweaty, but have a catch that makes all women want to sleep with me. Like Ron Jeremy. That would be cool..

Dude, you have to see the movie "The Tao of Steve". All will be revealed.

Sikander · July 30, 2003, 06:46

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Originally posted by st_swithin
Ew.

I used to want to be big and fat and sweaty so I could 'fit in' to the video game industry standards of what is commonly perceived as intelligence.

Now I'm so fvckin' happy that I'm not any of those things. And I have an enormous johnson, which Nihilists are not threatening to remove.

I had an enormous Johnson once, or at least I think I did. I was pretty drunk at the time.

Sikander · July 30, 2003, 06:47

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Originally posted by st_swithin
I have no trouble with marmots, it's the black-feeted ferrets that cause all the trouble.

People keep peeing on my rug. I have no idea why. They seem to be looking for someone who has the same name as I do, but I have no idea who they are.

You'd better find that person and make them get you a new rug.

Pekka · July 30, 2003, 06:49

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Originally posted by Sikander

Dude, you have to see the movie "The Tao of Steve". All will be revealed.

No I haven't.. what's it about?

Drake Tungsten · July 30, 2003, 06:50

Quote:

Dude, you have to see the movie "The Tao of Steve". All will be revealed.

We pursue that which retreats from us.

FrustratedPoet · July 30, 2003, 06:51

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Originally posted by Sikander

You'd better find that person and make them get you a new rug.

Exactly. This aggression will not stand, man.

Skanky Burns · July 30, 2003, 06:51

I don't know what I want to be. Which is rather sad, considering I have alread got a degree.

Drake Tungsten · July 30, 2003, 06:54

You should work for a demolition company, Skanky. You're good at breaking things.

Skanky Burns · July 30, 2003, 07:07

I'm only good at pretending to break things.
I would make a good scapegoat I guess, but that isn't really a great career decision.

st_swithin · July 30, 2003, 07:20

Eh, it wasn't THAT nice a rug.

Stupid Nihilists.

I'll sick the weasels on 'em! That'll learn 'em!

Sikander · July 30, 2003, 07:21

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Originally posted by Pekka

No I haven't.. what's it about?

It's about a hairy fat guy who is really good at seducing women.