August 18, 2003, 05:23
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King
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The Church of The Winged Monkey Prophet
The Church of The Winged Monkey Prophet is here to save YOU from roasting in hell for an eternity.
Join our cult to please the gods and socialize over a bana split. All the nations of PTWDG2 shall live in fear enslaved under the sinister dreadlord monkey god... *UHM*... i mean our loving and peaceful god of nature who has love for you all.
STEP FORWARD ACOLYTES AND JOIN THE CULT OF LOVE!
This cult is offered to you as a means of self improvement and has no political agendas whatsoever. (except world domination) Non monkeys are welcome.
THE CIRCLES:
Prophets of Ultimate Wisdom: statusperfect
The Grand Dragon Order: -
The Circle of The Silver Helm: -
Druids: -
Grand Masters: -
Masters: -
The Circle of Heavenly Knights: -
The Circle of Knights: Nuclear Master
Circle of Secrets: Hot_Enamel, Konquest02, Beta
Initiates of the Holy Light: Master Zen
DOOMED ANTAGONISTS: bongo, Darekill, OPD
Last edited by statusperfect; September 4, 2003 at 02:35.
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August 18, 2003, 05:26
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Deity
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As long as the oh great Winged Monkey Prophet espouses the love of beautiful women, count me in 
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August 18, 2003, 05:29
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King
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Ahhh... my first acolyte.
Soon you will be taken to the first circle of knowledge.
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August 18, 2003, 16:14
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Emperor
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Your religion is foolish and scorn-worthy. Your Banana Splits, however, are of great interest to us...
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August 18, 2003, 17:44
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Emperor
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Location: As cuddly as a cactus, as charming as an eel.
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There is Roasting in hell?
mmm...can't wait to try some o that!
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August 18, 2003, 17:52
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King
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Don't you want to initiate and see what heavenly wisdoms are revealed as you advance through in the different circles? 
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August 18, 2003, 18:01
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King
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Is that avatar one of the flying monkeys from the Wizard of Oz?
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"The dogmas of the quiet past are inadequate to the stormy present. The occasion is piled high with difficulty, and we must rise with the occasion. As our case is new, so we must think anew and act anew. We must disenthrall ourselves, and then we shall save our country." -- Abraham Lincoln
"Generations to come will scarce believe that such a one as this ever, in flesh and blood, walked upon this earth." -- Albert Einstein, in regards to Mohandis Gandhi
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August 19, 2003, 16:05
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King
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Originally posted by ruby_maser
Is that avatar one of the flying monkeys from the Wizard of Oz?
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No, it is your doom.
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August 21, 2003, 00:41
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Emperor
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I'll join  I like spreading Sunshine to everyone 
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August 21, 2003, 06:28
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King
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Originally posted by Nuclear Master
I'll join I like spreading Sunshine to everyone
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I've PM:ed you your first meditation assignment. 
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August 21, 2003, 07:45
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King
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I declare a Jihad on this lousy religion
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August 21, 2003, 08:14
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Emperor
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A question to the prophet of blahblahwhatever....
Does a monkey have feathers on its wings?
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Don't eat the yellow snow.
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August 21, 2003, 09:11
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King
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Originally posted by OPD
I declare a Jihad on this lousy religion
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That will be you doom.
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August 21, 2003, 09:12
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King
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Originally posted by bongo
A question to the prophet of blahblahwhatever....
Does a monkey have feathers on its wings?
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Asking foolish questions will be your doom.
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August 21, 2003, 20:10
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Prince
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/me makes the noise of a monkey meditating day and night on his first assignement.
It's not pretty, be assured of that...
EEEIII!!!!
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August 21, 2003, 21:23
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Emperor
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I completed my meditation But now I'm hungry. I am going to go eat some sun.
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August 21, 2003, 23:41
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I too have spent the evening meditating in the jungle...
I understand.
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August 22, 2003, 01:37
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Prince
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Chop those Trees!
Chop those Trees!
Chop those Trees!
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August 22, 2003, 02:55
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King
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Originally posted by Darekill
Chop those Trees!
Chop those Trees!
Chop those Trees!
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That will be you doom.
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August 22, 2003, 03:01
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King
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Hot_Enamel, Konquest02 and Nuclear Master made it to the circle of secrets.
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August 22, 2003, 03:09
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Emperor
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Does winged monkey taste like chicken?
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Don't eat the yellow snow.
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August 22, 2003, 03:25
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Deity
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The real question is "Does chicken taste like winged monkey?"
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August 22, 2003, 03:28
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Emperor
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That depends on wether you tasted chicken or winged monkey first 
But, what came first. The winged monkey or the egg?
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Don't eat the yellow snow.
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August 22, 2003, 04:40
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King
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Mocking the cult will be you doom.
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August 22, 2003, 04:49
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Emperor
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What does winged monkey eggs look like and would they taste good in an omelette?
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Don't eat the yellow snow.
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August 22, 2003, 04:49
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Prince
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Having founded that cult may be some monkeys doom
The important question about the taste of a winged Monkey is the weight of it. Is it heavier than a pigeon or not?
If it is, it certainly can't fly. Then it should taste like a chiken because they can't fly too.
Size has nothing to do with weight as you can see we all know that Witches can fly and are thus as light as pigeons are.
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August 22, 2003, 04:52
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King
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Second assignments are sent, but poly was laggy so you might not have gotten them. That will be polys doom.
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August 22, 2003, 04:54
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King
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Originally posted by bongo
What does winged monkey eggs look like and would they taste good in an omelette?
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All those secrets are revealed if you join the cult.
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August 22, 2003, 04:59
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Emperor
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Enlisting two prominent members of MaST as 'DOOMED ANTAGONISTS' will be the cults doom. We(MaST) have been eagerly awaiting someone who will be the target of our 'open jihad' policy.
When we find you: Beware. We will start an world-wide jihad against you and when we win, we will celebrate by having a large party, in the sun, lots of women, 7 dishes of monkey meat, wear womens clothing and round it off with a 'silly-walk' contest.
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Don't eat the yellow snow.
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August 22, 2003, 05:02
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King
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Originally posted by bongo
Enlisting two prominent members of MaST as 'DOOMED ANTAGONISTS' will be the cults doom. We(MaST) have been eagerly awaiting someone who will be the target of our 'open jihad' policy.
When we find you: Beware. We will start an world-wide jihad against you and when we win, we will celebrate by having a large party, in the sun, lots of women, 7 dishes of monkey meat, wear womens clothing and round it off with a 'silly-walk' contest.
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That will be your doom.
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