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Iws Answer
IWS ANSWERS
1. [gloating jerk]I have won the I'm with Stupid competition 3 times now. Why I am so good at this?[/gloating jerk]
I have no Life - 2
Ballet Stuffing with DLs
The Very Stupid One
The Great Banana deems it so
Wombat and I are part of the few that actually try to win
Luck - 2
I am a jerk - 2
My Elite Forum Hacking Skills - 2
I have no imagination
I have a unique ability to conform
I’m a nerd
I’m with stupid - 2
I’m the stupidest
I’m an opportunist
The rest of us aren’t trying
I’m Stupid - 5
Secret Zylka sexual magnetism powers.
Immortal Wombat
Alva is shallow
I am MarkG
I’m an evil cheater.
Dude, it's the I'm with stupid competition. There can be only one answer...
I gave sexual favors to the organizers
Martin Guhmann is with Stupid
I’m a charismatic Catholic with the gift of prophecy.
Zylka
Shi Huangdi
Bastard
2. Who is your favorite Apolytoner from Texas?
Tiamat
Zylka
No real Texan would post on Poly
Sava - 2
Slowwhand - 21
David Floyd
None - 3
devilmunchkin
Slowwhand’s partner
Banana’s sister
Apoc
Lonestar
Lefty
George W. Bush
3. Pick your favorite:
A) Lager(American style Beer)
B) Ale
C) Wine
D) Gin
E) Whisky
F) Mixed Drinks
G) DRINKING ALCOHOL IS A SIN!!!!!!!
Ale -6
Lager - 10
Wine - 3
Mixed Drinks- 4
Whiskey - 2
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DRINKING ALCOHOL IS A SIN!- 8
Everclear
Q
Pure Ethanol
4. What is your favorite City?
Aberyswyth
Boston
Liverpool
A bolivian unicyclist's jock strap
Bath
New York - 9
Chicago
Kabul
I hate Cities
Rome
Coontbag, MD
Los Angeles - 2
What is your favorite City?
Mysterious City of Gold
Zylka
Paris
Victoria, BC
Zylkapolis
Sacramento
Orlando
Omelas
Atahualpatown
Banana City
Vancouver
New York
Chicago
Las Vegas
Sin City
5. King Louis XIV
Some French Guy
to bishop - knight 7
King Louis XV
Life with Louie
King of Swingers
The Sun King - 5
Zylka - 4
Sucks because he is French
What was the Question?
is a fat slob
fart in his general direction
King Louise CIV
Dead French King
Sick
King of France
False
Tale of 2 cities
Leo DiCaprio
Richelieu
King Louis XIV- 3
Banana
French
yes? - 2
dead
Owns Yankee Arse
Bad Hygiene
Marie Antionnete
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August 19, 2003, 13:53
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6) Pick two apolytoners who you would like to see married to each other.
Tiamat and Self Biased -2
Asher and Zylka - 2
MtG and LTEC -3
Dissident and St.Swithin
Sava and Fez - 2
Agathon and Asher - 3
Ming and MtG
David Floyd and Fez
Zylka and Che
Fez and I
Banana and Strawberry
Ming and Rah
PH33R HIM!11! H3 ROXORZ!!11!1!
Fez and Redjon
Fez and Zylka
Bodds and Red Jon
Richelieu and Mr.Mitchell
Ming and MarkG
Alinestra and Fez
Boris and Banana
Fez and EVC
Starchild and Ming
Zylka and Zylka
MarkG and DanQ
Boris and obiwan
Mr.Fun and Slowwhand
Ming and EVC
Asher and Fez
Boris and slow
7. What will France be like 50 years from now?
Surrendered - 2
“Freedomland”
More arrogant, fewer people
Overrun by Elf Clones
Same as it is now -4
Nuked/radioactive - 7
Even more French
A colony of Poland
Smoldering Ash
Barren Wasteland
Smelly and more isolationist
Dead
French will have moved to Finland
Still Arrogant
Won’t exist - 4
The US
Most Glorious nation on the Planet?
Under German Occupation
Under Atahualpa’s rule
France?
A banana republic
Moslem
FINNISH!
8. Which poster claiming to be gay do you think is really straight?
Fez - 10
Asher - 4
tinyp3nis
None - 3
Zylka - 4
I hate George W. Bush
Mr.Fun - 4
DanQ
Mrs. Fun
Paul Hanson
Frustrated Poet 
EVC
Starchild
Red Jon
Boris
These have been the answers, scores forthcoming.
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August 19, 2003, 15:04
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I missed this
but what are the scores
and why cabn't I ever win, or at least be ii the top 2/3rds
Jon Miller
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August 19, 2003, 15:09
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 @ Frustrated Poet
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August 19, 2003, 15:18
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Originally posted by Shi Huangdi
6) Pick two apolytoners who you would like to see married to each other.
Mr.Fun and Slowwhand
8. Which poster claiming to be gay do you think is really straight?
I hate George W. Bush
Mr.Fun - 4
Mrs. Fun
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Me and Slowwhand . . .??
Oh and if I pulled down my underwear in front of you, you would not be calling me Mrs. Fun.
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August 19, 2003, 15:23
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Hey, looks like I did pretty well for the first IWS I tried to score well in. Only tripped up in 5, 6, & 7, which were all low scoring anyways. 
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August 19, 2003, 15:44
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Oh, I get it now. This round of IWS answers is a score it yourself system. 
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August 19, 2003, 15:45
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No, the scores will be forthcoming later on today.
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August 19, 2003, 15:51
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what is this?
Where's the link to the original thread?
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Barack Obama- the antichrist
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August 19, 2003, 16:00
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August 19, 2003, 20:30
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tabulating final scores.
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August 19, 2003, 21:04
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Had I not answered Sava, I know I would've won the booby prize...oh, woe is me 
(I'm getting 8 pts or something... *cries* )
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August 19, 2003, 21:10
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Correction: Two, not one people voted for France being German in 50 years, both of these people will have the correct score when posted. Two also answered Starchild for #8, there scores are corrected as well.
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August 19, 2003, 21:22
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And, done. Apologize for any inaccuracies, you guys did so bad on some questions it was a doozy going over so many individual answers.
Sava - 8
Smiley - 11
mrmitchell - 11
Paul Hanson - 11
Straybow - 12
Ramo - 13
Jon Miller - 14
Cerebrus - 18
monolith - 18
Martin Guhmann - 19
ADG - 19
Kirnwaffen - 20
Alva - 24
Richelieu -25
Vlad - 27
Monk - 32
St.Leo -32
Atahualpa - 33
Tuberski - 34
donegal - 36
obiwan - 40
Sirotnikov - 41
QCubed - 41
JohnT- 41
FrustratedPoet- 42
Giant Squid - 43
Method - 45
Kassiopea - 47
Plato - 48
JaguarWarrior- 50
Imran Siddiqui - 50
Wernazuma - 51
Skanky Burns - 52
dejon -55
Immortal Wombat - 58
Drouge - 60
Stefu - 65
Gangerolf - 65
Finally, it's over. Congrats to Stefu and Gangerolf.
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August 19, 2003, 21:24
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Damn, I wasn't even close to being the big loser.
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August 19, 2003, 21:24
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Damn, that "MtG - LTEC" and "Sava" answer done did me in, goshdarnit. I'll have to work harder next time. (My answers sucked, too. Really.)
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August 19, 2003, 21:26
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I have a feeling that I won't do too well with this one.
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August 19, 2003, 21:27
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Sweet - 5th place - not bad at all. (for first time trying)
How does that make some of you who have been playing all along feel?
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August 19, 2003, 21:27
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I have a feeling that I won't do too well with this one.
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Then let me do it 
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August 19, 2003, 21:30
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Err, I meant my answers didn't look like they would give me a high place. This was posted by me before I saw the scores. Regardless, if I ever actually won this thing I would want to run it myself.
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August 19, 2003, 21:39
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Why do I have no points?
ACK!
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August 19, 2003, 21:46
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Don't be too hard on yourself - you sometimes stumble across a point during your ramblings.
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August 19, 2003, 22:12
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damn
why do I do so badly?
I always try
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August 20, 2003, 01:54
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i blame Lemmy 
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August 20, 2003, 05:46
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Originally posted by Shi Huangdi
8. Which poster claiming to be gay do you think is really straight?
Frustrated Poet
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WTF???
Anyway, I thought I was a poster who pretends to be straight but is actually gay - not the other way around.
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August 20, 2003, 06:14
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 Wooohoo I'm the best! You all suck!! Erhm, well except Stefu I guess
Anyway, I wouldn't mind hosting the next round. But Stefu, if you're really dying for the job then feel free to do it. Or we could do it together; I come up with the questions and you calculate the scores?
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August 20, 2003, 06:36
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Nice teamwork Gangerolf
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August 20, 2003, 06:51
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I OBJECT!
 What happened to my answers and score?
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August 20, 2003, 07:10
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Hm. I could host the next round. I could do it with Gange, though my suggestion is that I do the questions and Gange calculates the scores
Or we could do it so that both of us have, say, 4 questions, and when the score-calculating time comes, I tabulate the answers and Gange counts the final scores.
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August 20, 2003, 08:34
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"Or we could do it so that both of us have, say, 4 questions, and when the score-calculating time comes, I tabulate the answers and Gange counts the final scores."
Fine. If I understand correctly I'll come up with 4 questions, PM them to you and then you'll make a new IWS thread whenever you're ready? And when the answers are in you tabulate them and send the table(?) to me and I count the scores? OK
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