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Old August 24, 2003, 01:25   #1
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Disclaimers that should appear on your posts
While arguing with Asher in another thread, the thought occured to me that he should have a legal disclaimer on every post he makes saying... well, you can think of your own for Asher.

Anyway, what would your legal disclaimer be? And what should other Apolytoners disclaimers be (BE relatively NICE!!!)?

A few for me (warning, some may suck):

Warning: This post is an out of the blue non-sequitor from a poster who won't visit this thread again.

Warning: Failure to comment on the cuteness of this posters baby girl will result in a lowering of your Q rating.

Warning: This post contains commentary that is commonly ignored.

For Apolytoners

MTG - Warning: If you dare argue I will pummel you with 4 times the wording of this post. This increase will happen for 3 times, after which I ban you without saying a word.

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Old August 24, 2003, 01:29   #2
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Old August 24, 2003, 01:32   #3
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Old August 24, 2003, 01:33   #4
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Old August 24, 2003, 01:33   #5
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Old August 24, 2003, 01:35   #6
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Ted: As unbelievable as it sounds, nobody told this to me in several months

Thanks for putting in some balance
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Old August 24, 2003, 01:36   #7
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The French US riff seems to have quieted for now.
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Old August 24, 2003, 01:38   #8
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Fez- You are the one with a disclaimer, you illogical communist, just like your hero Chavez.

DinoDoc- Since when has there ever been such a thing as a disclaimer?

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Mr. Fun- Where is the banana option in this disclaimer? *ba dum bum*

Mr. Fun (take 2)- My only disclaimer is that people need to be warned against talking to someone from Idaho, where no bananas are grown! *ba dum bum*

Mr. Fun (take 3)- Warning!: This post is protected by the Union Army. Don't mess with us gay guys! *ba dum bum*

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Albert Speer: Warning! This post might have some wack-ass **** in it. So keep ya head up.
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Boris Godunov: Achtung!! I stab at thee from hell's heart, foul bugbear! What is a man? But a worthless pile of secrets! Life is but a walking shadow, a poor playerwho struts and frets his hour upon the stage and then is heard no more. Now enough talk, have at you!

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Dissident- i know it is very pc to have a disclaimer but i am not a very pc guy. i would support gay, socialist ideas like disclaimers if they worked. i guess my only disclaimer is that you had better be a hot, slutty chick.

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