August 24, 2003, 10:13
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That you want to do it with Madonna?
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"We have tried spending money. We are spending more than we have ever spent before and it does not work...After eight years of this Administration, we have just as much unemployment as when we started... And an enormous debt to boot!" — Henry Morgenthau, Franklin Delano Roosevelt's Treasury secretary, 1941.
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August 24, 2003, 10:20
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Deity
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not really
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August 24, 2003, 10:37
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Prince
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For Drogue or elijah
"Warning: Will argue philosophy at no provocation. Replying not advised."
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  We Northamptonians are great! He lives about 10 minutes walk from me! Something in the water?
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"I work in IT so I'd be buggered without a computer" - Words of wisdom from Provost Harrison
"You can be wrong AND jewish" - Wiglaf :love:
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August 24, 2003, 11:07
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King
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For Urban Ranger... Warning: Warranty is voided by using this poster near Asher.
Imran Siddiqui... Warning: Will argue economics in technology threads.
Ming... Warning: Will dispose of thread if it starts to go in the direction of insults.
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August 24, 2003, 11:26
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Goddess
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My sig covers you all.
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Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
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August 24, 2003, 11:51
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for me?
Warning: ... nah, never mind.
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'Yep, I've been drinking again.'
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August 24, 2003, 11:58
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Prince
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Theres gotta be a good one for me!!! Other than Mr President's!
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"I work in IT so I'd be buggered without a computer" - Words of wisdom from Provost Harrison
"You can be wrong AND jewish" - Wiglaf :love:
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August 24, 2003, 19:11
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King
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Originally posted by Stefu
No, true DinoDoc disclaimer would be "Since when has having a disclaimer been a bad thing?"
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Bah, I prefer mine. 
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August 24, 2003, 19:42
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JohnT,
MtG - Warning: I'm smarter than you, so don't start arguing with me or you make yourself look stupid.
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In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.
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August 24, 2003, 20:31
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Prince
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Fez: I'm not like this in person, honest!
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"I work in IT so I'd be buggered without a computer" - Words of wisdom from Provost Harrison
"You can be wrong AND jewish" - Wiglaf :love:
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August 24, 2003, 20:51
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Warlord
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Me: Warning! Mostly Harmless.
Fez: Warning! 
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"Beauty is not in the face...Beauty is a light in the heart." - Kahlil Gibran
"The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved; loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves" - Victor Hugo
"It is noble to be good; it is still nobler to teach others to be good -- and less trouble." - Mark Twain
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August 24, 2003, 23:31
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Prince
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Me: If you don't know me, fine. If you're from the right and hate me, fine. If you're from the the left and hate me, fine. You're supposed to.
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DULCE BELLUM INEXPERTIS
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August 25, 2003, 02:13
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Emperor
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Originally posted by monkspider
Bah, I prefer mine.
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Your posts should have a disclaimer "Whatever I say, it's not Persia, it's Iran." 
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"Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
"That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world
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August 25, 2003, 04:28
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Emperor
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Well, for myself,
Warning, may cite NIV passage. 
I'll do one for Boris:
Warning, may throw in obscure allusion to dead russian composers.
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Scouse Git (2) LaFayette and Adam Smith you will be missed
"All my own perception of beauty both in majesty and simplicity is founded upon Our Lady." - JRR Tolkein
Get busy living or get busy dying.
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August 25, 2003, 07:09
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OTF Moderator
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on my threads
warning, this thread may be deleted by the mods for no discernible reason
Jon Miller
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Jon Miller-
I AM.CANADIAN
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August 25, 2003, 07:29
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King
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Warning: You can read this but you won't care.
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What?
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August 25, 2003, 07:54
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i'm always right, and you might not be wrong this time.
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August 25, 2003, 08:03
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Prince
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if timeOfPost >=23:00 then posterDrunk = true
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August 25, 2003, 09:48
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Originally posted by monkspider
Mr. Fun- Where is the banana option in this disclaimer? *ba dum bum*
Mr. Fun (take 2)- My only disclaimer is that people need to be warned against talking to someone from Idaho, where no bananas are grown! *ba dum bum*
Mr. Fun (take 3)- Warning!: This post is protected by the Union Army. Don't mess with us gay guys! *ba dum bum*
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I especially like the third disclaimer.
Here's another one for myself.
Warning: Misperceiving that I lack a sense of humor may cause boredom syndrome in this thread.
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STFU and then GTFO!
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August 25, 2003, 09:49
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Emperor
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Oh, and I'm from Iowa -- not Idaho.
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STFU and then GTFO!
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August 25, 2003, 10:12
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Just another peon
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Re: Disclaimers that should appear on your posts
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Originally posted by JohnT
Rah - Warning: I moderate from 8:30am to 9:15am, EST (USA), only. Be on your guard then.
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Ouch.
Please note the time.
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The OT at APOLYTON is like watching the Special Olympics. Certain people try so hard to debate despite their handicaps.
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August 25, 2003, 10:22
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Emperor
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Rah - Warning: I moderate from work. Do not expect me to bother with you punks on my time.
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August 25, 2003, 10:22
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Re: Re: Disclaimers that should appear on your posts
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Originally posted by rah
Please note the time.
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09:19 AM.
JohnT is such a liar
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"I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
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August 25, 2003, 10:27
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Just another peon
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He said EST which puts it past 10. So there.
And John, you're about 95% correct.
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The OT at APOLYTON is like watching the Special Olympics. Certain people try so hard to debate despite their handicaps.
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August 25, 2003, 15:51
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Just another peon
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I guess you can change that disclaimer to that I mod only during those times because that's the only time apolyton is up.
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The OT at APOLYTON is like watching the Special Olympics. Certain people try so hard to debate despite their handicaps.
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August 25, 2003, 15:52
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Emperor
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Warning: I will point out your flaws.
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Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
-Richard Dawkins
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August 25, 2003, 15:54
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Warning: You might not be able to read this post.
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August 25, 2003, 16:06
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August 25, 2003, 16:43
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King
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My warnings
Warning: WILL pummel creationist morons.
Warning: Likes to mock Fez quote.
Warning: Likes to slaughter Libertarians.
Warning: Rampaging Neo-Darwinist.
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The attempt to produce Heaven on Earth often produces Hell. -Karl Popper
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August 25, 2003, 16:49
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Emperor
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Lincoln - Warning: So earnest you can't really hate me.
Sava - Warning: So arrogant, you can.
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