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Height: taller than me
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0.74% |
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Height: as tall as me
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3.55% |
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Height: shorter than me
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9.16% |
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Hair: Dark (black, dark brown)
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7.09% |
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Hair: Medium (light brown, off blonde, Red)
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5.32% |
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Hair: light (shade of blonde)
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2.07% |
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Eyes: Dark (dark brown)
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4.43% |
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Eyes: Medium (light brown, grey, purple, dark green)
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4.73% |
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Eyes: Light (light green, blue)
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5.32% |
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Long Hair
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6.20% |
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Medium length hair
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6.20% |
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Short Hair
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1.18% |
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Figure: Lean
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5.02% |
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Figure: Athletic
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5.02% |
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Figure: muscular
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0% |
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Figure: Full figured (curvy)
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4.73% |
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Skin Color: Fair ("white", "yellow" or East Asian)
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8.86% |
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Skin Color: Light brown, Olive.
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33 |
4.87% |
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Skin Color: Dark brown
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0.74% |
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Skin Color: Black
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0.30% |
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"Asian" facial features (east asia, South East asia)
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1.92% |
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"Black" facial features (Africa, Aborigene)
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0.30% |
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"Caucasian" facial features (Europe, ME, North India, Persia)
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59 |
8.71% |
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Mix of facial features (something of each)
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24 |
3.55% |
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August 26, 2003, 16:29
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Create your ideal mate
So, using the choices in theis multiple choice poll, create a icture of your perfect mate. I will make as many of them gender neutral so that everyone can participate equally.
If your perfect mate has any extra feauters you feel are necessary, post them. I will stick only to the shallow physical ones, as space is limited in polls.
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August 26, 2003, 16:52
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I'd love to have a girl taller than me, but I'm 6', so it probably won't happen.
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August 26, 2003, 16:53
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It's Iran, not Persia, 
You're a Monkspider aren't you ?
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August 26, 2003, 16:56
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Bah! It is what I call it, you insolent fool!
Death to him!
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August 26, 2003, 16:57
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I voted. Not saying what I voted, just in case my gf ever reads this (miniscule chance).
-Arrian
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August 26, 2003, 16:59
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I figure a 5'8" to 5'10' nordic girl is pretty much my ideal. Thin yet athletic.
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August 26, 2003, 16:59
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Well obviously Arrian you picked all the choices that desrcibe your gf..isnt that right? 
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August 26, 2003, 17:09
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About 5'9, nordic. So many love songs work better when shes got blue eyes! 
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August 26, 2003, 17:20
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'Mixed facial features' = hispanic 
Oddly, my votes fell into some popular categories. I guess people aren't as tasteless as I thought.
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August 26, 2003, 17:22
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Originally posted by GePap
Well obviously Arrian you picked all the choices that desrcibe your gf..isnt that right?
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Yeah, that's it! I just don't want it going to her head! Yeah...
-Arrian
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August 26, 2003, 17:24
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shorter, medium color hair, medium eyes, medium length hair, lean figure, fair, caucasian
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August 26, 2003, 19:20
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Originally posted by The Templar
'Mixed facial features' = hispanic
Oddly, my votes fell into some popular categories. I guess people aren't as tasteless as I thought.
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Who said 'mixed' = hispanic?
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August 26, 2003, 19:25
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This should be a points system, with "Beautiful" taking, say, 5 points, Ugly taking 1 point. Personality takes points too.
So you can't have everything. But where's the fun in that?
(Besides, most people would just say "okay no personality then"
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August 26, 2003, 19:28
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People are free to make a "create the best personality for your dream mate", or some shortened version of that poll.
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"Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw
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August 26, 2003, 19:35
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Considering there's only a few women here. This shouldn't be too bad
You start out with 30 points
Lardass - 1 Point
Chubby - 2 Points
Nicely Curved - 3 Points
Lean - 4 Points
Anorexic - 5 Points (I don't mean LITERALLY anorexic, I ain't some kind of sicko or something. I'm talking about all the super-thin skeleton models out there etc.)
Nonexistent - 1 Point
Flat - 2 Points
Fair - 3 Points
Well Endowed - 4 Points
Anna Ohura - 5 Points
Lard Ass - 1 Point
Pimply Ass - 2 Points
Fair Ass - 3 Points
Nice Ass - 4 Points
JLo - 5 Points
and etc. anyone want to conitnue?
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August 26, 2003, 19:37
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It would work so much better if you did not prejudice the choices in their very names, you know.....
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August 26, 2003, 19:39
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Sorry. I never said I was going to be fair, now did I?
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August 26, 2003, 19:41
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Well, go ahead and make a new poll on it.
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August 26, 2003, 19:44
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August 26, 2003, 19:59
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shorter, long dark hair, dark or blue eyes, somewhere between lean and curvy (probably more curvy), light skin color, asian or caucasian facial features.
i dig chinese and korean chicks, as well as mixes.
case in point, lana from smallville (kristin kreuilk, or something), half chinese, half dutch:
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August 26, 2003, 20:00
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So when someone makes a poll, and it is a hit, you get the credit for the idea. If they make one and it sucks, you're guilt free because you told them to change it. Very well done mrmitchell.
And she is FINE Uber Krux  oops. I mean 
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August 26, 2003, 20:53
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A little too skinny. What's she on, the Tapeworm Diet or something?
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August 26, 2003, 20:56
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3 foot tall&toothless with a flat head so I'll have someplace to set my beer.
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August 26, 2003, 21:06
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You can tell there are barely any women on this site! Whats the ratio?
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August 26, 2003, 21:10
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hmmm... you know theres a reason I always try to go for girls who used to wear a brace or a retainer
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August 26, 2003, 23:27
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If I fully described what my ideal mate would be, Ming would end up censoring me . . . . . .
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August 26, 2003, 23:58
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Who are the other two persons who like short hair? 
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August 27, 2003, 00:37
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Many (not all) hispanics are a mixture of Indigenous Americans, Europeans, and Africans - or some combination of these. In fact, Peru has a large Asian community (think former President Fujimori, a Japanese Peruvian and Erasmus Wong, the guy who owns the 'Wong' chain of grociers in Lima). Hispanics as a whole have some truly beautiful combinations of all the different groups.
While I have met purely Euro-looking Hispanics and purely Indigenous Peoples looking Hispanics, etc. Many, if not most Hispanics I've met blend these different features well.
I didn't mean that as a slam.
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August 27, 2003, 04:22
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Shorter than me, light long hair, blue or green eyes, lean, fair skin, caucasian. Slavic, if I have a choice. I don't care if my wife reads this, because she meets all features except eyes (hers are brown) and hair (shorter and darker than I described, but that changes from time to time anyway). Not that this would matter much.
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August 27, 2003, 04:32
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I picked shorter than me, dark hair, dark eyes, medium length hair, lean, East Asian skin and East Asian facial features.
Extra qualities are that she must be named Megumi, work as a school nurse at the same high school as me and be completely off-limits unless I want to ruin my working relationship with everyone in the office.
All hypothetical requirements, I assure you... 
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