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Old August 26, 2003, 18:17   #31
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No, there wouldn't be a growing infertility problem, unless there was a significant CONSTANT increase in the level of pollutants.
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Old August 26, 2003, 19:19   #32
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Don't you guys know that every so often, scientists make a prediction of catastrophe/destruction, just so people don't forget they are there?
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Old August 26, 2003, 19:37   #33
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How is this a catastrophe?
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Old August 26, 2003, 20:09   #34
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maybe he meant "...scientists make a jack-assed statement, just so people don't forget how funny they are"
No offense to any scientists present
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Why do we always talk of "scientists" as a monolithic unit? This is the work of a single crackpot.
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Old August 26, 2003, 22:06   #36
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Yeah, no need to maline us all just because of some idiot. I need another beer.
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Old August 26, 2003, 23:43   #38
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What the hell do scientists know?
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Old August 26, 2003, 23:53   #39
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Don't worry, I'm still fertile and will remain so as long as virgins kiss my penis every day. That's my line, and I'm sticking to it.
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Old August 27, 2003, 05:10   #46
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That's a good method to remain fertile.

On topic... well, something says me that this scientist has either a chromosome too many or lacks one. Even if it's true, I think I can ignore that problem for at least the next 124,000 years. And if it's inevitable even then, I can't see why that's a bad thing.
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Don't worry, I'm still fertile and will remain so as long as virgins kiss my penis every day. That's my line, and I'm sticking to it.
They won't remain virgins for very long doing that.
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Why is it these people never come out with a prediction about crackpot scientists becoming extinct? That would be much more welcome.

More to the point, what idiot approved the research grant for this?
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No doubt te government.
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Luckily 1 male can impregnate hundreds of females.
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Someone will have to be making sperm, no?
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...no wait - we have these already.
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Professional w*nkers? They go by the name of "Alistair Campbell".
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Maybe they will invent a cyborg penis so we can replace the professional w*nkers.
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