i love that quote about "free bird" for "freeing chickens"... a novel interpretation. i always kinda thought it was a song about a guy dumping someone.
In the "score with the lettuce chicks" section, I especially love how they justify Spinash's aphrodisiac (sp?) properties: because Olive Oyl is true to him
__________________ "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis