IWS XVI Answaaaars

badams52 · August 28, 2003, 17:20

Note: due to some computational errors as noted in the question's thread, some places may change but that won't change #1...

So without further ado.....

1. What's the best city in Asia?

1 Ulaanbaatar
1 Neo Tokyo
5 Hong Kong
8 Tokyo
1 Sydney
1 Phuket
3 Bangkok
1 Helsinki
1 Samui
1 Tel-Aviv
1 Uzbek capitol
1 No
1 Istanbul
1 The city with the most cute girls
1 Beijing
1 Singapore

2. Where's Osama?

3 Texas
2 Iraq
2 Ben Hiding
1 In California making guvernatorial bid
2 The White House
1 By Eddie
1 In my ass
2 Pakistan
2 In the US
1 Helsinki
2 Afghanistan
1 Hiding in Zylka's house
1 Who?
1 Screwing 72 virgins
1 Right behing you!
1 Florida
1 dead
1 In a cave
1 Under your bed
1 In a black UN occupation helicopter
1 New York

3. Who's Apolyton's most politically correct poster?

5 Zylka
1 Spiffor
1 Wiglaf
1 Sava
1 St. Leo
1 Smoking Bush
2 Ming
1 st_swithin
2 Stefu
3 Boris
1 DanQ
1 MtG
1 Joe Momma
1 No such thing
4 Mr. Fun
1 MarkG
1 Fez
1 Serb

4. If Apolyton was an animal, what animal would it be?

1 Hippopotamus
4 a banana
1 Armadiller
1 Elephant
1 Tyrannosaurus
3 Human
1 Cat
1 Snail
1 Dog
1 A Finn
1 Zylka
2 weasel
1 Lemming
3 monkey/ape
2 Llama
1 Wise old owl
1 A troll
1 Fat flying quagga
1 Some weird animal that only lives in Finland
1 Wildebeest

badams52 · August 28, 2003, 17:23

5. What's the real reason for Shi's tardiness?

1 He pushed the "wings fall off" button of his airplane seat
3 sticky keyboard/masturbating
1 Had a secret identity (Oprah) to save the world
2 Zylka
1 Sex with admins
2 Drinking problem
2 Porn sites
1 Success with penile growth formula
1 Busy
2 Finnish conspiracy/kidnapped by Finns
4 He's stupid
1 Calculator needed new batteries
1 Cows
1 A goat
1 Too much time at the mass
1 Lazy
1 Overslept
1 Wanted to see how long it took until people would bite his head off
1 I cry myself to sleep every night
1 Jetlag

6. How many fingers am I holding up?

1 -3
4 Eleven
2 None
1 42
6 One
1 All of them
1 10
4 Three
1 Put that thing away!
2 4
2 7
1 5
1 2
1 6

7. What's your favorite fetish/perversion?

1 duct tape
3 feet
2 Posting at Apolyton
1 Furries
1 Internet message boards
5 BDSM
1 Honey
1 European history
1 Zylka
1 This is an original idea to find a date…
1 Tentacles and japanese schoolgirls
1 Ming
1 German poo porn
1 Banana
1 Can't answer, wife looking
1 Women's prison movies
1 Hobbit gangbangers lusting after gigantic shemales with whips
1 I hate George W. Bush
1 Answering perverted questions like this
1 My lawyer had to delete this answer
1 Marshmallows

8. Who's your favorite supporting Simpsons cast member?

1 Professor Frink
5 Montgomery Burns
1 Zylka
1 Dr.Nick
1 Comic Book Guy
1 Santa's Little Helper
2 Moe
2 Ned Flanders
1 Sideshow Bob
3 Ralphie
4 Apu
1 Stefu
1 Duffman
1 Fat Tony
1 Cletus the slack-jawed yokel
1 Chief Wiggum
2 Krusty

badams52 · August 28, 2003, 17:28

Player Scores

10 ADG
10 alva
11 gopher
11 st_swithin
13 donegal
13 Richeliu
14 Atahualpha
14 mrmitchell
15 Snowfire
16 Smiley
17 Giant_Squid
17 muxec
17 Sava
17 Straybow
18 St. Leo
19 CerberusIV
20 badams52
21 Q Cubed
22 The Templar
23 Jaguar Warrior
23 skywalker
24 obiwan18
25 Jon Miller
25 korn469
26 Vlad Antlerkov
27 Skanky
28 Method
28 Spiffor

And the best score goes to

31 Kassiopeia

Donegeal · August 28, 2003, 17:29

Kass won?!?!?! Where's my Trout?

mrmitchell · August 28, 2003, 17:32

Quote:

Screwing 72 virgins

I only got 8th place (from the back

) but there were a lot of very good answers, especially in the perversion question. That there was only 31 as the highest score, though, is a little odd.

badams52 · August 28, 2003, 17:36

The max possible would have been 40. Just so many people went the comic route this time that very little concensus happened.

mrmitchell · August 28, 2003, 17:39

Considering that, I pledge to go the serious route, no matter how funny I might crack wise, until we've got winning scores back up over 50.

Zylka · August 28, 2003, 17:41

AGGGGHHHHH

I WOULD HAVE WON WITH 34 IF YOU HAD COUNTED MY F*CKING ANSWERS

badams52 · August 28, 2003, 17:46

Well that and the fact that the questions were very open ended, there weren't any obvious answers to any of them.

Zylka · August 28, 2003, 17:48

The max possible score was 47. You forgot to include me, you retarded perma-newbie!!!

badams52 · August 28, 2003, 17:52

Sorry Mr. Zylka, but I only calculated what Stefu put down in his spreadsheet.

Zylka · August 28, 2003, 17:53

Shut

Up

PERMA NEWB

Gangerolf · August 28, 2003, 17:54

few people participated this time

badams52 · August 28, 2003, 17:55

you try to be nice to someone, even after they insult you and...

monolith94 · August 28, 2003, 17:56

Where are my scores???

Gangerolf · August 28, 2003, 17:57

don't mind him, I think he just shat himself

badams52 · August 28, 2003, 17:59

I don't

The best antidote is laughter.

badams52 · August 28, 2003, 18:00

Maybe when Stefu comes around we can get to the bottom of this scoring fiasco.

Zylka · August 28, 2003, 18:06

This is absolutely ridiculous and I DEMAND a recount. Something is pregnant, and it's not Chad or the woman beside me. It's MY BOWELS

B O W E L S

Gangerolf · August 28, 2003, 18:06

fiasco?

badams52 · August 28, 2003, 18:10

I'm dramatizing a couple of people claiming they sent in answers that Stefu didn't put in his spread sheet. At least when I opened it, it only had 29 people's answers with the minor mistakes I've noted elsewhere.

Monolith posted a "sent" post in the game thread, Zylka did not, but doesn't mean he didn't send them in.

Zylka · August 28, 2003, 18:11

Wonderful deduction, Captain "screws the game up".

Gangerolf · August 28, 2003, 18:16

I guess they missed the deadline then

Jon Miller · August 28, 2003, 18:18

my best time ever!!

joN MIOk,lkwe

Skanky Burns · August 28, 2003, 21:53

Yay! Only 4 away from the winning score!

Spiffor · August 28, 2003, 22:01

I still can't believe I am second

I guess it pays to say Zylka is the most PC poster of 'Poly

st_swithin · August 28, 2003, 23:47

You're the bastard who voted ME most politically correct, aren't you?!?!

I can't believe I'm stuck next to the whitest, most average man in America.

Dude, this svcks. That's what I get for thinking Apolyton was human.

I give up. You win. I change my last vote to 'feet.'

Ben Kenobi · August 29, 2003, 04:09

24 obiwan18

Steady as she goes.

Kassiopeia · August 29, 2003, 05:33

Oh dear, I won. Unlike last time, I'll do the questions myself instead of foisting the responsibility on someone else.

Stefu · August 29, 2003, 06:04

If I didn't get it by Wednesday 19:50 or so, +2 GMT, it was past the deadline. I kinda had to do so, considering that I'm moving out and my computer was packed up shortly afterwards. In other words, Zylka, Japher and Uncle Sparky were late. I apparently didn't get monolith's post, since it's not showing up among my PMs.