August 29, 2003, 21:12
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Fun with Google
Let's have some fun with Google, shall we?
1) How many people have posted the blindingly obvious "Google knows everything, thus is God" idea, imagining they were the first ones to come up with it?
610
2) The browser wars.
Internet Explorer - 8,610,000
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&l...=Google+Search
Mozillla - 9,020,000 
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&l...=Google+Search
Opera - 14,400,000
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&l...=Google+Search
Opera results might be skewed by the fact that it is also a theatrical form.
3) The war on terrorism
USA - 104,000,000
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&l...=Google+Search
Iraq - 20,700,000
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&l...=Google+Search
Afghanistan - 9,010,000
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&l...=Google+Search
Terrorists - 3,710,000
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&l...=Google+Search
Civil Liberties - 951,000
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&l...=Google+Search
4) Who has the word "The"?
The Onion 
Finally, an important one:
"Have a nice day" - 411,000
"**** you" - 928,000
(Eh.)
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August 30, 2003, 12:42
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King
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Somebody has waaaaayyyy too much time.
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August 30, 2003, 12:46
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Erm...?
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August 30, 2003, 13:00
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let's play a game where you choose two words, and google them together, and you must get only one result.
The person who's multiplication of results of each individual word is the highest wins. 
I'll start with:
'stfu' and 'Crystallography'
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August 30, 2003, 13:00
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I wonder if this thread can make it up to eight posts without contributions from the thread's author . . . . .
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August 30, 2003, 13:58
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King
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I can help it to 
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August 30, 2003, 14:00
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that's a great question, MrFun.
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August 30, 2003, 14:11
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King
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Apolyton's Moderator Team
MarkG - 15,000 (the first link is "Famous Dead Nontheists"  )
DanQ - 4,290
Ming - 2,360,000
RAH - 564,000
MichaeltheGreat - 84
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August 30, 2003, 14:23
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Deity
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MarkG - 15,000 (the first link is "Famous Dead Nontheists" )
DanQ - 4,290
Ming - 2,360,000
RAH - 564,000
MichaeltheGreat - 84
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Ha! Solver = 863000.
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August 30, 2003, 15:07
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Deity
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/me does a search on himself:
ADG: 245,000
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This space is empty... or is it?
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August 30, 2003, 15:08
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King
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390 for mrmitchell. And that goddamned bastard teacher that took mrmitchell.com is at the top again! ****er 
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August 30, 2003, 15:27
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104 for me. All of them are from here. 
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August 30, 2003, 15:35
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about 700 000 for me! YEAH BABY!
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August 30, 2003, 15:49
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Deity
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about 700 000 for me! YEAH BABY!
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YEAH I beat you .
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August 30, 2003, 16:24
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Okay. Final proof that George Bush is maybe not so bad at all:
"I hate George Bush": 348,000
"I love George Bush": 1,610,000
And then this:
"I eat George's Bush": 10,200 
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Im not sure what Baruk Khazad is , but if they speak Judeo-Dwarvish, that would be "blessed are the dwarves" - lord of the mark
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August 30, 2003, 17:07
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27,100,000.
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August 30, 2003, 17:43
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Originally posted by Trip
27,100,000.
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" " doesn't bring anything up for me.
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August 30, 2003, 17:45
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King
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34!! wOOt!!
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August 30, 2003, 17:50
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Deity
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August 30, 2003, 18:33
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Emperor
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This'll help make Tuberski feel good:
ACK: 2,140,000
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Im not sure what Baruk Khazad is , but if they speak Judeo-Dwarvish, that would be "blessed are the dwarves" - lord of the mark
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August 30, 2003, 18:55
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Maniac: 647000.
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