September 1, 2003, 16:11
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my girlfriends are named mpg
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Barack Obama- the antichrist
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September 1, 2003, 16:22
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Oh, I forgot one.
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IT woman: whatever goes wrong must be YOUR fault, not hers for setting things up that way.
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September 1, 2003, 16:26
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Make that two.
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MCSE woman: like IT woman, but with a certificate to prove she set it up right, so it must be YOUR fault.
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September 1, 2003, 16:44
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King
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Thanks
THIS THREAD IS F*CKING STUPID
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September 1, 2003, 16:49
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Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
The average Apolytoner has thousands of girlfriends, and they all have the surname ".jpg".
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[Obama] is either a troll or has no ****ing clue how government works - GePap
Later amendments to the Constitution don't supersede earlier amendments - GePap
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September 2, 2003, 02:17
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SHAREWARE WOMAN free to install but everytime you want to use it you get nagged for money.
CPU FAN WOMAN - she blows well
TROJAN HORSE WOMAN Lets you in the back door
Java woman -write once run anywhere i.e platform independent.
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September 2, 2003, 02:22
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Yeah, I mean who'd want to post 4000 times about strategy games?
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Except for the people that made most of their posts when OT posts counted towards post count  .
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September 2, 2003, 04:42
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Re: Humor workshop
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Originally posted by Straybow
 MikeH, you are on the right track.
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VAPOR-WARE woman: makes lots of promises, then disappears without an explanation.
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I meant vapour ware in that it's unlikely that she'll ever exist in any tangible form.
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September 2, 2003, 05:40
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King
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I married APPLE MACINTOSH WOMAN: Way better than most women, but only a few people know it and she herself does her damnedest to keep anyone from finding out.
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September 2, 2003, 05:50
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Xerox Alto woman: compact, powerful, elegant, state-of-the-art, highly academic, sexy, and in extremely limited production.
Mine. 
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September 2, 2003, 05:52
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She's behind you isn't she?
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September 3, 2003, 04:52
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treat a girl like a SCREENSAVER until she graduates to EXCEL. Dealt with a few WINDOWS & HARD DISKS. Luckily you will be able to dodge all VIRUSES. INTERNETS get used like they are (to get free shyt). Every girl you’ve encountered has been an EMAIL.
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September 3, 2003, 16:15
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I meant vapour ware in that it's unlikely that she'll ever exist in any tangible form.
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That's the same as mpg woman.
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September 3, 2003, 16:19
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Way better than most women, but only a few people know it.
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Same with mine, though not because of what she does, but what she doesn't.
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September 3, 2003, 16:23
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Yeah, I mean who'd want to post 4000 times about strategy games?
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/me raises his hand.
-Arrian
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September 4, 2003, 00:31
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Deity
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Originally posted by MikeH
She's behind you isn't she?
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What, you meant I wan't sincere?
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