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Pretty much like now, only trashier 16 9.25%
Respected bubblegum pop eminence 1 0.58%
Completely forgotten 21 12.14%
Singing "I'm A Slave 4 U" for rapidly middle-aging former fans 13 7.51%
Has taken a completely new musical direction, becoming the first succesful gothpunkcountryrapmetalcucumber star 2 1.16%
Playboy centerfold 17 9.83%
Hustler centerfold (Does Hustler even have centerfolds?) 8 4.62%
"Shaved Asians" centerfold 6 3.47%
Two words: Bruce Spears 4 2.31%
Ted Striker's personal love slave 18 10.40%
The best Democratic hope to defeat incumbent president Mathers 9 5.20%
Dead in a cellular funk explosion 4 2.31%
Desperately trying to revive her career by frenching Lourdes, um, Madonnasdaughter on VMA 27 15.61%
Apolyton moderator 17 9.83%
Banana 10 5.78%
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Old September 15, 2003, 10:52   #1
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