View Poll Results: You're forced to drink one of the following- which do you drink?
Miller lite 9 56.25%
Coors lite 3 18.75%
Bud lite 4 25.00%
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Old September 15, 2003, 20:07   #1
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Okay, say you're forced to drink one of the following beers
Which one would you drink?

I'm a watching these lame new commercials for Coors light, and I'm thinking: Coors lite tastes like crap. And why use Kid Rock as your spokesman? He's like, so, year 2000.
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Budweiser.


Have you seen Red Stripe Beer commercials?
FUN-ny!


http://www.redstripebeer.com/
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Out of those sorry choices I'd go with the silver bullet.
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of course a write in answer would be to commit suicide before drinking in one of those beers
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of course a write in answer would be to commit suicide before drinking in one of those beers.


Canadian water has a higher level of alcohol than those beers.
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Budweiser.


Have you seen Red Stripe Beer commercials?
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http://www.redstripebeer.com/
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Consider yourself a fly. If you had to land on one celebrities vomit, eat it, regurgitate it and then eat it all up again while your rellies ****ged themselves stupid all around you which would you choose ?

Does this give my answer.

Bud lite, of course, the "Danni Minogue" of beers.

Awesome in it's own right but shite when compared to the original.
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I don't drink beer. Lite beer... no chance at all.
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Amstel has the best lite beer I've tasted though Sam Adams lite comes in a close second. Why not just drink the regular beer and eat two fewer tortia chips?
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My friend loves coors lights so im accustomed to that taste.

But I'd drink bud or miller lite over that **** anyday.
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Those beers are bad but they aren't the worst out there. Anyone who's ever been to a frat party can tell you what utter crap natural lite is. :barf:

At $19.99 per full keg the price can't be beat though.
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You're forced to drink one of the following- which do you drink?

Yeesh. Is there a Hemlock Lite?
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Those beers are bad but they aren't the worst out there. Anyone who's ever been to a frat party can tell you what utter crap natural lite is. :barf:

At $19.99 per full keg the price can't be beat though.
natural lite? You mean Natty Ice has a lite version?


Beer distributor near my Uni sells 3 Natty Ice for a buck. Thats a ****ing great deal for thursday nights.
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speaking of kegs.... my greatest accomplishment in college ever.

Our suite room bought a half keg with the money raised from recycled cans created by the suite members alone. That was a great day.
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Natty ICe does in deed have a lite version. Natty Ice has like 7% by vol. though so it also remains a frat favorite.
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speaking of kegs.... my greatest accomplishment in college ever.

Our suite room bought a half keg with the money raised from recycled cans created by the suite members alone. That was a great day.
He we used to do that at least once every other quarter. We could even speed up the process by having BYOB parties and then recycling the cans other people brought.

Still, cans which you and your suite mates drank is the piece de la resistance.
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Natty ICe does in deed have a lite version. Natty Ice has like 7% by vol. though so it also remains a frat favorite.
If you get a natty ice...... IMO you must spend a mandatory $20 fee to get a good beer first.

I might have a natty after my 4-5th beer but I will NEVER start out with a Natty. :
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We used to have NAtty Ice as our outside keg which everyone who walks in could drink and then we'd have a keg of a good beer which we'd keep inside which only our friend could drink.

I didn't/don't like Natty Ice but in college free beer is sometimes the only beer you can get.
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Amstel has the best lite beer I've tasted though Sam Adams lite comes in a close second. Why not just drink the regular beer and eat two fewer tortia chips?
I had Amstel light..crap!

Of those poor choices, Miller light, if only cause I liked Miller better than the others in regular beer.
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Amstel lite at least has a malty flavor which most lite beers lack. I normally drink darker, heavier, and stronger tasting beers though so I tend to like the hoppy flavor.
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I barely noticed any flavor when I had it..thought it was worse than regular Bud, which is not good anyway.
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Are you sure we're both talking about Amstel from Holland?
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Miller Lite tastes the least bad. Coors is ungodly foul, and Bud is just undrinkable.
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Yup, I chose to taste it (the only light beer ever to touch my lips) cause I had bought into the hype with the commercials. I was not impressed one bit...

I have had only a few beers I liked less...like a Cherry Stout I found bitter as heck and some cheap panamanian ale...

Overall though, I have hed good experiences with most beers..and I try new ones as often as I can.
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I don't drink beer

Whiskey or Mixed drink or something of that time are sometimes good

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Natty Lite! Where is Natty Lite, the staple of all College Parties?!
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I never went to a college party.

my friends were poor, and we had no place to drink. So kegs were out of the question for us.

we drank keystone in cans :vomit:
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They did a blind taste test of these three beers and everyone's response was the same:
*sip* tastes like piss
*sip* tastes like piss
*sip* tastes like piss
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I would refuse and would only give way after weeks of torture at which point I would not care anymore.

Coors light was the beer I drank most when my first year in college.

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