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Old September 18, 2003, 14:41   #1
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Old September 18, 2003, 14:43   #2
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Oh, joy. Both Republicans and Catholics get to have their beliefs slammed in this one. Thanks, Mr Fun.

But that doesn't mean I can't participate in the fun!

"Yes, your Eminence. What your church does to little boys, my party does to the country!"

CASE CLOSED!!!!
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Old September 18, 2003, 14:49   #3
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Oh, joy. Both Republicans and Catholics get to have their beliefs slammed in this one. Thanks, Mr Fun.
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Old September 18, 2003, 14:54   #4
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Just one of the two, Paikitis??
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Old September 18, 2003, 16:03   #10
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To those 50 people who viewed this thread, but couldn't be arsed to participate -- I invested five minutes of my life, creating this thread.
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that is the world. mr fun. cruel and ungrateful.
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Caption #1:

Both: "Hehehehehe, MrFun wasted 5 minutes!"

Caption #2:

Old Dude: "Ha! I see, you meant Arizona Cardinals suck!"

Caption #3:

Old Dude: "Look at this Georgy, proof the dead sea scrolls are fake, and nobody knows!"

Caption #4:

George: "Hey old religious person look what I have, they're the ears from Sadams stupid kids!"



Happy now?
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Happy now?
Well, "gay" does mean "happy," doesn't it?

So yeah, I guess I am.
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To those 50 people who viewed this thread, but couldn't be arsed to participate -- I invested five minutes of my life, creating this thread.
There is an art to selecting pictures for caption competitions. Five minutes is insufficient time in which to become proficient, evidently.
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Seriously, what is the Cardinal holding.
It looks like a flick knife
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"Take it!"

"No I don't want it.. hehehehe"

"No, haha, take it"

"No really hehe I dont want it hehe"



but really it looks like a miniature dildo souvenir or a pen
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Hm...this one isn't funny, IMO.
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Hm...this one isn't funny, IMO.
but you can make it funny...!
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