September 25, 2003, 21:30
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Don't be so damn serious, Serb. You're getting married after all. A little smile wouldn't hurt. 
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September 27, 2003, 14:55
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Vagabond,
Da, tebe legko govorit’, a ya ves v pontah, 1,5 mesyaza do svad’by ostalos.
Ok, Ectchelion, Oedrin, you wanted some pictures, now you get them.
Kidding. 
Last edited by Serb; March 18, 2010 at 18:15.
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September 27, 2003, 14:59
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Ok, if you're ready here she is:
Last edited by Serb; March 18, 2010 at 18:17.
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September 27, 2003, 15:11
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Congratulations  
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September 27, 2003, 15:20
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F., my F-ing., dial-up, and F. the guy who invented such kind of crappy connection. I continue to post pics, but before this, read this carefully:
WARRNING: Anyone who will watch those photos should accept the following:
I’m a as viewer of the images below, promise to do not complain about the following:
1) The author of those images is a rookie and a very bad photographer.
2) He chose the lowest (640x480) resolution of his camera can support to make those pictures, let’s say less sizeable, because his current dial-up connection is really killing him.
3) She is his future wife, so if you don’t like she or him, it’s your own problem not his. If you really do, please let him know. He’ll kick your as$. He is not j/k.
4) In real life her eyes are brown, not red (look paragraph 1 & 2). She is not a vampire…at least the author guess so…at least he hopes so…
5) If you accept what was posted above, you may view the pictures posted below, if not please choose the other thread and get the F* out of here, no one will complain about you.
Have a nice day.
Last edited by Serb; March 18, 2010 at 18:19.
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September 27, 2003, 15:24
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Here we are together, the beauty and the beast:
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September 27, 2003, 15:24
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You so do not deserve her.
Cogratulations, though.
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September 27, 2003, 15:34
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Originally posted by Paul Hanson
You so do not deserve her.
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It was a bad pictures, btw.
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Cogratulations, though.
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Thanks, Paul.
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September 27, 2003, 15:38
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Originally posted by Carlos113
Congratulations
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Muchos gracios.
Forgive me my...
...wtf I just said? 
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September 27, 2003, 15:45
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The russians are truly the luckiest people in the world. A race of ugly fireball-wielding men living side by side with gorgeous sultry women. 
Congrats Serb, I hope you'll be very happy together!
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September 27, 2003, 15:52
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Congrats, Serb. I wish you and your wife a long and prosperous life.
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September 27, 2003, 17:12
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Originally posted by FrustratedPoet
The russians are truly the luckiest people in the world.
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Indeed. The history proves this.
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A race of ugly fireball-wielding men
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Hey what’s wrong with my fireball? We use those fireballs to fire up our cigarettes. Perhaps you use other source of fire when you want to smoke?
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...living side by side with gorgeous sultry women.
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You never saw my previous GFs, btw... but... tsss don't tell to Helen...she knew I was a bad boy, but she doesn't know I was a bad boy during last two years when we were meeting (if its a proper word). 
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Congrats Serb, I hope you'll be very happy together!
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Thank you.
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September 27, 2003, 17:22
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Originally posted by Ned
Congrats, Serb. I wish you and your wife a long and prosperous life.
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Thanks Ned,
I’m almost chained, but not yet. 
So, I’m sitting in front of my monitor at four o’clock of the morning and post the pictures of my future wife (I don’t have anything to do anyway except sleep).
Btw, who need more pics?
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September 27, 2003, 18:41
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God, she's a babe. WTG!
Why is it that our photos of ourselves and/or significant others always have the computers in the background? We used to try to get the dog in the picture, now we make sure that everybody can see the CPU.
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September 27, 2003, 19:02
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Deity
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I need to be like Spartak: Work in Russia for a little while, marry a russian chick, then move back to the west. It sounds like a plan to me.
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September 27, 2003, 19:36
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Serb, you hit the jackpot, she's beautiful! Congrats, I hope your future marriage lasts until you die.
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"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.
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September 27, 2003, 21:38
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It´s "Muchas gracias" = Thank you very much .
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September 28, 2003, 10:03
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I know.
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September 28, 2003, 10:13
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Originally posted by Oerdin
I need to be like Spartak:
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Spartak isn't Russian? 
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Work in Russia for a little while, marry a russian chick, then move back to the west. It sounds like a plan to me.
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Good plan. (you forget to add - "become alcoholic"). Russian vodka and Russian chicks are two best things in Russia.
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September 28, 2003, 10:16
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I'll second that.
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"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.
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September 28, 2003, 10:18
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Originally posted by JohnT
God, she's a babe. WTG!
Why is it that our photos of ourselves and/or significant others always have the computers in the background? We used to try to get the dog in the picture, now we make sure that everybody can see the CPU.
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Yep, she is my baby.
What is WTG? 
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September 28, 2003, 10:22
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Pekka
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September 28, 2003, 10:22
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Well, according to a sociologist on Oprah Winfrey, the average American man has sex with seven different women during the course of his life.
So if you've slept with at least six women (not including your wife to be) before now, then you're doing fine as far as the US average is concerned.
If not, then it's time to get frisky because you haven't got very long left.
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September 28, 2003, 10:29
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I’ve stopped to count after 20 as any normal Russian male. I guess about 80 or so in my list, but…tssss…I’ve never tell this.
EDITED:Perhaps I exaggerated a bit, more probably this number is lesser than 80.
I really don’t know.
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September 28, 2003, 10:37
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Prince
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Congrats Serb!
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September 28, 2003, 10:58
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congrats serb, she is definately not an ugly kid! other than that, i'll keep my comments to myself !
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September 28, 2003, 11:21
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Wow! Big news, man!
Congratulations, and have a happy life together.
Oh, yes, and she's beautiful.  I hope she has a great personality as well.
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September 28, 2003, 13:25
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Spartak isn't Russian?
Good plan. (you forget to add - "become alcoholic"). Russian vodka and Russian chicks are two best things in Russia.
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I believe Spartak is English though he used to live/work in Russia and his wife is Russian.
Hmm. Russia=hot women & lots of vodka. Now I just need to get a visa.
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September 29, 2003, 01:45
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Nu serb, ty menia prosti, ja vot tut zapustil Apolyton na chetyre dnia, i vot sluchyst ty mne'zh takoje, vot tebe i pozhaluisto
Pozdravlyaju, zhizn tvoja izmenilasj uzhe, i nichego nepodelajesh. Not that it's a bad thing though
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September 29, 2003, 02:19
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As someone who is about to celebrate their first wedding aniversary let me say that marriage is great. Now if you ask me in another year the answer will probably be different! Congratulations!!
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