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Old September 24, 2003, 10:06   #31
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How come teenagers are so incredibly stupid sometimes?

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Old September 24, 2003, 10:08   #32
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Winners don't need drugs.

And...

Losers don't need wieners, eh?
I already said that.
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Old September 24, 2003, 15:17   #33
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Some of the highlights of Datura usage:-

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The centers for disease and poison control state that 89% of all Datura usage results in poisoning. Whether they meant that the person hallucinated or became ill, I don't know. It would seem, however, that Datura is a VERY dangerous plant.
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6 b1) Entering the Experience

Entering the experience is not really noticeable. That is one of the strange (albeit powerful) effects of the drug. One never really knows they are hallucinating. Everything actually seems real.
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6 b2) Peak of Experience

A stuporous, hazey high is felt, and everything seems almost normal. After a while, either you get used to the feeling and don't notice it any more, or it fades (again, I cant tell, and I don't know anyone who can tell either), and it seems you are sober (between 6 and 8 hours in). After that, things either get scary or very interesting. Auditory hallucinations abound, although I don't know whether the brain comes up with an image, also, of someone talking to you, or a source for the noise. Visual hallucinations are less common, and equally as real.

Keep in mind, these are full-blown hallucinations, with no way to tell whether they are real or not.
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b4) Physical Effects of Datura on the Body

Pupil Dilation

Atropine has long been a chemical known to dilate the pupils, with effects lasting from as little as 6 hours to 3 weeks.
Atropine, as in the legal hospital drug, is one of the componants of Datura.

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Since the user (the recreational user, mind you) will be in a delerium for as much as three days, it's important to plan out things to do during that time period.
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Old September 24, 2003, 16:21   #34
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We're playing around with atropine and effects on cardiovascular sys in my Bio lab this week.

FUN!

P.S I believe Atropine is what they give to GIs for vaccination agst certain chem weapons.
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I just thought of a funny joke

Winners don't need drugs.
or
Losers don't need wieners

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Dammit! You shouldn't be able to cheat your way into the Darwin awards!
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I just thought of a funny joke

Winners don't need drugs.
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Losers don't need wieners

That's only the third time in this thread that this joke has been made.

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That's only the third time in this thread that this joke has been made.
I know, I was just picking on che
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Drugs are bad, m'kay?
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Dammit! You shouldn't be able to cheat your way into the Darwin awards!
Yep, he is just a cheater like this other guy,
who wanted to wash his Balls in a Golf Ball Washing Machine.
They got stuck and he went unconscious almost at once of the severe Pains this caused, fell to the Ground, and his Balls, still stuck in the Machine were torn off.
Not only he wasn´t able to reproduce anymoe (luckily he hedn´t kids at this tme), but he was also suspended from the Golf-Club (along with his friends who suported him to do it, AFAIK it was some kind of Bet )

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But the sign on it clearly said "Ball Washer", right?

Why didn't he sue?
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but it hurts so much now...

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you know, since this happened, the only thing that might make his life bearable are those hallucinogens that he was drinking.
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man. what is it with those euros?

Man accidentally saws penis into six pieces
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A coffinmaker who accidentally sawed his penis into six pieces is one of a number of Russians treated in a special clinic.

Emergency Care for Men only treats injuries to the male genitals and has been nominated for an award.

The coffinmaker was rushed into hospital after his circular saw got caught up in his trousers. His penis is now fully functioning.

Other cases include men who have had their penises bitten off by wives, lovers and dogs.

Emergency Care for Men was established at a Moscow hospital in 1999 and now stands to win the Prizvaniye Prize.

Professor Pyotr Shcheplev set up the department to develop the field of andrology, which focuses on the study of the male genitals, according to The Moscow Times

He sums up his mission, saying: "If a penis has some defect, it is a big psychological blow. It's a man's dignity."

The centre plans to hold seminars for doctors and emergency service workers to help increase their awareness of the injuries particular to men.

The winner of the Prizvaniye Prize is to be announced in June and will be awarded the equivalent of £6,871. Emergency Care for Men is one of seven nominees.

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1. Rooskies are not Euros.

2. His name's Andreas W, not Andreas V
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rooskies aren't euros? well the sure as heck aren't asians.
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When Americans talk about euros they refer to West Europeans.
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rooskies aren't euros? well the sure as heck aren't asians.
Of course they are Asiens, Russia is at least in Parts considered to be Part of Central/Western Asia.
It is difficult to draw bordrs from the European to the Asian Continent, but most (or even all?) Maps see Russia as Part of the Asian Continent
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After googling a bit,
I can now say, that it is more exactly the City of Perm which seems to be at the Border between Asia and Europe.



So, if you live East of Perm you´re just an Asian and if you live est of it you can be considered to be part of those enlightened beings called Europeans

If those Incidents really happened around Moscow, I have to admit, that Enlightenmend seems to involves, that sometimes people cut off their own Penis
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We're playing around with atropine and effects on cardiovascular sys in my Bio lab this week.

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P.S I believe Atropine is what they give to GIs for vaccination agst certain chem weapons.
You use an auto-atropine injector at the first signs of the effects of nerve agents. Dont be slow though or you're dead.
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think of all the money he will save not having to spend money on women.

this guy will be very rich. I feel no sympathy for him
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