September 24, 2003, 08:45
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Bush photo desperately needs a caption
Actually, I've already got one:
"UH OH!"
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"Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
"That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world
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September 24, 2003, 08:46
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He sat on a dildo?
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September 24, 2003, 08:47
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Looks rather as if he poo'd in his pants.
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September 24, 2003, 08:48
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Maybe that followed my suggestion.
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September 24, 2003, 08:52
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And they say they haven't found the missing link between humans and primates.
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"Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
"That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world
Last edited by Stefu; September 24, 2003 at 09:00.
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September 24, 2003, 08:53
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'COLIN! I just found the WMDs!'
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In da butt.
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"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.
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September 24, 2003, 08:55
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'They shot Saddams boys? Look everyone, tear!'
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In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.
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September 24, 2003, 08:58
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"Dad, they all laugh at me and say I'm stupid. That's not true, right, Dad?"
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September 24, 2003, 09:11
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"And here, we have another exhibit of an extinct species. This species is known as the Republican, and this particular example of a Republican is Caveman Bush."
"Now, onto the Wooly Mammoth exhibit . . ."
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September 24, 2003, 09:13
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And here's my impression of my Dad choking in Japan.
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September 24, 2003, 10:14
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Seriously, if he were 10 years older, the press would start wondering about his health.
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Im not sure what Baruk Khazad is , but if they speak Judeo-Dwarvish, that would be "blessed are the dwarves" - lord of the mark
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September 24, 2003, 10:16
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Daddy's gonna be mad.
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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September 24, 2003, 10:16
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Originally posted by MikeH
He sat on a dildo?
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September 24, 2003, 10:17
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Guard to Bush: "So, lethal injection or electrocution...?"
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September 24, 2003, 11:14
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"Oops, I just crapped my pants!"
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September 24, 2003, 11:18
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"Ouch, my hemorrhoids are flaring."
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Christianity is the belief in a cosmic Jewish zombie who can give us eternal life if we symbolically eat his flesh and blood and telepathically tell him that we accept him as our lord and master so he can remove an evil force present in all humanity because a woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from an apple tree.
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September 24, 2003, 11:25
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"I need to find somewhere to spit this Broccolli"
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September 24, 2003, 11:26
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"As he struggles to swallow the mouthful of man-juice that filled his mouth, the President begins to realise that the curtain had gone up on the stage a little earlier than he was expecting."
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If I'm posting here then Counterglow must be down.
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September 24, 2003, 11:38
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As he realised he had brought a copy of Storytime Village instead of the report on the state of the economy to the Congressional committee, President Bush began to wonder if he was really cut out for this job.....
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September 24, 2003, 11:43
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He was smoking a joint and suddenly noticed there was a security guy behind him so had to do that thing where you hide it in your mouth...
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September 24, 2003, 11:52
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"Mr. Bush, look out!!! There's a negro behind you!!!"
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September 24, 2003, 11:54
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what am i doing here ? who am i ? what is that guy behind me doing here ? *confused*
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"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something." -- Plato
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September 24, 2003, 12:01
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Originally posted by Japher
"Mr. Bush, look out!!! There's a negro behind you!!!"
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But then again, what's the point of this joke, if he willingly works with Powell?
Oh wait that wouldn't matter, since Powell is an Uncle Tom, right? 
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September 24, 2003, 13:06
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Strangely, the inclusion of this brand new statue of President George W. Bush at the royal london wax museum has not been attracting the record crowds previously expected.
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September 24, 2003, 13:10
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"Jacques doesn't love me anymore."
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September 24, 2003, 13:16
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am I the only one seeing this?
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September 24, 2003, 13:18
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Az, your a sick man...
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September 24, 2003, 13:25
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Originally posted by FrustratedPoet
"As he struggles to swallow the mouthful of man-juice that filled his mouth, the President begins to realise that the curtain had gone up on the stage a little earlier than he was expecting."
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It appears that FP and Az were on roughly the same page... and are both sick bastards.
/me reiterates the need for puke smilie
-Arrian
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September 24, 2003, 13:29
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the story really comes together now! First, it was Rumsfeld and the fireman, and now this...
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September 24, 2003, 13:52
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"I mustn't fart, I mustn't fart ..."
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