September 26, 2003, 21:08
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End Golf Communism!
How can the freedom loving posters of this forum ignore for so long the greatest threat to the American way there is? The blatant communism of golf!????
We have a game with a "handicap system"..a handicap system? Next they will be giving them their own parking spaces! (damn anti-dentites!) Think of it, in all other red-blooded trully American games the best one wins, and all are held to the same technocratic standards: the good, talented, marvelous, gifted, the best of the best, the Gods among men win, while the wretches, untouchables, scum of the earth, slime, junk, vermin and genetic retrogrades are crushed underheel as they should be!
but in this commie pinko game invented by a bunch of pansy skirt-wearring transvestites, players are held to different standers based on a bunch of utterly irrelevant things like experience...HOw dare they!!!! Next they will send the to re-education camps in Siberia!
So I say my anti-commie-lefty-pinko-treehugging- genetic retrograde friends, lets give golf back to the people instead of the dictators that attempt to foist indeserved equality to the players!
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September 26, 2003, 21:10
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September 26, 2003, 21:30
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Trust me, Gepap, when you're playing a friend, winning is still winning 
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September 26, 2003, 21:32
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Yeah, all the betting in Vegas using POINT SPREADS (or handicaps) are stinking un-American and deep down just plain outright communism. YEP YEP YEP 
And anyone with half a brain would know that that is the only thing handicaps are used for in golf. GAMBLING.
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September 26, 2003, 23:05
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Sounds like you offended Ming, GePap. WTG! 
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September 26, 2003, 23:15
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What's gambling? 
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September 26, 2003, 23:22
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September 27, 2003, 00:00
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Originally posted by JohnT
Sounds like you offended Ming, GePap. WTG!
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You can badmouth anything, but you can't badmouth golf, holy golf.
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September 27, 2003, 00:05
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When the revolution comes, all golf courses will be bulldozed to provide housing for the proletariat. The Communist Party of Apolyton pledges to end this bourgeois game and imprison the enemies of the people who play it (Ming and Rah, this means you).
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September 27, 2003, 00:07
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We must bomb the golf fields NOW! There can be no hesitation..pre-meption is the key!
Besides, like they will notice..we shall term the craters sandtraps, or extra bonus holes.
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September 27, 2003, 01:07
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The Communist Party of Apolyton pledges to end this bourgeois game and imprison the enemies of the people who play it (Ming and Rah, this means you).
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The Communist Party of Apolyton is a meaningless thing with no power and only a bunch of losers as members...
The power rests with the golfers... and there is nothing you can do about it...
This isn't a Democracy
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September 27, 2003, 01:14
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 I always thought golf was fun.
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September 27, 2003, 01:18
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Originally posted by chegitz guevara
I always thought golf was fun.
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TRAITOR!!!!!!!!!
ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE!!! You shall be removed from the party for your imperialist comments! Death to capitalists!
Oh, and Mom says you should call her.
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September 27, 2003, 01:22
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The only thing communists are good for are to be caddies... doing the manual labor so we can enjoy the game more. The way life should be...
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September 27, 2003, 01:28
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Originally posted by Ming
The only thing communists are good for are to be caddies... doing the manual labor so we can enjoy the game more. The way life should be...
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Just be careful when your caddie gives you your ball back and then runs like hell.
"Your golf ball landed here, o' imperialist capitalist pig-dog. Would you like to try a 5-iron, the better to crush the ball with a mighty swing, like you crush the dreams and aspirations of the working class?"
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September 27, 2003, 01:29
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ROTFLMAO!
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September 27, 2003, 01:32
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Communist caddies are kept under guns the entire time... run if you wish.. we practice shooting on our capitalist run shooting ranges...
Don't worry... we will only wing ya....
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September 27, 2003, 01:35
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Originally posted by Ming
Communist caddies are kept under guns the entire time... run if you wish.. we practice shooting on our capitalist run shooting ranges...
Don't worry... we will only wing ya....
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Thanks! And don't pay any attention to our sabotaging the clubhouse...and drinking all the liquor...
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September 27, 2003, 01:37
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I live on a golf course. They get kinda irked when I ride Bunnygrrl's bike through it.
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September 27, 2003, 01:39
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Actually I like golf too. btw, can't Ming and MtG PM each other instead of chatting in a closed thread? 
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September 27, 2003, 01:40
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Commies and caddies aren't allowed to drink... we only allow socialists to tend bar. Commies are locked in the basement between rounds
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September 27, 2003, 01:41
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Eep!  But there are no basements in Florida!
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September 27, 2003, 01:41
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Actually I like golf too. btw, can't Ming and MtG PM each other instead of chatting in a closed thread?
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Let's see how many one liners are appropriate.
Mod's can't spam by definition
Mod's can do whatever they damn well please
This isn't a democracy
Take your pick
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September 27, 2003, 01:42
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Rank hath its priveleges.
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September 27, 2003, 01:43
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Commies and caddies aren't allowed to drink... we only allow socialists to tend bar. Commies are locked in the basement between rounds
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The only rounds you'll be between, o' evil one, are ammo rounds. 
And After the Revolution TM you'll be the caddie, so be nice!
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September 27, 2003, 01:43
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"Mod's can do whatever they damn well please", please.
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Your "revolution" isn't going to happen in the US... and it won't happen here either... so enjoy your little fantasy... but that's all it is
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September 27, 2003, 01:50
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Ming, did you know your account has been hacked by Fez?
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Here is Apolyton... Unlike the US, it isn't a democracy or a republic
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September 27, 2003, 01:52
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Let's see how many one liners are appropriate.
Mod's can't spam by definition
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How about :
Mod's SUCK! 
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